Alpositivillah neujuddin bin akhbariya

Kindlee to note, some exhibits:

a) Man teaches daughter to follow the path of the founding cousins and presidents

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The daughter, Zaibun Nisa, had married Mr Yaqoob of the same village of her own will three years ago and shifted to some unknown place. Some people say the unknown place was canada. There has been a rash of canadian returnee related incidents lately. /* K_K_Counter = K_K_Counter +1; */ //17 for 2007

b) Chief Justice would like a biscuit

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“We usually have our evening tea with the chief justice at his residence but the time has come to invite him here over tea next week at a day of his convenience,” SCBA president Munir A. Malik said here on Tuesday. He added that it has been getting harder for the chief justice to get biscuits for the entire bar association since his salary was not getting paid anymore.

c) Effective population control and stock speculation

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At least 22 people were shahidized and 10 others moderately lightened when a missile hit a cluster of compounds in Datakhel area of North Waziristan on Tuesday, an official in Peshawar and residents in the area said. However, a senior government official and the local Taliban said the number might be as high as 32. He said local procurers were working overtime for the supply of the 72 of the phairest needed by this sudden spurt.

d) Mermaids discovered in Pakistan

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PFF Chairman Mohammad Ali Shah said the waderas were defaming the culture of Sindh by kidnapping their women. He alleged that Khatu Mallah had been kidnapped by the waderas of Jati. The PFF chief asked the acting chief justice of the Supreme Court of Pakistan, the CJ of the Sindh High Court and the president to take steps for the recovery of the kidnapped woman.

e) Improvement in family relations lauded

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A rivalry between two warring groups — Lashkar-i-Islam and Ansaar-ul Islam — claimed one more life on Tuesday when an elderly man was killed by his young nephew. Family sources told Dawn that Haji Massed Khan urged his nephew Minat Khan to join the Lashkar-i-Islam but Minat Khan refused to do so. This led to an exchange of hot words between the two, and Minat Khan smashed the head of his uncle against a heavy stone, killing him on the spot.

f) Enlightened masses participate in the democratic process

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The MNA, at a meeting on Tuesday with Khyber Agency’s assistant election commissioner Farid Khan claimed that only eight per cent of the Tirah residents had been registered as voters. He cited illiteracy and remoteness of the area as the main reasons for non-registration of residents as voters.

and finally

g) Mothers and their cousins are asking why there are so many kids with heart deformities

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Approximately, 49,000 children are born in Pakistan with heart diseases, out them 10,000 require surgery in the first three months. In the whole country not more than 2,000(surgeries of children are done.