Fatwa! Blij to IED Mubarak thij rock phormation

Blij to tilt jour head sidewaej and dekho at the bicchar. It ij phrom Kuffar watan oph Purma. Some nanha mujahid should plow it ub!

Musharraf at work in the Ophice

Inam winning bicchar oph Glory-e-Musharraf

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Aljo please to welkome new hakimullahj:

• Lalmullah
  
• Enqyoob: mullah enqyoob
• Mujahid Mullah Aalloak-uz-amman bin Ghazi
• Rasululah bin Baluchi
• and mullah mahdi-e-dra

any other mujahids wanting to post, or bekome hakim pleaje to kontakt the hakims.

Glory-e-Musharraf

Thij ij a consbiracy oph Induj Paani Treaty!

Musharraph in Goat-e-mala

Mushrraph suddenly appeared in Goat-e-mala, looks imbressive!!

Know your RAW

Who was the first RAW agint in Bakistan?

Bappa RAWal

Where is the RAW HQ situated in Bakistan?

RAWalpindi

Name the Epic written by Kaffir Leo Tolstoy

RAW and Peace

Name the RAW agent in Hindu ( Kaffir) Mythology

RAWan

Which Chanakian bania PM of India was also a RAW agent?

Narasimha RAW

Who is behind sectarian strife in Bakistan?

RAW

Which Australian fast bowler who performed exceedingly well against Bakistan, was also a RAW agent?

Glenn McGRAW

Which Rock N Roll band of the 80s was formed as part of a conspiracy to wean Bakistani youth away from the HoKo?

RAWling Stones

Name the RAW agent trying to wean Bakistani kids away from the HoKO by authoring the haraam Harry Potter series?

Jaswinder Kaur RAWling

Which famous Frenchman(RAW agent) predicted the break-up of India and the subsequent downward spiral of Bakistan ?

RAWstradamus

Who fathered neo Brophet(Pubic lice Be upon Him) Zaid Zaman Hamid?

RAW

What do you call a Pakistani muslim RAW agent?

Rat deserting a sinking ship

How many RAW agents does it take to change the light bulb correctly?

We will let the readers know after load -shedding

What did the African say to his Bakistani friend after reading about the 80% increase in retarded children being born in Bakistan?

RAWL down the rubber man

What is the Bakistani slang word for Fiscal deficit?

RAW conspiracy

Musharaaf Tasveer Kheencho Din

Everypody Draw Musharraf Din

Diyar Jirga,

Mullah Enqyoob bin Arvardi haj a wonderfool khyaal. In phact, a very Roshan Khyaal. It ij high waqt phor a Youm-e-Musharraf. What petter way to celeprate than to draw him, hain?

Blij to sujjest the halaal din phor thij cauje.

Who ij to plame indeed?

Diyar Pirather Mullaj,

Blij to muaf karo phor absenj. I waj, aj they say, "ducking, bobbing and weaving" phrom the bird in the sky raining hellphyre.

It ij the waqt to ijjue Fatwa on all things haraam that lead minds of young boys into pum making. Our military eggjbert, Major Butt Retarded haj nailed hij head on a hammer.

Let uj dekho at injtrument of terrorijm. I poocho:



who invented TNT? Sweedish Kafir.

Who invented Toyota car? Japani Kafir.

Who invented banking? Angrezi Kafir.

Who invented PhyreWorks? Cheeni Kafir.

Who invented gas cylinder? German Kafir (or, waj it gas chamber?)

Who invented New Yark? Amreeki Kafir.

Who invented depression? Hindoo Kafir (I am bojitive)




All theje inventionj were ingredientj oph the blot. Why plame the boor kid? He dekho and he karo, like gandhi monkey.


oph courj, who invented Talipan? Yej, we did! put, that ij naat the boint.

Salaamj.

Al-Okullah.

Who is to Blame for Faisal Shahzad? Not Pakistan!!

Diyar thoughtfool readers. Beepul blame Pakistan for Faisal Shahzad, but I think that introspection is needed and an equal amount (if not more) of the blame is to be shared by the west and wimmens. Blease consider:

1. Faisal did *not* set off a bum as long as he was *not* driving a Nissan. 3 days after buying a Nissan, what habbens? He tries to set off a bum!! He might have been born and brought up in Pakistan with phamily and friends in Pakistan, BUT The connection between Jabanese car combanies and terror should be investigated. Also note that Taliban drives Toyota and Benazir was assassinated with a sunroof lever of a Toyota. Coincidence? I think not!!

2. Reliable sources tell me that Faisal visited miscreant chat rooms on the Internet. As it is well known, Al Gore invented the Internet. Al Gore’s policies are to blame for radicalizing vast numbers oph the Ummah.

3. Faisal was US citizen for 1 year, but married for 3 years. That is 300% more influence due to marrij!! All married wimmens should introsbect about why they cause young mild mannered men to become radicalized.

4. As anyone who has held a tank of Bropane in one hand and a Can of Petrol in the other hand at the same time can tell you, the next immediate unbearable urge is to set off a firebomb among the Kuffars. Knowing that Bropane and Petrol incites the bious, why do the Kuffars insist on selling them in the same shop? That should be introsbected. (Same argument to be used phor South Bark controverjy)

5. What is it about US universities & companies that attract people from all over the world (some of whom might end up setting off bums?). As any pious Mullah will tell you, the tembtation is to blame, not the berson who acts on the tembtation. US is to blame for the temptation to join these Universities and companies. This should be fixed in the US immediately if US wants to reduce terror.

