Musharaaf Tasveer Kheencho Din

Everypody Draw Musharraf Din

Diyar Jirga,

Mullah Enqyoob bin Arvardi haj a wonderfool khyaal. In phact, a very Roshan Khyaal. It ij high waqt phor a Youm-e-Musharraf. What petter way to celeprate than to draw him, hain?

Blij to sujjest the halaal din phor thij cauje.

Who ij to plame indeed?

Diyar Pirather Mullaj,

Blij to muaf karo phor absenj. I waj, aj they say, "ducking, bobbing and weaving" phrom the bird in the sky raining hellphyre.

It ij the waqt to ijjue Fatwa on all things haraam that lead minds of young boys into pum making. Our military eggjbert, Major Butt Retarded haj nailed hij head on a hammer.

Let uj dekho at injtrument of terrorijm. I poocho:



who invented TNT? Sweedish Kafir.

Who invented Toyota car? Japani Kafir.

Who invented banking? Angrezi Kafir.

Who invented PhyreWorks? Cheeni Kafir.

Who invented gas cylinder? German Kafir (or, waj it gas chamber?)

Who invented New Yark? Amreeki Kafir.

Who invented depression? Hindoo Kafir (I am bojitive)




All theje inventionj were ingredientj oph the blot. Why plame the boor kid? He dekho and he karo, like gandhi monkey.


oph courj, who invented Talipan? Yej, we did! put, that ij naat the boint.

Salaamj.

Al-Okullah.

Who is to Blame for Faisal Shahzad? Not Pakistan!!

Diyar thoughtfool readers. Beepul blame Pakistan for Faisal Shahzad, but I think that introspection is needed and an equal amount (if not more) of the blame is to be shared by the west and wimmens. Blease consider:

1. Faisal did *not* set off a bum as long as he was *not* driving a Nissan. 3 days after buying a Nissan, what habbens? He tries to set off a bum!! He might have been born and brought up in Pakistan with phamily and friends in Pakistan, BUT The connection between Jabanese car combanies and terror should be investigated. Also note that Taliban drives Toyota and Benazir was assassinated with a sunroof lever of a Toyota. Coincidence? I think not!!

2. Reliable sources tell me that Faisal visited miscreant chat rooms on the Internet. As it is well known, Al Gore invented the Internet. Al Gore’s policies are to blame for radicalizing vast numbers oph the Ummah.

3. Faisal was US citizen for 1 year, but married for 3 years. That is 300% more influence due to marrij!! All married wimmens should introsbect about why they cause young mild mannered men to become radicalized.

4. As anyone who has held a tank of Bropane in one hand and a Can of Petrol in the other hand at the same time can tell you, the next immediate unbearable urge is to set off a firebomb among the Kuffars. Knowing that Bropane and Petrol incites the bious, why do the Kuffars insist on selling them in the same shop? That should be introsbected. (Same argument to be used phor South Bark controverjy)

5. What is it about US universities & companies that attract people from all over the world (some of whom might end up setting off bums?). As any pious Mullah will tell you, the tembtation is to blame, not the berson who acts on the tembtation. US is to blame for the temptation to join these Universities and companies. This should be fixed in the US immediately if US wants to reduce terror.

6. Whether Pakistani terror groups “export” terror or whether these groups are contacted by willing recruits for training to “import” terror should be carefully thought about. The fact that irrespective of whether it is import or export, it ij done by Pakistani groups to a Pakistani, should not distract us from this introspection.

7. US society should sit up and take responsibility for their citizens committing terror (esbecially those who came out of their own will and became citijens through marrij) by arresting them and trying them in a court. Pakistanis will support them in this endeavor, just like we did with Aafiya.

8. Pakistan too will take responsibility like it always has by arresting and trying heads of extremist organizations (Exceptions are good Taalipaan, Strategic assets, Punjabi groubs, Cashmere groups, any groub that has ever killed a Shia)

9. Why are western Jihadis well educated & from upper middle class? This should be rectified immediately by awarding bulk visas to poor illiterate beepuls from tribal areas who wish to do Jihad.

