Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Pipeline improvement in Pakistan

Pakistan is a trendsetter in constant improvement of passing gas through pipelines -

From DailyTimes.com.pk

Gas pipeline blown up in Thal

JACOBABAD: Unidentified men on Tuesday blew up a gas pipeline in Nasser Shak, Thal. Soon after the blast, the police besieged the area while the bomb disposal squad repaired the damaged gas pipeline. Supervisory Police Officer (SPO) Asghar Ali Shah said that the pipeline blown up by terrorists was not in use and had been closed for some time. Various blasts were heard in the border areas of Sindh and Balochistan. Separately, a rocket was fired in Dera Bugti, injuring Member National Assembly Hamdan Bugti’s bodyguard. online

More da marriyer...

Greetings to all biradhers and their chattel.
After long haitus in Pind Gwantanamoy-in-Bilayat, I return bhanderstruck at all the bositive developments. Time to warm up the old hookah and do the hubble-bubble dance.

your n yours,
M.Roh'butt-al-Git'Mo
First of all, apologies to Shrimanullah bin Hidayathi bin Peshawari patent Pindi, sorry for not updating this blog, which you took a lot of pain to create and maintain, may Al and Mo Bless your goats.
I completely agree with Nayakuddin, we have been mercilessly hounded out by BR Brahmins and Kshatriyas who pelted stones at our convoy befroe ambushing it with IEDs and RPGs. The writing was on the wall , Pee Aref isn't what it used to be, atleast for us unwashed but straightforward Abduls. The new wahabi Pee Aref is intolerant towards our progressive views, they are not capable of seeing the smile beyond the veil.

Many aansus come to my aankh thinking about the glory days, when Benis and RoR threads were going great guns. Curse be upon the BrBrahmins responsible for our predicament. Take this and burn a candle at Wagha for me too

Peace Be upon you

Monday, July 7, 2008

Why is this post suddenly active ?

BRF has undergone beaucoup changes in the last two months.

Under pressure from special interest groups the following steps were taken

a] No more dissing Pakistan
b] Ban of pingreji
c] The unsuspecting maulanas of LMU were rounded and just like direct-action-day, massacre was carried out at LMU before locking the positive news thread

Due to the mercy of Allah, some of the brave mujahids survived the black night and made it safely to the high-grounds.

After razing the LMU to the ground, now the re-construction efforts have started.

Till then, this will serve as a temporary refugee tent under the harsh conditions.

LMU is dead, long live LMU.

Allah loves Pakistani muslims

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/07/world/asia/07pstan.html

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — At least 11 people died Sunday when a suicide bomber set off an explosion next to a group of police officers guarding an area near the Red Mosque, where a restive crowd had gathered to commemorate a deadly clash between Islamic militants and government security forces in July 2007, the authorities said.

More than 22 people were wounded, doctors at a nearby hospital said. Most of the dead and wounded appeared to be police officers.

About 30 officers had been standing on a sidewalk near a police station, just a few hundred yards from the Red Mosque in the center of Islamabad, when the explosion occurred. Thousands of people were at the mosque to commemorate an eight-day siege there a year ago that ended when commandos stormed the sprawling complex before dawn on July 10. Security forces and Islamic militants armed with automatic weapons, rocket launchers and grenades battled for an entire day in that confrontation, which left more than 100 people dead.

Within minutes of the suicide bombing on Sunday, which occurred about 7:30 p.m., medics were rushing dozens of wounded people to nearby hospitals and thousands of worshipers were fleeing the area near the mosque.

People running from the scene dodged police barricades, which had been set up as part of the tight security for the commemoration. Some were crying and some were wounded, and they left shoes and trails of blood on the sidewalks. Medics picked up body parts from the pavement.

Zafar Yab Ahmad, who lives nearby, said it appeared that the bomber had intentionally detonated the explosives near the group of police officers, who were part of a large security detail.

“I was standing with my niece,” Mr. Ahmad said. “We were saying, ‘Why are there so many police officers standing down there?’ And I went inside and just as I entered, the bomb went off. I came back out and saw 7 to 10 bodies lying on the ground. Some were in uniform and some were in pieces.”

