maulana Cheen may anad asked in doubt
Lalprafessar , i donot understand this. Our dear porkistan , land of pigs since 1947 ,is still virgin .... still virgin after 50 plus years of GUBO ... our leaderan , faujiban and taliban have peen guboing to kafirs and taking money for decades and still claiming virginity...
Is this plasphemy ? Should qureshi pe flogged for telling lies khullam-khulla ?
LM as ujual kleared his doubt thus
diyar chin pe anand al redlipsi
in order to lose sov-irginity, the maidaanhead should be broken
as ju know, the musharraf has no such impediment
ju can blast the musharraf every which way (pindi chana or amritraj) butt the technical requirement for sov-irginity remains intact
no such prablems in my sov-irginity fixing gufa, where we offer repair services for a modest fee (in kind)
urs
lalpraf
Maulana Mahi going Lyrikal in praje oph 3 Jihadiots:
Saari umar hum
Dar Dar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do
Saari umar hum
Dar dar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do
Saari umar hum
Dar dar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do
aah aa Amritraj....Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Give me some Baksheesh
Give me some vaseline
Give me another chance
I wanna grease up once again
Give me some Baksheesh
Give me some vaseline
Give me another chance
I wanna grease up once again
Kandhon ko Klashnikov
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Rishvat lena to khud
Papa ne sikhaya
9% kickback laaoge to ghadi, varna Zardari
Likh likh kar pada hatheli par
Al Quaida Jaish ka chaala
Concentrated Ammonium-nitrate ne poora
Poora bachpan jalaa daala
BHutto to gaya
Benazir bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do
Bhutto to gaya
BeBe bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do
Maulana HaroonK added:
Bahtee hawa sa tha wo,
10% percentee apna tha wo,
kaha gaya usey doondo........
humko tho IMF thee chalathi,
wo kudh apni commission banatha,
gubo kartha, masti me chaltha tha wo.......
humko 72 ki fiker satathi,
wo bus 10% ka jashan manatha,
har deal me commission letha tha wo....
Bahtee hawa sa tha wo,
10% percentee apna tha wo,
kaha gaya usey doondo........
baluchistan me predator jaisa,
musharaff me vaseline jaisa,
1971 me niazi jaisa, tha wo,
hum sahme se rehte isloo me,
wo london me party kartha tha ,
swiss bank me transfer kartha wo........
more phrom maulana HaroonK
After listening to Genral kapoor,
The baki thought of his promised 72 hoor,
From islamabad to bahwalpur,
they shivered at the thought of being another Darfur.
It will take only 72 hours,
For the SDRE to show its full powers,
The baki will find it tough and it ij goin to be very rough,
As they shove a Cold Rod up the Baki's musharaff.
something phrom you know hu
Bakistan is a wonderful Place,
where from moojahids get fame.
Some nonWKKs watching are tense,
When they see the moojahids hit the switch to Vakum plast.
Some WKKs buy tickets,
To embrace the Moojahids getting their raisns.
There is a AdM who works hard to concentrate,
Then there are Maulanas who tries to make him frustrate.
There was an Amir who always made the right decision,
To help Moojahids who are out to accomplish a mission.
But these days there is a lot of chaos in Bakistan,
Because the Moojahids deliberately tread on the toes.
I hope Amir is returned sincerely,
So that everyone can live it happily.
Salam
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Mussarraf Saving
Since ebil baniya yindoo bredaters hape been dandacharging yand wiping off Bojitibe neuj, eye will try to save some gems for posterity.
AOA ispeeking about a Danda pesh in khidmat of bious consinears
Carrying home
his nava danda
a Maulana walking
pointing it at the Moon
making a point
with his mighty danda
thousands of Leaves
shake in fear
but the sky is empty
One not Two
danda does
the Maulana have
Two not One
legs does
the Maulana have
endure
cold Midnight
pounding rain
the maulana does
admist all this
gathering dust
his wooden danda
just sits.
Salam.