10. The explanation that many people in Pakistan want to set off bombs in the US and only educated upper middle class people get a visa is Haraam. The assumption that educated upper middle class Pakistanis went to US and after that US society radicalized them is Halal.

As a ending note, I wish to point out that restricting Visas and Citijenship to suspected Pakistani extremists, will only strengthen the hands of extremists. Not blaming Pakistanis phor Pakistani terrorijsts trained in Pakistan camps is needed for beace in South Asia, Solving afghan broblem and strenghthening democrajy in Pakistan.

Also Quasab is not Pakistani.

Bower Generashun!! part 2

Kontinuing on the Prose by Jarnail Mahdi
pesh in khidmat oph the Jirga

Kehne ko Jashn-e-bahar hai
Pacquis yeh dekhke hairaan hai
Kehne ko Jashn-e-bahar hai
Pacquis yeh dekhke hairaan hai
Garibkhana se Bijjili khafa khafa hai gulshan mein
Chupa hai koi ranj bulb ki chilman mein
Sare kalee nazare hain
Soye soye vaqt ke sath mijjile dhare hain
Aur dil mein koi khoye si baatein hain
Kehne ko Jashn-e-bahar hai
Pacquis yeh dekhke hairaan hai.

Ooooo hooooo…

Salam

Bower Generashun!!

Eye kame akross a post by Jarnail Mahdi-e-Dera
on one unmenshunable phorum, eye think eet eez
wise to rebost here phor eternity, lest the
eez lost during inner load shedding.



Bicchar kurtesy NSN: Brand Ambassador of Heera Mandi Janab Yousaf Raza Gilani soliciting customers at Heera Mandi Naya Maal investment seminar..Lawhore


He said that a number of foreign investors were putting their money into Pakistan's energy sector. He said the government has plans to produce about 30,000 megawatts of electricity through coal-based power projects. Thirty three different teams have been set up so that they can travel around the world begging for free coal to run the power plants
After Gilani, the Minister for Water and Power Raja Pervez Ashraf's briefed the media about the summit in Islamabad. The minister said that the government would lead by example and reduce the usage of electricity in its own offices, Ashraf said that among the various measures to conserve power was the closure of all shops and other commercial entities by 8:00 pm. Only pharmacies and other medical stores would remain open after that time. He added that the use of decorative lights for commercial activities would be restricted as well.
Rakkit mards would be used as street lights instead of supermen fighting hindoo villans
Farting in public will be banned, instead there will be designated farting areas where Pakistanis can release their flatulence and the resultant gas can be used to generate electricity to light up Minar e Bakistan, the odour will be an added bonus and perhaps a fitting tribute to the idea of Bakistan.

Bakistan looks for new coach...

....bliss to be sending applicashun jaldi jaldi Mr.Chappal.

On this auspeeshias occashun, Mr Inzamam was heard saying, "Oye yaar, har saal naya banda kithe milta hai, mainoo hee bana lo. On second thoughts rehane do yaar paanch baar jhukna ab nahin hota." NSN reporter asked distinguished Australian Paki, Mr.Chappal if he wanted to be offered to the team. Mr.Chappal replied "No No Pakistan. Pakistani players always rubbing, bending and mounting during the training session. My arms pain when they do this!" On being kweschuned Mr Inzamam was heard saying "Oye yaar, Australians you know have an under arm problems and it stinks worse than Shoaib Akhtar"

DJinn takneeki

NSN(Isbecial report desk) There has been unkonfermed/rumers report oph LMU
transport lab developing new takneeki, since 400 saal ago. A prave NSN
korrospondent set out to set da matter right.

Eet was diskovered dat LMU Tranpoort Lab have indeed developed yand
testing a new takneeki in kave numper 420. Pliss to see peelow to kelear
da matter








"Djinn takneeki eej ujed to make da trucks to lie on da sides and saman eej loaded unloaded without the uje oph any infedel kranes.
Reberse Dijnn takneeki eej ujed to make da truck
upright." Grand Mullah LM klariphyied to astounded NSN korroponent.