Security for the event at the Red Mosque had been elaborate. Steel and concrete barricades blocked streets, coils of barbed wire were strung across roads and sidewalks, and for days police officers carrying semiautomatic weapons had formed a rough circle around the area.

The government and many diplomats had clearly been concerned as people flooded into Islamabad for the occasion, with many fearing a possible terrorist attack to mark the anniversary of the siege. There had even been speculation that two hotels that primarily serve foreign guests might be potential targets.

While it was not certain that the suicide bombing had been directly connected to the commemoration of the siege and battle, many people said they thought it was likely.

“Surely, it looks like this is connected with the anniversary of the Red Mosque,” Talat Masood, a retired Pakistan Army general, said in an interview. “They wanted to send a clear message that they haven’t forgotten this event and are going to keep on hitting.

“The government will have to take very seriously this war on terror and give it the urgency it deserves,” Mr. Masood said. “Even if it is because of foreign elements, the fact is that the country has become so weak that the foreign elements are able to enter and take advantage.”

Inside the Pakistan Institute of Medical Sciences Hospital, less than a block from the explosion, family members screamed and sobbed.

Some tried to perform CPR on victims who were so badly wounded that they appeared to be dead. In some cases, family members tried to revive their relatives even as medics were trying to cover them with blankets.

The number of reported fatalities increased during the night. A doctor at the Pakistan Institute hospital said that 11 or 12 people had died. Dawn, a local newspaper, reported that 19 people had died.

A senior official in the Interior Ministry, Rehman Malik, said initially that eight people had died and 22 had been wounded. Mr. Malik, who spoke with reporters at the scene of the explosion, also said that all of those who had died were police officers. However, at least one person who had died was not in uniform.

Muhammad Shezad was among the wounded. He was awaiting surgery at the hospital to remove a piece of shrapnel that had lodged in his armpit. He said he had just stepped into a nearby parking lot on his way to pick up his wife, a doctor at the hospital, when the bomb exploded.

“There were so many people who were lying there and dying, it was such a painful situation,” Mr. Shezad said.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

The messiah of laHore

So the messiah haj landed in laHore, ahead of the jurnail, in tow with hij wife, (and hij ride, pulletbroof). The beebles gather in the streets:




Lalprafessar leads the way:



and some of the good feeding the idols stuff:



Now we wait for herr almighty civilian jurnail prejident ceo to return from hij audience:



Pls to note: due to being a long long long time GUBO all-lie, more than one finger ij needed to express the sentiment:





Saturday, November 24, 2007

While on vakation..

While on vakation, the jernail had a brite idea, which the beebles very much subbort, see:



so he asked Lalmullah to cook him up a civilian throne, like



with hij pride the peautiful hasina:



the beeble were all very happy. See here selebration:



also there waj many dancing:




all in the name of holidays. I dont tell very good anecdotes, as you can tell.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Tidings of joy..



Them ladiej ij singing some songs. And of course, more than one per play (nudje nudje, wink wink, doej no one remember the one song limit any more?)

Wait, knock knock, they ij coming to put a stop to all this faithless forearm flashing. See,







Thursday, November 22, 2007

The Toga party of lurve...

So, our imperor (hu? you aks. No, not hu, just the jernail) went to this toga party:



The wimmen went aj a witch (rejist the temptation for the b, repakt the authirtaaa!). So there he ij getting in the door.

Put the beebles in the kountry back home doej not like it one pit:



that wimmen's with the bierced noje is esbecially bissed. Further less, they haj started all this noije about a 'roje' revolushun, no less! They give fillowers to our prave soldiers. See eggjamble:



who didn't know what to do with them. Natually, they will shorten the stalk and hold in behind their ear. Old hapits.



Here shown the korrect tekniche for shortening stalk. A good stalker will hold the same fillower for weeks pehind the same year. Put really theje wimmens are only bretending with theje fillowers, the real pizness habbens away from the cameraj, eggs:


I kan't see no policewimmens there, kan you? Even dancerj are sharpening their movej



just look at the hand jestures. So sharb, So sharb.

And unrelated, our old chambion pulpuddin haj got new combetition:






Rekords are not all they are made up to. Whatever will they think obh next. Oh, my had hurts.



