The messiah of laHore

So the messiah haj landed in laHore, ahead of the jurnail, in tow with hij wife, (and hij ride, pulletbroof). The beebles gather in the streets:




Lalprafessar leads the way:



and some of the good feeding the idols stuff:



Now we wait for herr almighty civilian jurnail prejident ceo to return from hij audience:



Pls to note: due to being a long long long time GUBO all-lie, more than one finger ij needed to express the sentiment:

While on vakation..

While on vakation, the jernail had a brite idea, which the beebles very much subbort, see:



so he asked Lalmullah to cook him up a civilian throne, like



with hij pride the peautiful hasina:



the beeble were all very happy. See here selebration:



also there waj many dancing:




all in the name of holidays. I dont tell very good anecdotes, as you can tell.

Tidings of joy..

Them ladiej ij singing some songs. And of course, more than one per play (nudje nudje, wink wink, doej no one remember the one song limit any more?)

Wait, knock knock, they ij coming to put a stop to all this faithless forearm flashing. See,

The Toga party of lurve...

So, our imperor (hu? you aks. No, not hu, just the jernail) went to this toga party:



The wimmen went aj a witch (rejist the temptation for the b, repakt the authirtaaa!). So there he ij getting in the door.

Put the beebles in the kountry back home doej not like it one pit:



that wimmen's with the bierced noje is esbecially bissed. Further less, they haj started all this noije about a 'roje' revolushun, no less! They give fillowers to our prave soldiers. See eggjamble:



who didn't know what to do with them. Natually, they will shorten the stalk and hold in behind their ear. Old hapits.



Here shown the korrect tekniche for shortening stalk. A good stalker will hold the same fillower for weeks pehind the same year. Put really theje wimmens are only bretending with theje fillowers, the real pizness habbens away from the cameraj, eggs:


I kan't see no policewimmens there, kan you? Even dancerj are sharpening their movej



just look at the hand jestures. So sharb, So sharb.

And unrelated, our old chambion pulpuddin haj got new combetition:






Rekords are not all they are made up to. Whatever will they think obh next. Oh, my had hurts.

A tribute..

Dancer Khan gestures as he walks on stage at a performance

Tributes flow for Khan who revolutionized dance in conservative society

By staph infection 786 minutes ago

DG Khan (NSN) - Bakistani choreographer Eeymran Khan ( pronounced throat wobbler mangrove vaseline applier bottletop skratcher ), is now considered one of the great figures in contemporary dance, returned thursday from the local resort after a paid vacation, a spokeswoman for Bajour agency said.


Khan, a former boy player turned player boy turned politishian turned actor who also directed parties and functions, haj been in and out of hij cancer hospital in recent months, suffering from JUI friendship, police mubarak and heart aches over ex-wives which have left him exhausted.

"He nearly died this morning at the resort," sister Allaleema Khan told NSN. He had been dancing non-stop for weeks before his friends at the student union for JUI caught up with him at a local university function, and introduced him to the local law and order functionaries.

"The resort is not a place to hold dance functions", he was told by the resort owners. The lack of appreciative audiences and appropriate space, lighting and ambience took a toll on Khan over the next few weeks, ending in depression and his refusal to eat anything but vindaloo, korma, rice, dal, and some goat and chicken meat. Occasionally, he also drank water.

In a statement, ex-Jemuna, ex-wife paid tribute from Londonistan to her late husband as having "profoundly revolutionary spirit". "I knew he waj a good dancer long before I married him", she said.

A public memorial ceremony is to be held soon to celebrate his return to public dancing. We are told that the public event is already sold out and ticket scalpers are having a field day. Local authorities are contemplating moving the event to a larger location more suitable for an IED-mubarak.

Meanwhile..

While el-presidente-du-komando-cum-ceo ij away in the land of tower taller than mountains (and more importantly facing in the only correct direction), the people are making merry, viz.

see also our previous diskussion oph this dance tradition. We are told it haj since been washed with holy water and made completely faithful. It has caught on like IED-mubarak on a friday morning right after Maulana FM's sermon. Here are other egg-jamples:




here ladiej ij joining in the festivities with 2 week old fillowers (later to be worn over the ear by the men), and




here you see the rural verjion of the dance that also inkludes colorful traditional black filags.

There are many lokal eggsperts of this tradition. Here a djinn doctor turned eggspert eggsplains

the handwaving jestures ujed by the eggspert level dancers. Like rock stars in evil unbeliever societiej, wimmen's are falling for theje new kultural ikons:

Pleaje to note that wimmens are falling also in left, and right also. Misphortunately, only the center wimmen ij in the photo phrame. Also to note that wimmen fall aphter giving the filower to be held behind the left ear by the dancer receiving the gipht, therefore actually falling not captured. Imajes are dramatijations of real events.

All kiredits and rights as well as lefts are due to whoever wants to claim them.

The stick dance...

A kufr tradition, the dandiya (literally dance with sticks) seems to have penetrated the holy ceremonies and traditions of the faithful. Though it doesn't strictly violate any tenets (no idols or nothing), one has to be watchful against these evil influences. Hat tip to watchful student ajai-e-din-aibak for bringing this to our attention.

One of the road...

So, in honor of herr fearless leader vijiting the land of the tall towers, viz.

the people celebrated with

and new winter fashions:

along with the usual festivities:





BTW: We hear lamp posts are calling. But perhaps its a little too early to be sure.

Some more...

Busy day, no?

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Friendly Bolisman checking the lawer for head lice



wimman bolis and lawyers engaging in disco dandiya



Lawyers returing the head lice checking favour to the bolisman

Senior lawyer making avail of the Free eye testing facility

The day in pictures

"The Wrong Trousers"

A lot of interesting pictures show up these days. So here is a feature. Courtesy the great NSN contributers.

"The Future"

"The ghost"

"Getting her uncle's goat"

"The angry Father-in-law or is it the goat herder?"

"Give 007 a run for his money"






"Leading by example..."


"Err... What?"

"Daily Railway track improvement"


"Horse power?"


"To get new shoes from the emperor"