A flurry of pikchures

Really dont have the time to add captions for now. But here are some good shots.







experimenting with the camera




theatre





races








and the occasional hate america poster





spanking



the 4K for the cure for the common Musharraf (Hemorrhoid creams are expensive)






movie set




youth





we are watching this wonderful movie later in the evening. I recommend it for your netflix queue.

Commerce stumbles on red tape

Industrial relations with Nigeria suffered as a result of red tape.

some people were trying to smuggle drugs through air consignment started searching all consignments going via air. The Naushad Enterprise CHAL No 1798 booked the consignments of Martix Gold Limited to Aba Abia state of Nigeria

Now 50 pounds is a small amount. Personal use only. Why make such a fuss. Even the entertainment industry is claiming their actors will suffer due to this bureaucratic mess.

On the supjekt of entertaynmand

Entertainment events heat up: Significant increase in viewership across the border
Our cultural cupboard, NSN

Beshawar(NSN): In light of frequent air-vacuum formations and bursts in presence of light bulbs, increase djinn activity and other beyond the grave action, the viewership and interest in these events has increased to significant levels.

Sports betting establishments are not taking notice of this intense interest, which has recently overtaken cricket due to dismal performances by the south asian teams. It seems that even insignificant little details as to whether a message will be found on a leg on a certain date ( agency report ), or which respected functionary will acquire the custodianship of 72 of the fairest ( agency report ). Currently, May 24 seems to the bookies choice for the next leg-papyrus finding, and odds of 16/23 were being offered on Justice Iftikhar issuing an indent for the 72 in may.

Pubs in Bangalore, Kerala are doing brisk business by organizing parties, and raves with djinn and air-vacuum themes. Fake air-vacuum bursts, and pub employees in djinn and houri costumes are often the prime attractions. Mock processions, flag and effigy burning, as well as stone throwings are organized at premium functions. Pirated CDs and DVDs of these events are being sold by pavement vendors.

Despite being officially banned, its easy to find cable operators providing extensive coverage of these events. "We find it very entertaining", said Ram Prasad (who uses only two names), adding that, "conservative society here does not provide too many other options for young people to enhoy".

Meanwhile, investors there have also started using the hawala rackets in dubai and UAE to speculate in the jannat stock exchange. Indices in jannat markets for houri related stocks, and bulb and air-vacuum machine manufacturing industry in laHore stock exchange are at all time high. Investors are concerned that the market may drop any time demand of air vacuum increases across the border disrupting the fair and tight demand-supply situation here.

The foreign office has repeatedly protested to authorities across the border that in the absence of full implementation of SAFTA, as well as houri and jannat related products not being on the approved list, the popularity of these products across the border is an unfriendly gesture. A response to the official appeals is awaited.

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Music aficionados protest bad quality recordings in Swabi

Music aficionados protest bad quality recordings in Swabi
By our correspondent, Cultural coffee table, NSN

SWABI (NSN): People of the Haryan village carried out a tumultuous protest against poor quality recordings after friday prayers. Terming them dangerous for the young generation, they regretted the lost melodies of Noor jehan, Nusrat fateh Ali and other respected artists. Protest leaders exhorted the audience to beware of the foreign hand that is feeding this cultural poison to the unsuspecting and innocent youth of Pakistan. Maulana Shamsi Khan, Maulana Shakirullah, Maulana Abdullah and President Ittehad-i-Kashthkaran Muhammad Arif lead the people in protest. They were unanimous in decrying piracy from across the border that is destroying the fledgling cottage Pakistani music Industry. Carrying banners and flags, the protesters held hands and sang Noor Jehan songs from the 60s. Later, a bonfire was lit for the enjoyment of the crowd. "This is one of the few ways young people can get together these days and not raise any suspicion", said Alhamidullah, who like most Pakistanis does not really use his name much, and was there with his friend.

Protest meetings are fast becoming social events in conservative Pakistan. Six days ago a noisy air vacuum protest shuttered another CD shop in Shewa Adda, and deterred another three shops. It also sent a clear warning to shop owners to improve their business practices. When contacted about the incident, federal tourism minister Ms.Nilofar Bakhtiar said there were plans to promote all kinds of social gatherings in Pakistan during the "Visit Pakistan 2007" initiative. Protest meetings can be a unique tourist attraction and great foreign exchange earners if only people were more understanding about Pakistani society, she noted.