A tribute..


Dancer Khan gestures as he walks on stage at a performance

Tributes flow for Khan who revolutionized dance in conservative society

By staph infection 786 minutes ago

DG Khan (NSN) - Bakistani choreographer Eeymran Khan ( pronounced throat wobbler mangrove vaseline applier bottletop skratcher ), is now considered one of the great figures in contemporary dance, returned thursday from the local resort after a paid vacation, a spokeswoman for Bajour agency said.


Khan, a former boy player turned player boy turned politishian turned actor who also directed parties and functions, haj been in and out of hij cancer hospital in recent months, suffering from JUI friendship, police mubarak and heart aches over ex-wives which have left him exhausted.

"He nearly died this morning at the resort," sister Allaleema Khan told NSN. He had been dancing non-stop for weeks before his friends at the student union for JUI caught up with him at a local university function, and introduced him to the local law and order functionaries.

"The resort is not a place to hold dance functions", he was told by the resort owners. The lack of appreciative audiences and appropriate space, lighting and ambience took a toll on Khan over the next few weeks, ending in depression and his refusal to eat anything but vindaloo, korma, rice, dal, and some goat and chicken meat. Occasionally, he also drank water.

In a statement, ex-Jemuna, ex-wife paid tribute from Londonistan to her late husband as having "profoundly revolutionary spirit". "I knew he waj a good dancer long before I married him", she said.

A public memorial ceremony is to be held soon to celebrate his return to public dancing. We are told that the public event is already sold out and ticket scalpers are having a field day. Local authorities are contemplating moving the event to a larger location more suitable for an IED-mubarak.

Meanwhile..

While el-presidente-du-komando-cum-ceo ij away in the land of tower taller than mountains (and more importantly facing in the only correct direction), the people are making merry, viz.
Slideshow element
see also our previous diskussion oph this dance tradition. We are told it haj since been washed with holy water and made completely faithful. It has caught on like IED-mubarak on a friday morning right after Maulana FM's sermon. Here are other egg-jamples:




here ladiej ij joining in the festivities with 2 week old fillowers (later to be worn over the ear by the men), and




here you see the rural verjion of the dance that also inkludes colorful traditional black filags.

There are many lokal eggsperts of this tradition. Here a djinn doctor turned eggspert eggsplains



the handwaving jestures ujed by the eggspert level dancers. Like rock stars in evil unbeliever societiej, wimmen's are falling for theje new kultural ikons:
A human rights activist hands flowers to Pakistani policemen

Pleaje to note that wimmens are falling also in left, and right also. Misphortunately, only the center wimmen ij in the photo phrame. Also to note that wimmen fall aphter giving the filower to be held behind the left ear by the dancer receiving the gipht, therefore actually falling not captured. Imajes are dramatijations of real events.

All kiredits and rights as well as lefts are due to whoever wants to claim them.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The stick dance...

A kufr tradition, the dandiya (literally dance with sticks) seems to have penetrated the holy ceremonies and traditions of the faithful. Though it doesn't strictly violate any tenets (no idols or nothing), one has to be watchful against these evil influences. Hat tip to watchful student ajai-e-din-aibak for bringing this to our attention.


Tuesday, November 20, 2007

One of the road...

So, in honor of herr fearless leader vijiting the land of the tall towers, viz.



the people celebrated with



and new winter fashions:








along with the usual festivities:





BTW: We hear lamp posts are calling. But perhaps its a little too early to be sure.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Some more...

Busy day, no?



Friendly Bolisman checking the lawer for head lice



wimman bolis and lawyers engaging in disco dandiya



Lawyers returing the head lice checking favour to the bolisman



Senior lawyer making avail of the Free eye testing facility

The day in pictures

"The Wrong Trousers"

A lot of interesting pictures show up these days. So here is a feature. Courtesy the great NSN contributers.


"The Future"

"The ghost"

"Getting her uncle's goat"

"The angry Father-in-law or is it the goat herder?"

"Give 007 a run for his money"






"Leading by example..."


"Err... What?"

"Daily Railway track improvement"


"Horse power?"


"To get new shoes from the emperor"