6. Whether Pakistani terror groups “export” terror or whether these groups are contacted by willing recruits for training to “import” terror should be carefully thought about. The fact that irrespective of whether it is import or export, it ij done by Pakistani groups to a Pakistani, should not distract us from this introspection.

7. US society should sit up and take responsibility for their citizens committing terror (esbecially those who came out of their own will and became citijens through marrij) by arresting them and trying them in a court. Pakistanis will support them in this endeavor, just like we did with Aafiya.

8. Pakistan too will take responsibility like it always has by arresting and trying heads of extremist organizations (Exceptions are good Taalipaan, Strategic assets, Punjabi groubs, Cashmere groups, any groub that has ever killed a Shia)

9. Why are western Jihadis well educated & from upper middle class? This should be rectified immediately by awarding bulk visas to poor illiterate beepuls from tribal areas who wish to do Jihad.

10. The explanation that many people in Pakistan want to set off bombs in the US and only educated upper middle class people get a visa is Haraam. The assumption that educated upper middle class Pakistanis went to US and after that US society radicalized them is Halal.

As a ending note, I wish to point out that restricting Visas and Citijenship to suspected Pakistani extremists, will only strengthen the hands of extremists. Not blaming Pakistanis phor Pakistani terrorijsts trained in Pakistan camps is needed for beace in South Asia, Solving afghan broblem and strenghthening democrajy in Pakistan.

Also Quasab is not Pakistani.

Bower Generashun!! part 2

Kontinuing on the Prose by Jarnail Mahdi
pesh in khidmat oph the Jirga

Kehne ko Jashn-e-bahar hai
Pacquis yeh dekhke hairaan hai
Kehne ko Jashn-e-bahar hai
Pacquis yeh dekhke hairaan hai
Garibkhana se Bijjili khafa khafa hai gulshan mein
Chupa hai koi ranj bulb ki chilman mein
Sare kalee nazare hain
Soye soye vaqt ke sath mijjile dhare hain
Aur dil mein koi khoye si baatein hain
Kehne ko Jashn-e-bahar hai
Pacquis yeh dekhke hairaan hai.

Ooooo hooooo…

Salam

Bower Generashun!!

Eye kame akross a post by Jarnail Mahdi-e-Dera
on one unmenshunable phorum, eye think eet eez
wise to rebost here phor eternity, lest the
eez lost during inner load shedding.



Bicchar kurtesy NSN: Brand Ambassador of Heera Mandi Janab Yousaf Raza Gilani soliciting customers at Heera Mandi Naya Maal investment seminar..Lawhore


He said that a number of foreign investors were putting their money into Pakistan's energy sector. He said the government has plans to produce about 30,000 megawatts of electricity through coal-based power projects. Thirty three different teams have been set up so that they can travel around the world begging for free coal to run the power plants
After Gilani, the Minister for Water and Power Raja Pervez Ashraf's briefed the media about the summit in Islamabad. The minister said that the government would lead by example and reduce the usage of electricity in its own offices, Ashraf said that among the various measures to conserve power was the closure of all shops and other commercial entities by 8:00 pm. Only pharmacies and other medical stores would remain open after that time. He added that the use of decorative lights for commercial activities would be restricted as well.
Rakkit mards would be used as street lights instead of supermen fighting hindoo villans
Farting in public will be banned, instead there will be designated farting areas where Pakistanis can release their flatulence and the resultant gas can be used to generate electricity to light up Minar e Bakistan, the odour will be an added bonus and perhaps a fitting tribute to the idea of Bakistan.

Bakistan looks for new coach...

....bliss to be sending applicashun jaldi jaldi Mr.Chappal.

On this auspeeshias occashun, Mr Inzamam was heard saying, "Oye yaar, har saal naya banda kithe milta hai, mainoo hee bana lo. On second thoughts rehane do yaar paanch baar jhukna ab nahin hota." NSN reporter asked distinguished Australian Paki, Mr.Chappal if he wanted to be offered to the team. Mr.Chappal replied "No No Pakistan. Pakistani players always rubbing, bending and mounting during the training session. My arms pain when they do this!" On being kweschuned Mr Inzamam was heard saying "Oye yaar, Australians you know have an under arm problems and it stinks worse than Shoaib Akhtar"

DJinn takneeki

NSN(Isbecial report desk) There has been unkonfermed/rumers report oph LMU
transport lab developing new takneeki, since 400 saal ago. A prave NSN
korrospondent set out to set da matter right.

Eet was diskovered dat LMU Tranpoort Lab have indeed developed yand
testing a new takneeki in kave numper 420. Pliss to see peelow to kelear
da matter








"Djinn takneeki eej ujed to make da trucks to lie on da sides and saman eej loaded unloaded without the uje oph any infedel kranes.
Reberse Dijnn takneeki eej ujed to make da truck
upright." Grand Mullah LM klariphyied to astounded NSN korroponent.

Grand Ayotollah N^3 phurder klariphyied through Djinn phone from Gobi Desert,
dat de department eej konrently in developing a new Djin Takneeki which will enable
less bious and those who do not bath on Fridins to use, which will make eet available
deep yand wide.

Mulla Dilbula has already readied a new istamp phor Patent applikashun.
Mulla Nayak has assured NSN dat his department has deeply analized all
the aspect oph da project inkluding istastitik provided by Mulla MM, and deklared the
Takneeki absolutely safe.

NSN