All in a day's neuj

I am nonblussed. Somehow, this is neuj. Is it bojitive?

I dont recollect older item this being posted, so I want to bring this to LalMullah's attenshun. Apparently, his students are getting restless . Moderate enlightenment was promised and instead air vacuums are being delivered. Not cricket at all.

And of course, speaking of air vacuums, this is what a medium sized one does to your large sized enclosed premises:



Be careful playing with those toys, I always say, take them out or you will create an air vacuum in here.

The Rebel who dared to speak up his musharraf - Part III

The Rebel who dared to speak up his musharraf - Part III
Desk with cultural leanings, NSN, Beshawar.

NSN concludes its exclusive and wide ranging interview with the famour vice-principal of the rebel seminaries turning up their nose at the secular law in the islamic state. In this last part, we finish with a round up of travel, technology, entertainment, law, and relationship with the west.



Students doing exercises. Mullah Abdul Rashid Ghazi insists on daily exercises both for boys and girls. Note: You really cant tell the boys apart from the girls, can you? As usual, not a word about the pictures, please. .

Q: How do you interpret the tradition of a jirga?
A: [Jirga has] no basis in islam, only sharia courts are allowed. Jirgas will be banned by fatwa.

Q: Should muslims travel abroad?
A: Of course, to Al-Quds, and to Makkah, and Madina, and to all the holy sites. It is a corner stone of our faith. However, travel west of Al-Quds not allowed (clearly written in scriptures). Makkah is necessary, and Al-Quds recommended. If in Al-Quds on friday, must participate in traditional stone throwing rituals.

Q: Lets talk about entertainment. What are views on adventure sports, say paragliding?
A: It is a naked attempt to create Fitna. [It] Does not exist in scriptures and has been cooked up by western world to create a fissure between men and women. How many parts would have rubbed when you are tied together? What unique views available to men on the ground that are not allowed even to a custodian? Who was the chaperon? How can it possibly be acceptable? What did it accomplish? Next they will want to allow women to lie naked in the sand. ( Ed. The mullah was emotional after this, so we let the subject go. ).

Q: Perhaps TV and music have some entertainment value?
A: [The] Book is very clear on this matter. Only ulema are allowed azan. Everything else is [but] but-qashi.( Ed. But-qashi = idolatry, it is bad, very very bad )

Q: But surely not all new media and technology is bad?
A: No, progress is not bad. In fact, we maintain a website for the Markazi Jamia Masjid (Lal Masjid). You just wont find a picture of me grinning there. In fact, we are thinking of setting up auction sites, and reverse auction sites for employment and custodianship of our students.

Q: How can law enforcement be improved?
A: In fact, the administration has asked us that question. We believe the answer is simple. There is serious need for educating the law enforcement agents. There are refresher courses in all the other countries. Even the kufr realizes the importance of keeping up the training the forces with the times. If the administration is interested, we are open to establishing refresher curricula, and not just in kendo sticks !!

Q: What is the ideal relationship with the West?
A: We can not allow them to destroy our culture, and more importantly look at, or take our women. That is the basis. Now in terms of relationships, they are mostly monogamous societies so their men are not allowed to retain their culture, and expose themselves to those of the faith too!

On the other hand, our faith is very forgiving. Our men can expose themselves to up to four [partners] at a time. Therefore, if the west wants to better understand our culture and establish relationships, we are open to it. We have lot of capacity [to absorb].

[This concludes the three part series]
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The Rebel who dared to speak up his musharraf - Part II

Desk with cultural leanings, NSN, Beshawar.

NSN brings an exclusive and wide ranging interview with the famous vice-principal of the rebel seminaries turning up their nose at the law in the islamic state. In this second part, we talk to him about men and women, their rights, status in religion and traditional culture.




Maulana Abdul Rashid Ghazi. Please keep the picture a secret, we took it while he wasn't looking.

Q: Maulana Sahib, we would like to get your opinion about the basis for relationships between men and women. What do you teach your students about relationships between men and women?
A: Some people have been influenced by the putrid ideas spread by the infidel West about the Islamic principle of man's custodianship over the woman.

In truth,their goal is to push the people into sinful liberty that has caused the downfall of western societies. This false liberty has engendered a society with crime as its hobby, adultery as its entertainment; a society in which the woman does as she pleases even if she is married; a society in which underage girls know and do what married women know and do, and even more.

We actively work to keep these putrid ideas and other conceptual trash disseminated by the West and their whorish journals away from our students.

Q: Is Vani allowed?
A: Badal-i-Sulh is an established custom. Scriptures provide for

a) pardon,
b) killing for killing,
c) blood money/blood woman

as three options to settle feuds. There is no other way and any other practice has no basis.

Q: What are your views on dating?
A: Western concepts are not applicable. There are many ways for acquiring custodianship of a woman. Mesyaf (summer holiday) marriage,
is an acceptable method popular in Saudi Arabia. Mut'a al-Nisa has been practiced since ancient times. There is no dearth of means for men
to acquire custodianship of women, and there is no need to allow women to have any say in the matter.

Q: What feminine features are considered attractive?
A: A woman's voice, is considered to be the only public feminine attribute. Where there is doubt (and to examine imposters), examination of ankles, and palms/fingers is permitted. Since these are the only parts that can be seen and heard by people not related by marriage, they are considered the beautiful parts.

