Who's missing then?

Here is a list of all those who have fulfilled their duty to the good book, over the publication of the bad book:

a) The mullah - they have put their wallet where their mouth is.

Quote:

Collections reach $1m and counting PESHAWAR, June 22: A prayer leader on Friday announced a $1 million reward for anyone killing Salman Rushdie and awarded the title of Amirul Momineen (chief of the faithful) to Al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden.

So Mullah Omar is demoted, then?

b) The people's representatives - they have put their effigies where their mouths are ( I salute their effort, it probably hurt)

Quote:

JUI-F leads protest against Rushdie’s knighthood QUETTA, June 22: Jamiat Ulema-i-Islam (Fazl) leaders and activists took out a procession on Friday against the British government’s decision to confer knighthood on controversial writer Salman Rushdie. Protest day against Rushedie title observed KARACHI - Protests against continued in the city on Friday against Britain’s awarding knighthood to blasphemer Salman Rushdie. Hundreds of mosques, seminaries, religious organizations and people from all walks of life participated in the protest demonstrations to express their anger against the British honor given to the India born Rushdie.

Bad, India, bad, bad India. Producing people who write books!!

c) The gourment - Led by the prime minister, state and federal both have moved resolution, broken benches, and even held meetings !!

Quote:

Blair hates Muslims Parliamentary Affairs Minister Sher Afgan Niazi said the house had passed a unanimous resolution in this context. “The government has strongly protested and told the British high commissioner that Pakistanis have been deeply hurt by their action,” Afgan said. The minister said Rushdie had made no contribution to literature and in fact, the British government had negated its own traditions by knighting him. “In Britain only those are knighted who have won a Nobel Prize.” He, however, said he would not favour a second resolution in the house. Dr Attaur Rehman of the MMA said Pakistan should withdraw as a frontline state in the “war on terrorism,” because it also includes Britain and the US.

So, we have a prized goat for whoever comes up with who is yet to voice their opinion on the subject. One entry per household onlee.
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