Calender-e-Bakstan

Diyar LMU maulanas and stud-e-nts! the intezaar is over!! I am broud to bresent pefore yu the opphicial cal-e-ndar of LMU. Bure and bious Bakstani Talipan cal-e-ndar. Thij will not onlee edmucate yu apout the great bakstan on your packside, put also helb yu blan for IED cel-e-prations etc. Bliss to pe using this cal-e-ndar in your caves phrom now on and throw out thost kufr Aishwalida Rai and Heidi Kalams!
This ij naat my creation so bliss to naat credit me. Yu know Al Baqr never takes undue credit - visa nor mastercard. These are bainstakenly brebared py brafessar heric nairgolis bin IED-ka-Chaandi. Blis to send him your salams, a total of 72 lactating goats, and some of the 400 young tight munnas yu have apdukted todin. The whole cal-e-ndar ij in BDF phormat (bort-e-ple document phormat) (this clar-e-fication is phor yu kaffir lurkers, no BDF ij naat standing phor Bangla Deshi F'ers). The full BDF can pe downloaded phrom http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6J20WPH0

Ok mujahids, rebeat after me:

Jaan-E-vari!


Febr-E-vari!


Maar!

Abril!


Maai!


Jooon!


Julaaai!


Agast!


$hitampar!


Oct-o-par!


Nov-e-mper!


Dec-e-mper!


Diyar ishtoodents, thij creation oph LMU ij another in the series oph many creative contriputions to the world such as boetry, bhotoshopped and genuwhine bicchars, NSN farticles and bojitiveneuj plog. Bliss to learn and work hard to create such mast-e-rbieces.

yours in the tabela-e-bakri,
Al Baqr bin cal-e-nderi.