Q: What do you say to the Women's rights advocates?
A: Permitting women to leave the home, so that they rub up against men in the marketplaces and talk with people other than their chaperons - with some even exposing parts of their bodies prohibited from exposure - are forbidden acts, a disgrace, and lead to destruction. This is an attempt to stir up Fitna. God willing we shall prevent it, even if we have to distribute free hijab to establish civility in the society.

Q: What is the status of women today?
A: Today, women travel unsupervised. Chaperons have a hard time finding a job. Women live as strangers among strangers. The enemies have stripped the woman, sometimes even of her clothes (often near a pole), and of all the elements of a happiness,and of all her social rights. We are working to restore women's rights.

In fact, all poles not used for exercises will be banned by fatwa. Electricity and phones will be all underground. Dogs will only be allowed to use trees.

Q: What do you say about modern views of marriage and divorce?
A: Al Mujadalah Surah-58 refers to the story of a woman who complained after she was divorced by her husband in the old pagan custom which freed her husband from any responsibility or duties to his wife. In fact,
Badal-i-Sulh , Mesyaf, Mut'a al-Nisa, the literature is full of ways of acquiring and ending custodianships. Why do we need new ways?

Q: Why is there competition from goats?
A: The infrastructure has not kept up. In remote areas, its very hard to travel. There are no seminaries there. As a result, men are looking for alternatives. This is allowed, but woe be the day, where we are not able to provide for all able bodied men. We are allowed four, and yet now we prefer goats instead. We are working to change that.

Q: Does prostitution exist?
A: The practice of temporary marriage is said to have existed during the times of prophets, who are believed to have recommended it to companions and soldiers. We are working to establish modern standards and practices for Mut'a al-Nisa" and Mesyaf to allow full protection both to men and women. Outside of allowed practices, it is proscribed. In fact, stone merchants, as well as whip makers have been enjoying a great boon to their trades since we established our legal system. We are even publicizing our practices by arresting and holding women who flout the laws but where we don't have any proof. This will be rectified in the future.

Q: What about the recent woman minister's actions?
A: Not allowed and not recognized. Must resign. Court will decide whether lashes/stoning/tonsuring is appropriate after a trial. We will look to the Zile Huma case as an established precedent. But the final decision lies with the seminary courts. We don't want to comment on a matter that is sub judice.

Ed. Note: We did our best to translate, but the powerful effect of the maulana's gospel is not entirely preserved in translation.
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The Rebel Who Dared To Speak Up His Musharraf - Part I

The Rebel Who Dared To Speak Up His Musharraf - Part I Desk with cultural leanings, NSN, Beshawar. May 8, 2007 Islamabad (NSN): NSN brings to you an exclusive and wide ranging interview with the famous vice-principal of the rebel seminaries turning up their nose at the law in the Islamic state. Unlike the routine fatwas and quotes, the maulana sat down with the reporter for a wide ranging exclusive to be reported in three parts. This first part, introduces us to the maulana, his students, and their struggle. In the second part, we talk to him about men and women, women's rights, women in Islam and traditional culture. Finally, we finish in the third part with a round up of travel, technology, paragliding, law, and relationship with the west. Maulana Abdul Rashid Ghazi. Please dont tell the maulana we took his picture while he wasn't looking. We left on good enough terms to hope for further interviews. Q: What is the mission of the Lal Masjid and Jamia Faridia? A: Markazi Jamia Masjid (Lal Masjid) is one of the oldest functioning mosques. Jamia Faridia and Jamia Hafsa are a charitable organization that strive to teach the fundamentals of the faith . Q: Why are their questions about legal status of the buildings? A: We are protected by God, and by governments before the current tyrant. Q: How many students do the seminaries have? A: Markazi Jamia Masjid has now grown into a great religious University/an extensive project in which presently there are about 11000 students (boys/girls). No monetary fee is charged from these students. Jamia Hafsa students resting between exercises with kendo sticks. Again, please don't mention the pictures to the Maulana if you happen to meet him. Q: What is the daily routine of the students? A: Praise to god, and a little bit of exercise. Q: What are the Opportunities after education at the seminary? A: Many reputable houses employ our students, most still return to NWFP. But Quetta, Lahore, and of late Pindi/Islamabad have seen revival. Q: How is competition or loss of monopoly or removal of government protection affecting you? A: We had government protection and monopoly over the small market in pindi islamabad until the current regime. Girls from the competition do not pray five times. Jamia students at great disadvantage because competition does not wear islamic clothes, allows seedy transactions to take place. We are against that. We have been taking steps to protect our territory. Further Parts to Follow... Ed: We regret loss of some detail in translation. Our regular translator was on vacation . ------------------------------------ NSN: The Best News From The Madrassas. [Adv ] Fauji Kendo Sticks: Now on official syllabus of Jamia Faridia New and improved sticks now better than any Islamabad policeman's baton.

Youth power

Madrassa students eggjercise their rights in front of the Jamia Hafsa and Jamia Faridia madrassa in Islamabad.


and of course, this is how you need to dress:



if you are ever inclined to raid a brothel. Notice the suptle use of bink color.