A day of commemorating the obvious by repeating it endlessly. Today, we start with the dear departing soul in Londonistan. Who says:

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Taliban infiltrate from Pak: UK LONDON - British Prime Minister Tony Blair has said that many of Taliban fighters are infiltrating Afghanistan from the bases in Pakistan.

Eh, what? You must be mistaken, my dear sir. Don't you know, what?

Took him long enough, no? And so what is so great if its true? If they took proper care of them while they are across, they wouldn't be crossing the border again to begin with. And what about those root causes? 90,000, anyone? Porous, mountainous something, I recall too.

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Alleged rapists of Japanese girls getting easy way out LAHORE - The police prefers to dump a case or brush the matter under the carpet through divergent dubious means when the influential families put pressure on the ‘efficient’ law and order force.

Making a molehill out of an ant farm, to say the least. Did the women have a chaperon? Are they of the faith? Are of four of the five people witnesses? How can the police do anything then? Why throw this scientific mumbo jumbo about evidence and what not? Did it curdle or go sour if it took a couple days more?

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Tourism project has expected returns ISLAMABAD: Federal Minister for Tourism Nilofar Bakhtiar is reportedly neglecting her office work despite the prime minister’s rejection of her resignation. This is putting into jeopardy activities related to the “Visit Pakistan Year” project.

Now we all like Nilo-far didi. She did a far out thing by hugging a bald old person. Very kind and considerate people. Must we blame eveything on her?