By Brabessar LM
wah wah knee-ran-ullah al nipponi!
what a haikullah ju habh phekhed to the aud-i-ence!
as phor bhatullah-al-kaju-qatli... ju dare to kveshschun the display of lal-ness in public!?!
do ju naat know that in aaal eez fair in laav and taqiya? so, just like jarnail show laal-tipped green paint mijjile in public, seniar maulers (like moi) do taquiya in pablic with lal-houris to blend in with great satan (dron-e-charya nebher faar), whilst ju-near maulers (like ju) must perform the greatar jeehad in the goat shed, and even grater jeehad in the donkey shed. but plij to note IR photography of iraqui biraders doing animal husbandry on ju-toob - the donkey maast be sitting during the performance of its role in jeehard. us sea-nears perform these sacrifices for ju and ju dont appreciate?
what is warld coming to?
lalpraf
by Anu-bin-jaan
Internashunal Community Should Help Themselves by Helping Pakistan Help Themselves to Cashmere
Here ij my help to bopularise to the 400% brilliant artecal “International Community should help themselves by helping Pakistan” which helpfully concludes
Consequently, what the United States needs to do, and this is not at all an easy job, is bring the Kashmir issue to the forefront. If they can come to some sort of conclusion concerning Kashmir, Pakistan will have no use for terrorist cells and hence create a more stable Subcontinent. Pakistan will be able to focus more on their economic welfare and the wellbeing of their citizens.
Such a clear articulation for the end of terrorist activitiej has never been written on the internets. Hugely encouraged, I wish to jump into the Jeehaard and contribute as well. Here is my 400% endorsement titled “Internashunal Community Should Help Themselves by Helping Pakistan Help Themselves to Cashmere”
To understand the phenomenon of the terrorijt infestation in Pakistan, it is imbortant to understand the relevanje of Cashmere issue and the part it plays in forcing Pakistan to train moojahids to fight in far away places. As it ij well known, in the past 4 years Pakistanis were implicated (and in many cases convicted) for terrorism in
France
Spain
Canada
Norway
Tunisia
India
US
Britain
China (Xinjiang Uighur Autonomous Region)
Russia (Chechnya)
Uzbekistan (Tashkent, Ferghana valley)
Dagestan
Tajikistan
Southern Philippines
Bosnia
Afghanistan
Iran
Maldives
Yemen
Saudi Arabia
Burma
Indonesia
South Korea
And that ij just a few places yours sachly got in 5 minutes of Google News archive search.
Look at the list of blaces that will benefit if Cashmere ijjue is solved!! If you ask “What do these places have to do with Cashmere and why are Pakistanis & Pakistani trained terrorijsts attacking them?” you are most probably a Joo working for CIA, RAA or Mossad out to defame Pakistan. On the other hand, the first thing that should come to any Batriotic Pakistani’s mind is “Whoa!! There is a place called Dagestan? And our moojahids know enough geography to go there and set off bums?” YES!! And this is precisely the reason why even though Yemen is increasingly showing botential to challenge this record, WE ARE STILL NO 1!! AK Phyrr in air!!
Okay I got carried away and I digress.
Where were we? My support for an article which articulates why Cashmere is a normal and legitimate explanation for using the State apparatus of Pakistan to terrorize the population of a neighbouring country by randomly killing innocent civilians.
Going back to the list, look at the size of the Internashunal community that can help themselves by helping Pakistan help themselves to Cashmere!! Ofcourse, this will not solve *all* terrorijam and will leave a few countries behind. Like Denmark (Stop drawing cartoons you Kuffars!!), Switzerland (Build more Minarets!!), Norway (Stop giving out Nobel brizes to Chinese dissidents!!), US (FREE DAUGHTER OPH PAKISTAN AAFIA!!). But that is for a later analysis on how remaining terrorism can be tackled. Right now let us stay with supporting the low standards of conduct the State has set for itself
_______________________________________________
PS> Several beepuls have pointed out inconsistencies and addishuns to this blog post and I am listing them here.
A reader feels left out that Pakistan’s accomplishment in Thailand has been ignored. 400% abologies! Pakistan trained moojahids have spread Pakistan’s name far and wide in Thailand as well.
A reader points out that Dagestan is a Russian province. Another reader says that Dagestan is not a country at all, but is probably a Joo kanspeerajy to defame Pakistan’s image and RAA, CIA and Mossad are probably partners in this kanspeerajy. I agree with both.
Another reader points out that Pakistani moojahids going to Dagestan is 400% proof of the wholesome madrassa educashun preparing people with real world skills. Who said real-world subjects like Geography are not taught in madrassas hain?
