Mullah Rasullullah on enlightened moderation in the rest of the world

Mullah Rasullulah came across these sterling examples of moderate enlightenment happening across the world due to Herr President's great policies. We present:




and of course,




two more people enlightened and we will have a mini renaissance.

Lesson of the day: From Time

This old image from Time reminds us that no one likes forced custodianship, be it goat or women.


DAVID GUTTENFELDER/AP KARACHI, २००२

The world follows the fine example already set.

Sudan's famous goat 'wife' dies

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The best-known goat in Sudan has died months after being "married" to a man in the South Sudan capital, Juba, the BBC has learned. Local elders ordered a man found having sex with the goat, later called Rose, to "marry" her last February.

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Rose, black and white, is believed to have died after choking on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba.

A reader laments

If only I could attend. Alas! I can only close my eyes and imagine.

Bakri Beauty Bageant of Bakistan

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Bakistanis are intimately connected to bakris and they want to preserve this heritage. The importance of this competition is that it helps preserve the pure-breds,” said Sheikh Musharraf.

Yet more bojitive neuj

BOSITIVE NEWS FOR GOATS: JARNAIL WILL NOT REMOVE "UNIFORM" TILL POLLS

Bliss to appreciyate the bikkchar of gola finger bointing and selecting goat

YET ANOTHER RECORD PHOR BAKISTAN, THIS ONE FOR DRAIN CLEANING

bliss to note drains are kleen in Bakistan as most sewage is at home onlee

BAKISTAN GIVES BAKSHISH TO LEBANON

Aphter reading rebort Japanese empassy has stobbed issuing visa

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When referring to his visit to Japan, he said that the Japanese people are interested in Islam but the biggest problem over there is that there is no one that can teach Islam to them

I yam taking direct phlight phrom Guantanamo to Tokyo, to make a believer out of Junichiruddin koi-azmi

Of love and goats

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http://www.pakpositive.com/2005/08/ Pakistan-India Peace Creating Giant Goats via news.independent.co.uk The ceasefire between India and Pakistan in Kashmir has produced an unexpected beneficiary - the world's largest goat. The markhor, a mountain goat that stands almost 6ft tall at the shoulder and can weigh 17 stone, was thought to be extinct in Indian-held Kashmir. Markhor are considered critically endangered, but other populations have survived in the mountains of Pakistan away from the Line of Control, and in Afghanistan and Turkmenistan.

Following the ground-breaking work in China that received wide acclaim:

Jean Laing, Goat Husbandry , Faber and Faber, London, 1985, 375 p.

Phor thoje of you interested in huspanding or rearing your goat, I give you:

The Ultimate Online Resource: Bakarmandi

Rear and husband to your heart's content.

Of love and goats

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http://www.pakpositive.com/2005/08/ Pakistan-India Peace Creating Giant Goats via news.independent.co.uk The ceasefire between India and Pakistan in Kashmir has produced an unexpected beneficiary - the world's largest goat. The markhor, a mountain goat that stands almost 6ft tall at the shoulder and can weigh 17 stone, was thought to be extinct in Indian-held Kashmir. Markhor are considered critically endangered, but other populations have survived in the mountains of Pakistan away from the Line of Control, and in Afghanistan and Turkmenistan.

Following the ground-breaking work in China that received wide acclaim:

Jean Laing, Goat Husbandry , Faber and Faber, London, 1985, 375 p.

Phor thoje of you interested in huspanding or rearing your goat, I give you:

The Ultimate Online Resource: Bakarmandi

Rear and husband to your heart's content.

We go goating !!

Really, I have contributed nothing to this:

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We go goating By N.A.Bhatti Chaudhry Sahib has been consistently exercising his individuality every year at Eid-ul-Azha. Unlike ordinary mortals, he gets a goat delivered at his house. This year became an exception since he decided to go for more variety. So we went 'goating' in his car to the bakra mandi earmarked every year by the local administration.

Of Goats and love

Bhile my hart sings "Jab dil hi toot gaya..." at the demise of Y-e-M and R-o-R, research has brought forth the following answer to the age old question:

Q: Why, oh, why can't Afghanistan and Pakistan get along?

Wise men have now noted:

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Buzkashi is the national sport of Afghanistan in which horse riding players fight to place a goat carcass into a circle goal.

How, just how can the proud, tight, fair, upright, bright, smart, handsome, intelligent, martial race see the body of the beautiful Mehrunnisah being dragged around? Pakistanies have a good reason, with someone dragging what they had so lovingly reared. Afghanistan must stop, think and change.

Even Afghan goats have family, relatives and loved ones in Pakistan. How can they break so many hearts? I hope they scrap the planned premier league of buzkashi.

Get a ball, leave the goats alone.

NSN Tubelights of Pakistan Series

NSN Tubelights of Pakistan Series

We note the photo of a Markhor Goat (Fleece Be Upon It) has been published by our Roving Reporter Rishi. This highlights the patent dispute by Professor Emirate Mohammed Jo-Metr'uddin, who claimed that the Archimedes Screw was invented by early Pakistanis, and is even depicted in Harappan caves. "You tell me, how could some Greek Kafir invent it? Just look at our National Animal. 7,200 years ago, Pakistanis said: 'Goat-screw-goat-screw'...and after looking at a Markhor nearby, said, "W'allah, violin". The Professor added, "Who can dispute that? Bismillah, I will dispute him onlee.."

A latter about goats

Sadler wrote:

For NSN, a question. Very curious to know how NSN came about to discover the porki-goat connection?? Was it something that was widely known within the kuffar (or as the kuffar call it, Indian) subcontinent?? Or is this a more recent development? Some moderate enlightenment is requested.

diyar sadler-ji,

(rhymes with sardar-ji which give me shuddering phileeing becuj of general arora ephect of 1971)


goat (PBUH) lovin ij not indian sub-continence related it ij in-continence related,
when dry land peepul like narth-west phantier province hab no phud, they rejort to potato god called batata allah (PBUH),

then some poor peepul think batata god (allah) is goat becuj batata+gawd = goat, dhat ij how goat lovin waj invented, some call him God but it ij really goat, some paki lovej goat some paki lovej god, in actual reality dher is no difference of performans

some paki lovej goat more then hij wife, becuj paki wife complain and cook bad food that givej in-continence so husband lovj goat more and wife doej revenge killing of the goat on eid mubarak

i hopes that sadler-ji fully understanding me aj i am new reporter on NSN onlee

honororee NSN reporter
mukhtar bhai pao-bhajiwala

A Bikchure is worth 100,000 words

he Markhor is the Offishul Bakistani Nashnul Animal. It is a fundamental duty of ebery Baki to love his Ma-rkhor...




I am hornee phor Baaaakistaaan... 400% onlee