Grand Ayotollah N^3 phurder klariphyied through Djinn phone from Gobi Desert,
dat de department eej konrently in developing a new Djin Takneeki which will enable
less bious and those who do not bath on Fridins to use, which will make eet available
deep yand wide.

Mulla Dilbula has already readied a new istamp phor Patent applikashun.
Mulla Nayak has assured NSN dat his department has deeply analized all
the aspect oph da project inkluding istastitik provided by Mulla MM, and deklared the
Takneeki absolutely safe.

NSN

Ball-Jeehaard Is Not Cheating

Guest bost By Rameej Raaja Phor the Bious. Hij column phor the Kuffars can be phound here

Ball-tambering, or Ball-Jeehard ij not cheating. It is legitmate resistance. One cannot wish ball tambering away, instead to end it, the "root causes" of ball tambering should be addressed. Ball tampering is because of the principled stand taken by Bakistani bowlerj who have lost everything to the oppression and domination of kuffar batsmen of other countriej. Pakistanij cannot play in their own country, and have lost all matches and do not own any trophiej. They are unembloyed, and humiliated by not being selected to IPL. In thij environment, the oppressed resort to any and all forms of legitimate rejistance. Like Ball-Jeehaard. Why is ball jeehaard condemned when Batsmen who are batting indulge in (international cricket) Council-terrorism by hitting sixers off of Pakistani bowlerj? A dramatic reduction in ball tambering can be achieved by statesman like gestures on the part of stronger teams-Like gifting the match to Pakistan.

Cricket is in the blood of Bakistanis and ball tampering wont end till the issue is resolved honorably by granting all matches to Pakistan.

Those who comblain of ball tambering by the Bakistanis forget history. The British, soon after they introduced cricket into the subcontinent for their own ulterior motives, left Pakistanis to fend for themselves and did not take an interest in giving Pakistanis money. That caused a "cricket bat" culture and Afridi comes from an upbringing of ball-tampering in this culture. Beepuls who are quick to condemn Pakistani ball tambering should note that Pakistan itself is a victim of ball tampering with several injidents reborted in all domestic matches. Pakistan did uje these ball tamberers to advanje its own agenda, however with the advent oph third umbires and camera, Pakistan decided to re-evaluate its strategic bolicy on ball tambering. It should be noted that currently Pakistani cricket board has no control over ball tamberers and does not train ball tamperers but only provides moral, diplomatic and political support to ball tampering.

The solution to eradicate the scourje of ball tambering from the subcontinent is to make sure that ball tambering is not taught in school textbooks of India, Bangladesh, Srilanka as well as Pakistan. To eliminate this threat, we should identify "good ball tamperers" from "bad ball tamperers" and let the good ball tamperers play because ball tamberers are endemic to cricket. In addition, other concessions like unilaterally awarding more overs to Pakistan in one day matches, moving boundary line inwards during Pakistan innings can be tried aljo.

Refujal to negotiate these boints will only strengthen hands oph ball tamberers.

Common Pakijtani Beepuls Greatest Charity Organization In The World!!!

Sourced Phrom Yawn Neuj:

From 1971 to 2009, State Bank of Bakistan haj donated money to the tune of Rs256 billion. The figures are brejented from 1971, becauje the modest State bank does not want boast the fact that their charity campaign accelerated from from 1997 to 2009 when they donated Rs202.5 billion to charity or about 80% oph total charity ever made in Pakistan betweeen 1971 and 2009.

Of theje, donations of Rs500,000 or more were made to 22,021 beneficiaries from 1997 to 2009 amounting to Rs202.5 billion. This figure was again brodujed to protect the haanaar and dignity oph 93 of those recibients who recieved Rs193.4 billion or about 96% oph all money donated between 1997 and 2009.

Thus, the 93 rejibients got 75% of all donations made since 1971 by all banks of Bakistan. These donations are aljo referred to as "loan write offs" by State Bank of Bakistan and in wejtern accounting bractices it ij referred to as "looting".

