Friday, June 15, 2007

Degrees of sebaration in pinglish: Mullah Mahdi-e-dra

Diyar Editah

I pring you this ghar-ghar aur neighbour ki ghar ka story from our pure land

Three men confess to killing father, brother and cousin

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According to police, the spade of killing started in 1997 when Muhammad Abbas along with his three sons — Akram, Yousaf and Afzal — strangulated his fourth son Hamid Abbas. Hamid was a freshman at the local college and had stood first in the district in the matriculation examination. His father and brothers used to commit petty crimes and Hamid would often ask them mend their ways. Police said the accused and their father got annoyed with his repeated advices so much that they killed Hamid and buried him in the corridors of their house at Kot Usman Khan. The murder never came to the light and the accused continued with their activities.


Law no 72 for Pakiness: kill your son before your son(s) kills you,

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In 2003, accused Akram, Yousaf, and Afzal killed their cousin Zubair suspecting that he had spelled black magic on their family. A-Division police registered a case against them under section 353/97 of the Pakistan Penal Code
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Law no 73 for Bakiness: Oh father and son(s) kill your cousin before he casts spell on you

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While living in Burewala, the three accused started pressuring their father to hand over his whole property to them. When he refused to do so, they slaughtered him six months ago and buried the body in their rented house and migrated to Deepalpur


Law no 74, Strike fear in your father's heart, if he doesnt relent, slaughter him , bury his body and migrate

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In Deepalpur, Akram, also a Hafiz-e-Quran, became a prayer leader at a mosque while Yousaf became a faith healer outside a shrine in the locality


Law no 75) follow rules 72,73,74 and you will be find gainful employment

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On a tip off, police arrested the three brothers in Deepalpur for the murder of their cousin
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Law no 76) The smelly , fair, long arm of Baki law will catch up with you , for your cousin's murder

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Three brothers, confessed for the murder of their cousin


Law 77, Oh inbreeding bakis , whoever you kill, he will be your cousin

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