Diyar Pirather Mullaj,
Blij to muaf karo phor absenj. I waj, aj they say, "ducking, bobbing and weaving" phrom the bird in the sky raining hellphyre.
It ij the waqt to ijjue Fatwa on all things haraam that lead minds of young boys into pum making. Our military eggjbert, Major Butt Retarded haj nailed hij head on a hammer.
Let uj dekho at injtrument of terrorijm. I poocho:
who invented TNT? Sweedish Kafir.
Who invented Toyota car? Japani Kafir.
Who invented banking? Angrezi Kafir.
Who invented PhyreWorks? Cheeni Kafir.
Who invented gas cylinder? German Kafir (or, waj it gas chamber?)
Who invented New Yark? Amreeki Kafir.
Who invented depression? Hindoo Kafir (I am bojitive)
All theje inventionj were ingredientj oph the blot. Why plame the boor kid? He dekho and he karo, like gandhi monkey.
oph courj, who invented Talipan? Yej, we did! put, that ij naat the boint.
Salaamj.
Al-Okullah.
2 comments:
You are one specimen !!! God/Allah, you are to blame if I lose my job for "ROFLMAO while at work'.
Too good! You dejerve more readers!
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