The 93 needy beepuls were identified through a comblex process of madrassa mathematics and beshawar bookkeeping by Shortcut Aziz after October 2002 elections to save their needy businesses. On asking why Rs193 billion waj donated, Shortcut Aziz said "Theje needy beepuls were identified by meticulously following the comblex chacha-bhateeja relationship to the ruling barty boliticians and Jernails. Prudenje demanded we donate more, but misunfortunately, Rs66 Billion had to be sbent on ejjucation in 2002". It ij to be noted that Bakistan could have made the sovirgin decision of donating the Rs66 billion too if not for IMF meddling.

Thij is a broud moment of common beepuls of Bakistan whose taxes amounting to 3 years of total ejjucation budget of the entire country were donated for charity for bettering the life of 93 beepuls.

Our staff reborter states that such generosity is not seen among Joos & Yindoos.

Yai Pea Yell - 3

AoA
last few dins hape been very grat kirkitwise,
TB(Team Bakistan not Tubercuolosis)had helped
TI from reigning long yat numper one, yand donated
a Test series to Gora clones, then absolutely
refused playing in Yai Pea Yell-3, much to the
discomphart oph ebil Bhartiyas and great mirth
oph pious Bakistan. Since a poetry is norm when
happy, pesh hai

The embers of anger,
Of ruthless exploitation,
The impotent anger arising
Of perennial nashunal bird dropping
Of crimes and commissions
Of the political masters
Is simmering slow
As the mussarraf is aglow
With Cricket's IPL-3 Show

The burns really hurt
After the last bid was over,
When the pangs of hunger
Returns with as vengeance,
And the moojahids surrenders
To the silence of terror
And life limps on
Without even the leftovers
Of the bountiful IPL-3 oppressors.

Salam.

Nashunal Bird

By the Plyons of the Nashunal Bird tossed
From the Wings where she fly under the Sun
Flew the Mijjile
To the kave where daylight is lost,
So it flew from the light of the Sun
And alone!

Oh Thou Who hast builded the Natshunal Bird,
Oh Thou Who hast lighted its Injin,
Oh Thou Who hast darkened the Kave,
Judge Thou
The sin of the Mijjile that was hurled
By the Natshunal Bird from the Plyons on the Wings,
As Moojahids sinks in the mire of the darkened Kave,
Even now--even now--even now!

OOOO! Bakistan

Bakistan is a wonderful Place,
where from moojahids get fame.
Some nonWKKs watching are tense,
When they see the moojahids hit the switch to Vakum plast.
Some WKKs buy tickets,
To embrace the Moojahids getting their raisns.
There is a AdM who works hard to concentrate,
Then there are Maulanas who tries to make him frustrate.
There was an Amir who always made the right decision,
To help Moojahids who are out to accomplish a mission.
But these days there is a lot of chaos in Bakistan,
Because the Moojahids deliberately tread on the toes.
I hope Amir is returned sincerely,
So that everyone can live it happily.

Pakistan beats Central African Repblic and wins Boxing Trophy...

Pakistan beats Central African Repblic and wins Boxing Trophy...
Nine more additions to pakistan iyat.




PAKISTAN, Karachi : Boxers from the Central African Republic and Cameroon pray during a conversion ceremony from Christianity to Islam in Karachi on January 5, 2010. Nine African boxers converted to Islam on the sidelines of an international boxing tournament in Pakistan on January 5, saying they were impressed by the humanity and righteous ways of the religion. The boxers flew to Karachi to compete in the contest named after Pakistan's assassinated former prime minister Benazir Bhutto and drawing participants from 20 countries around the world. AFP PHOTO/ ASIF HASSAN

Benis Khapayy!!

Diyar Mullaj and Mujahids,
Rapid IED muparaks in Benistan annexxe haj caused many mujahids to become gayab.
Bhat in the name of Allah haj the situashun come to? Boor state of Bakistan now mirrors boor state of Benistan.

Grand mullahs Shreeman and Amir E hab been long lapata. They must have gone to FATA.
No neuj of many biraders. They must have gone to Gwadar.
Aj a rejult, Benistan has become like Liaqat Ali gate displayed oopar tasvir.
In Bakistan, everydin Zardari das perceni says "Bakistan khapay", "Cash amir khappay" this khapay , that khapay. Bhy for mujahids with valid vija have deserted Benis and plog?