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Bakistan to overtake India in the field of movie entertainment

Pakistan to overtake India in the field of movie entertainment

Islamabad, 01 March (NSN): In a grand ceremony today, Pakistan’s President and entertainment minister Mr. Pervez Musharraf disclosed that the country will soon overtake India in the field of movies and cinema entertainment.

“Bollywood is producing either romantic movies, comedies or horror movies, but nothing in between. There is definitely a niche for us there. Our stars are well positioned to address that in-between market”, the president said. Nobody who has ever had an encounter with the dancing dolls of Peshawar would dare disagree.

The grand ceremony was organized to celebrate the launch of Pakistan’s latest movie “Jinn Ooh, Jinn Aah” – a bold attempt at combining the genres of horror, romance and biography. The President said that the last attempt to make a movie on Jinnah failed because it only combined biography and horror, and had no romance. “Also, the horror was about a Western Dracula, not an Islamic Jinn. I am glad the producers are not taking any chances this time.” Further, in a great show of the technological prowess of Pakistan’s movie industry, a teaser trailer was recently posted on the Internet.

“Our film industry is second to none”, said the President. “We can make indigenous movies. Allah be praised, we even have a Big Bee in Pakistan”.

The clerics have endorsed Musharraf’s ideas, provided Islamic requirements are met. “As per Sharia, we need to have at least three dances in each movie. Otherwise we believe that pictures are haraam”, said a popular one-eyed cleric in the latest video tape sent to our Quetta office. “May the irony be lost upon you, Inshallah”, he said with a wink that was a blink.

The cleric also decreed that appearances of Meera, who likes to flaunt her Hindu name, will not be allowed. Instead, only the original Peshawar atom bomb named Al-mirah will be allowed (NSN confirms that the name has no relation to her tonnage). Her thigh-clapping cousin Big-Bee is also welcome, provided she resolves the legal dispute over her name with the celebrated Madam of PISS fame.

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Editor’s note: NSN requests its kamandu correspondents to please post a link to the “teaser trailer” featuring the dancing dolls of Peshawar, for the benefit of the ummah only.

Pakistan to overtake India in the field of movie entertainment

Pakistan to overtake India in the field of movie entertainment

Islamabad, 01 March (NSN): In a grand ceremony today, Pakistan’s President and entertainment minister Mr. Pervez Musharraf disclosed that the country will soon overtake India in the field of movies and cinema entertainment.

“Bollywood is producing either romantic movies, comedies or horror movies, but nothing in between. There is definitely a niche for us there. Our stars are well positioned to address that in-between market”, the president said. Nobody who has ever had an encounter with the dancing dolls of Peshawar would dare disagree.

The grand ceremony was organized to celebrate the launch of Pakistan’s latest movie “Jinn Ooh, Jinn Aah” – a bold attempt at combining the genres of horror, romance and biography. The President said that the last attempt to make a movie on Jinnah failed because it only combined biography and horror, and had no romance. “Also, the horror was about a Western Dracula, not an Islamic Jinn. I am glad the producers are not taking any chances this time.” Further, in a great show of the technological prowess of Pakistan’s movie industry, a teaser trailer was recently posted on the Internet.

“Our film industry is second to none”, said the President. “We can make indigenous movies. Allah be praised, we even have a Big Bee in Pakistan”.

The clerics have endorsed Musharraf’s ideas, provided Islamic requirements are met. “As per Sharia, we need to have at least three dances in each movie. Otherwise we believe that pictures are haraam”, said a popular one-eyed cleric in the latest video tape sent to our Quetta office. “May the irony be lost upon you, Inshallah”, he said with a wink that was a blink.

The cleric also decreed that appearances of Meera, who likes to flaunt her Hindu name, will not be allowed. Instead, only the original Peshawar atom bomb named Al-mirah will be allowed (NSN confirms that the name has no relation to her tonnage). Her thigh-clapping cousin Big-Bee is also welcome, provided she resolves the legal dispute over her name with the celebrated Madam of PISS fame.

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Editor’s note: NSN requests its kamandu correspondents to please post a link to the “teaser trailer” featuring the dancing dolls of Peshawar, for the benefit of the ummah only