Rejently, in the LMU mushy-aria rooms, the following strain baj heard by LMU Skolar Roh Ul Shukl Al Gebri, adapted phrom haraam gana of Mullah Biryani Adumj.
To reelly luv a bhalu
To undarstaand him
You've got To kno whatz deep inside (the kave)
Heear ebery screem, see ebery paw
An just giv into him when he bants To bite
An bhen joo phind yuarselph lying helpless in hij arrrrms
Joo kno joo really luuuuuuuvvved a bhalu…
(Charas:)
When joo luv a bhalu
Joo tel him he’j reely wantd
When joo luv a bhalu
Joo tel him dat he’j da von
He needj somebaaady
To tell him itz nat gonna laaaaaaast phoreber
So tel me hab joo eber reely
Reely, reely eber luuuuuuuuvvved a bhalu….
To reely luv a bhalu
To LeT him hold joo
Til joo know he needj Ashaa (dinner)
Joo gotta LeT him breeth joo
An let him tast joo
Unteel joo kan feel him in jour blaad…
Bhen joo kan see jour unphinished jeehard in hij eyej
Than joo kno joo reely luuuuuuuuvvved a bhalu...
So tel me hab joo eber reely
Reely, reely eber luuuuuuuuvvved a bhalu….
Ting, tang, tang, ting, tong, tooooong...
Reely…. Reely…. eber luuuuuuuuvvved……………………………. a bhalu
sniph, sniph...
sniph, sniph...
The End (reelly reelly)
(Klap klap)
7 comments:
Birader...you had me in splits and my whole office is in splits.
Keep it up, I will follow all your posts.
:)
LOL, very catchy, Brother Mullah.
Kamment e testi..
Subanallah, such a glorious ode to bhaalu.
Suhaan Allah!
Bhwat poetry
Bhwat a poet
Nishan e Bakistan!
Mullah Rohbutt
In case you are wondaring about lack of kamments from our coujinns it ij pekose the blog zamindar needs to abbrove them pefore the unwashed masses can have a dekho@ them
Bryan Adams had no idea!
hahahhaha =)
AoA!!!
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