Diyar Mullahs,
Bliss excuje my absenj. I waj in Bhienna with Wahamullah attending Nukular Supplierj Jirga. Wahamullah sahab had peen inbhited to brobhide correct anserj to all the Nukular Pooch in accordenj to the holy pook.
Oph courj Wahamullah did not dijabboint. Many timej the Jirga waj conphujed and scratching musharraf. Some eggjambles of Wahamullah Wijdom:
1. Mullah phrom New Jeeland asked what to do iph India made pig pomp ujing Sheep Pu eggjborted phrom New Jeeland?
Wahamullah laughed lol. He eggjblain that "only Bakri Pu ij Phissile. Sheep Pu needj eggjtra Neutron in Phast Preeder." Pirathers, I am only telling what I heard. Don't poocho what it meanj. Mullah phrom Norway then said something apout denying Sheep Pu Enrichment teknawlij.
2. Mullah phrom Austria asked apout injbecting phuel rejerbh.
Wahamullah said, "Austria should injbect all Pu in musharraph oph all Bakri in Cibhilian List." [Py the way, don't worry pirathers, your Bakris are saphely in Military list.]
3. Mullah phrom Ireland wanted Comblete Pan on Tashting.
Wahamullah said that tashting ij haraam, put goes on anyway. He asked in return iph tashting guinness should be panned, hain? Mullahs phrom Germanistan and Inglistan were seen smiling.
Theej are jusht eggjambles. Wahamullah waj giving non-shtop adbhije phor teen din. Pirathers I tell joo, Wahamullah ij the wijest one. Nukular Halo Pe Ubon Him.
Al-Okullah
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