Diyar Mullahs,
Blij to maaf karo laang absenj phrom Plog. I waj with Mullah Wahamullah in a Phata-phut tour of FATA.
I have dekho some peautifool lands and even more peautifool goats. However, Bakistani Fauj is engaging in haraam activity. Even so, our birathers are busy placing Welcome Mats all along the roads. Phor some reason, they are digging holes and placing these mats underground.
I poocho Wahamullah and he said, "It ij phor IED Mubarak". I don't samjho put the great Mullah (Goats Pe Ubon Him) ij naat alwayj eejee to understand.
We witnessed some extensive building improvements underway in schools for wimmens. So far, brogress is good. The demolition phase of the work is niyarly comblete. Wahamullah sej that I don't samjho again -- the entire broject ij niyarly comblete. The great Mullah (Beard May Grow on Him) did not exblain.
We also dekho the national Bird of FATA. It waj flying very high in aasmaan. The biratherj told us that some timej the bird sends fire phrom the sky. I don't pelieve it put Wahamullah sej "petter pelieve it chotae, or the Drone will vijit you at night". Again the great Mullah (Fatwas May Isuue from Him) sboke in riddles.
Thij ij it phor this letter. Next week I will rebort on Waziristan.
Many Salaams,
Abdul Al-Okullah
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