Showing posts with label mujahideen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mujahideen. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

A un-mis-phortunate mistke onlee

What? No freedom fighters any more? Someone's going to get a long vacation, people.
2 Kashmiri militants killed

SRINAGAR, July 26: Two Kashmiri militants were killed and seven Indian soldiers wounded in an apparent suicide attack when they stormed a paramilitary forces camp here on Thursday, police said.

While militants routinely attack security posts in their bid to oust India from the Himalayan region, brazen daylight attacks are rare in occupied Srinagar.

Lashkar-i-Taiba, one of the largest of the more than a dozen rebel groups that have been fighting India since 1989, claimed responsibility for the attack in a call to the local news agency, Current News Service.

Friday, February 2, 2007

NSN Eves-Droppings

NSN Eves-Dropping

NSN (Muzaffarabad): We bring you the conversation between Ms. Jane Goody, who is touring the Mujahideen Camps at the request of the President General.

JG: Ah! So this is where you train to free Kashmir from Indian occupation..
Mohammad Bilal Lal-e-lal: Yes. We will be successful soon, inshallah.

JG: Why do you pakis keep saying that inshallah stuff?
Manzoor Ghazi: Shut your mouth, insolent woman! And do not call us Paki. It is bad.

JG: But you are Paki!
Mohamad Jan Mohammad: SHUT UP, [NSN regrets].

JG: Shh! Calm down! Here, have a bottle of my perfume "Shh!"
Mohamad Jan Mohammad: Ah! Attar!

Ata-ur Rehman: Bhai Jan Mohammad, you called me?
Mohamad Jan Mohammad: No, no..you keep cleaning those AKs..

OK, Guddi..let me take you to meet someone..
Mansoor Jabbar: Yes, come and see inside..
Suhail Noor Kismat: It is good inside..come..

JG: But..
Mohammad Butt: Yes, I am coming also, do not worry Guddi..

[NSN was interested to see what Ms. Goody was to see inside the inner chamber of the tent, but we could not take the risk of seeming to be too inquisitive, so we left after sharing tea with the men. Whatever was inside must have been good, Ms. Goody seemed to be quite excited and approving].


This is NSN.

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