We demand Nople Brije for Frontline Al-lie Bakistan !! (without carry-loocar conditions)

Todin is a dark din (due to load shedding). Coming to practical matters, Amreeki jernail Hussain Ombaba has been given noble piss prije. What did he accomplish ?

Did he show commitment like Zulfiqr who made us all eat grass but made sure Qadeer stole the bum ? Zulfiqr's glorious achievements are hanging from a pedestal for all to see ! Did he demonstrate bersonal couraj like Begum Bhutto who refujed the bow down her head while facing a bum and chose to give up her life instead ? Did he demonstrate love of the nation like our brave jernail musharraf, who stood in the line of phyrr and refused to stop serving the nation in and out of uniform, and it took many months and effort to compel him to rest ? Did he show piety and faith like Zia who gave us a true justice system, delivering justice to any wimmens who could produce 4 witnesses ? Did he demonstrate commitment to economic advancement to do whatever it takes to bring us money like Zardari, who has brought us much more money from US than any any other country in the world (which was not invaded) ? Did he scientifically advance a nation, by showing humility to borrow the best ideas, practices and blueprints from companies and websites like Abdul Qadeer ? Did he then show magnanimity of Qadeer by spread the knowledge to everyone who asked ? Did he show the tenacity and resolve of bakistani

army, who despite repeated retreats came back again and again, and did not rest till they signed a peace treaty with the taalipaan ?

What did he actually do ? Not a single thing. The achievement of any 1 of the bakistanis above equals achievement of 8 ombabas

Our arap brothers have stolen a march over bakistanis. They have their own arafart who won the nople prije. What great injustice !

Bakistan has struggled more for the rights of oppressed people than arafart. Due to the strong and prinjibled stand, the rights of the punjabis have been protected against the marauding blochis and pashtuns by awarding punjabis their fair share of water (from the sindhis), fair share of embloyment (by embloying them in the army), their fair share of natural resources (from blochistan) and fair share of money and economic develobment (from everyone else). Suarly, pakistanis deserve a prije for protecting the right of the weak !

I probose we all declare a jeeehaaard on the nobel committee to award the next biss prize to bakistan (without carry-loocar conditions).

Added later:

A mullah brings it to my attenshun that the nopel to Ombaba waj becauj people were expecting great things from him in the future.

Well then, here is a fatwa:

JEEEHARRRRRD !!! NOBALL BRIJE FOR BILAWAL !!!!!!!!! (without carry-loocar conditions)