A tribute..

Dancer Khan gestures as he walks on stage at a performance

Tributes flow for Khan who revolutionized dance in conservative society

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DG Khan (NSN) - Bakistani choreographer Eeymran Khan ( pronounced throat wobbler mangrove vaseline applier bottletop skratcher ), is now considered one of the great figures in contemporary dance, returned thursday from the local resort after a paid vacation, a spokeswoman for Bajour agency said.


Khan, a former boy player turned player boy turned politishian turned actor who also directed parties and functions, haj been in and out of hij cancer hospital in recent months, suffering from JUI friendship, police mubarak and heart aches over ex-wives which have left him exhausted.

"He nearly died this morning at the resort," sister Allaleema Khan told NSN. He had been dancing non-stop for weeks before his friends at the student union for JUI caught up with him at a local university function, and introduced him to the local law and order functionaries.

"The resort is not a place to hold dance functions", he was told by the resort owners. The lack of appreciative audiences and appropriate space, lighting and ambience took a toll on Khan over the next few weeks, ending in depression and his refusal to eat anything but vindaloo, korma, rice, dal, and some goat and chicken meat. Occasionally, he also drank water.

In a statement, ex-Jemuna, ex-wife paid tribute from Londonistan to her late husband as having "profoundly revolutionary spirit". "I knew he waj a good dancer long before I married him", she said.

A public memorial ceremony is to be held soon to celebrate his return to public dancing. We are told that the public event is already sold out and ticket scalpers are having a field day. Local authorities are contemplating moving the event to a larger location more suitable for an IED-mubarak.