DJinn takneeki

NSN(Isbecial report desk) There has been unkonfermed/rumers report oph LMU
transport lab developing new takneeki, since 400 saal ago. A prave NSN
korrospondent set out to set da matter right.

Eet was diskovered dat LMU Tranpoort Lab have indeed developed yand
testing a new takneeki in kave numper 420. Pliss to see peelow to kelear
da matter








"Djinn takneeki eej ujed to make da trucks to lie on da sides and saman eej loaded unloaded without the uje oph any infedel kranes.
Reberse Dijnn takneeki eej ujed to make da truck
upright." Grand Mullah LM klariphyied to astounded NSN korroponent.

Grand Ayotollah N^3 phurder klariphyied through Djinn phone from Gobi Desert,
dat de department eej konrently in developing a new Djin Takneeki which will enable
less bious and those who do not bath on Fridins to use, which will make eet available
deep yand wide.

Mulla Dilbula has already readied a new istamp phor Patent applikashun.
Mulla Nayak has assured NSN dat his department has deeply analized all
the aspect oph da project inkluding istastitik provided by Mulla MM, and deklared the
Takneeki absolutely safe.

NSN