Sulaiman bin Hidayath Al Beshawari (Resort return), NSN cultural Desk
Roje Garden, Prejident's House
June 13, NSN
Once again we sit waiting for HMEHPPGPM, while an aide adjusts that smart uniform that is the center of a lot of controversy these days. Since Kamran Khan is not available, HMEHPPGPM has naturally called upon NSN to present the facts, raise the level of awareness, and moderately enlighten, ah well, the public, of course. Well, here he is now.
SbHaB(RR): Morning, HMEHPPGPM.
HMEHPPGPM: Of course, of course, and the best morning to you too.
These people are extremists, terrorists, they believe in forcing their views on others. So, I’m standing in their way, frankly.
Ego, satisfaction and money, that is what motivates them. I am sure, several hundred percent.
HMEHPPGPM in the now famous uniform. His detractors would like it to be less brown
SbHaB(RR): 400?
HMEHPPGPM: Of course, Of course.
SbHaB(RR): Of course.
HMEHPPGPM: certainly.
SbHaB(RR): why insist on the uniform?
HMEHPPGPM: Well, I believe that power should not flow out of the uniform. A person should not leak by rank but by personal example and his intrinsic qualities. And the uniform exemplifies and protects those qualities, definitely.
SbHaB(RR): Why is the opposition insisting that you shed the uniform, Mr. President?
HMEHPPGPM: It disappoints me, yes. But at the same time, it annoys us also that most of those calling for me to shed my uniform have nothing on themselves. You know what they say. You must get yourself a new set of clothes, of course. And then cast the first stone, certainly.
They are leading from the rear, as you can see. Inciting the masses. But as you saw on the May 12, we will make an example out of them.
SbHaB(RR): We now hear the state department is asking you to shed the uniform altogether? They are claiming it threatens the Chief Justice.
HMEHPPGPM: Well, certainly. You know what they have said before? "Be prepared to be bombed, be prepared to go back to the Stone Age", very rude people.
One has to think and take action in the interest of the nation and that's what I did. You can't meet the Chief justice in your underwear, I always say.
SbHaB(RR): Do you think the United States is exceeding its briefs, Sir?
HMEHPPGPM: It is a threat, certainly. I take it that the United States also has certain elements. But they are weak, they were not very strong. That is absolutely the case.
The President, and the vice-president, they are very satisfied and they are quite comfortable with what I wear.
SbHaB(RR): So you think the uniform is necessary?
HMEHPPGPM: Well, yes, certainly. That is what really disappoints me as I said. I do get disappointed that they so inconsiderate, yes. That is disappointing. What am I going to with my medals, otherwise. A commando has to wear his medals, of course.
This is a battle between "moderates" and extremists, and I would do everything to ensure the victory of the moderates, naturally.
In this struggle for modesty, we will defeat the extremist forces, and the moderate forces must win. Islam is all about modesty, you see. And without the uniform, I am certainly not very modest, you see, of course.
SbHaB(RR): Sir, What do you say to the detractors?
HMEHPPGPM: Well, our defense is certainly impregnable. In fact, the uniform protects the rear very well. All our uniforms are padded, you see.
Its not easy, but they will be defeated. As I have said before ( see agency report ) these people are only looking for Canadian visas. And that is the easy way out.
And a very nice shade of brown, it is, certainly.
SbHaB(RR): So all the talk of lamp posts?
HMEHPPGPM: Yes. This is because of whatever has happened 26 years ago. So this place becomes a boiling pot. Yes, indeed people could be coming here. People could be training. And we will act against them. We are trying to do our best, certainly. It's a totally shifted environment.
At this point there was unmistakable browning in certain parts of the presidents uniform, and we respectfully withdrew.
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