Pindigenoujly Develobed Anti Miscreant Equipment

In a bositive develobment, Pakistani dephenje scientists have 200,000 percent pindigenously develobed anti miscreant detection devijes. Thij phollows in the gloriouj phootsteps oph the pindigenous satellite develobment that made us 400 per cent better than Yindia. Theje devijes have been imborted phrom China in a joint development contract and ishtamped "Made in Pakistan", ujing ishamps aljo made in China. The devijes, manufactured by Foonk-Zundri industries in China, were bought phor cash, just like the satellite, and will help in catching miscreants in Waziristan and Swat.

The device comej in three formj. The jernailist verjion, called "Nuttybaranoia V1" consists oph a red color reciever to be worn over the head and a transparent detector to be worn over the face and can sbot RAW, CIA, Mossad, Yindoo, Yankee, Joo agints. Pakistanis, taalipaan, and patriotic terrorists are not detected or seen by theje devijes.



Zaid Hamid Demojtrating the Kanspeerajy Detection Devije in phorm of Lal topi and eye glasses. He can spot Joo, RAW, CIA, Mossad and Yindu agints everywhere.

There ij aljo a military verjion, in the phorm of a face mask which looks like a constibated baboon, called "Baghdad Bob V2" which haj better detection and can aljo detect common medical conditions oph Pakistani citijens. Thij waj demonstrated by Athar Abbas, who saw bodies, some with torture marks and some with limbs tied and a bullet in the neck and head, on the roads of Mingora and immediately said "These beepuls have died oph old age".

Athar Abbas, ujing "Baghdad Bob V2" devije and looking at mass graves in Kukarai, Daulai and Shah Dheri village. He immediately declared "these pits are not graves but in fact fields planted by the bious and gentle Pakistani army to grow more beepuls".

The civilian high sojiety verjion, haj the ability to hide all violenje, make beepuls sing rock songs and generally not give a rat's musharraf about the beepuls dying in Peshawar. Thij comes in the phorm of a wepsite called teetar and ij called the "Summer of taalipaan hash tag V3"
The "teetar verjion" oph the devije which makes beepul declare "Oh all thij taalipaan violenje is exaggeration by west, let uj all get self righteous about it. Better than pheeling sorry phor those who died"