Another reader says that the internashunal community is obligated to help Pakistan and quotes one of my tweets
“Pakistan is doing the whole world a favour by being Pakistan. Would you rather have your country be Pakistan hain?”
By LM
breeteesh like to eat "toad in the hole" whereas
amreekis like to go in the poak hole (phor gooobow)
on the other haath...
cheenis like to eat poaks whole with steamed toad
by Maulana Mahi
What is the difference between MMS and Yusaf Raza Gilani?
MMS supports freedom of press
Gilani supports freedom to press( ask Sherry)
to which maulana LM replies
MMS pressures the G20
Gilani pressures the 36B
MMS focuses on booms
Gilani focuses on boobs
MMS...
AOA ispeeking about a Danda pesh in khidmat of bious consinears
Carrying home
his nava danda
a Maulana walking
pointing it at the Moon
making a point
with his mighty danda
thousands of Leaves
shake in fear
but the sky is empty
One not Two
danda does
the Maulana have
Two not One
legs does
the Maulana have
endure
cold Midnight
pounding rain
the maulana does
admist all this
gathering dust
his wooden danda
just sits.
Salam.
By Brabessar LM
wah wah knee-ran-ullah al nipponi!
what a haikullah ju habh phekhed to the aud-i-ence!
as phor bhatullah-al-kaju-qatli... ju dare to kveshschun the display of lal-ness in public!?!
do ju naat know that in aaal eez fair in laav and taqiya? so, just like jarnail show laal-tipped green paint mijjile in public, seniar maulers (like moi) do taquiya in pablic with lal-houris to blend in with great satan (dron-e-charya nebher faar), whilst ju-near maulers (like ju) must perform the greatar jeehad in the goat shed, and even grater jeehad in the donkey shed. but plij to note IR photography of iraqui biraders doing animal husbandry on ju-toob - the donkey maast be sitting during the performance of its role in jeehard. us sea-nears perform these sacrifices for ju and ju dont appreciate?
what is warld coming to?
lalpraf
by Anu-bin-jaan
Internashunal Community Should Help Themselves by Helping Pakistan Help Themselves to Cashmere
Here ij my help to bopularise to the 400% brilliant artecal “International Community should help themselves by helping Pakistan” which helpfully concludes
Consequently, what the United States needs to do, and this is not at all an easy job, is bring the Kashmir issue to the forefront. If they can come to some sort of conclusion concerning Kashmir, Pakistan will have no use for terrorist cells and hence create a more stable Subcontinent. Pakistan will be able to focus more on their economic welfare and the wellbeing of their citizens.
Such a clear articulation for the end of terrorist activitiej has never been written on the internets. Hugely encouraged, I wish to jump into the Jeehaard and contribute as well. Here is my 400% endorsement titled “Internashunal Community Should Help Themselves by Helping Pakistan Help Themselves to Cashmere”
To understand the phenomenon of the terrorijt infestation in Pakistan, it is imbortant to understand the relevanje of Cashmere issue and the part it plays in forcing Pakistan to train moojahids to fight in far away places. As it ij well known, in the past 4 years Pakistanis were implicated (and in many cases convicted) for terrorism in
France
Spain
Canada
Norway
Tunisia
India
US
Britain
China (Xinjiang Uighur Autonomous Region)
Russia (Chechnya)
Uzbekistan (Tashkent, Ferghana valley)
Dagestan
Tajikistan
Southern Philippines
Bosnia
Afghanistan
Iran
Maldives
Yemen
Saudi Arabia
Burma
Indonesia
South Korea
And that ij just a few places yours sachly got in 5 minutes of Google News archive search.
Look at the list of blaces that will benefit if Cashmere ijjue is solved!! If you ask “What do these places have to do with Cashmere and why are Pakistanis & Pakistani trained terrorijsts attacking them?” you are most probably a Joo working for CIA, RAA or Mossad out to defame Pakistan. On the other hand, the first thing that should come to any Batriotic Pakistani’s mind is “Whoa!! There is a place called Dagestan? And our moojahids know enough geography to go there and set off bums?” YES!! And this is precisely the reason why even though Yemen is increasingly showing botential to challenge this record, WE ARE STILL NO 1!! AK Phyrr in air!!
Okay I got carried away and I digress.
Where were we? My support for an article which articulates why Cashmere is a normal and legitimate explanation for using the State apparatus of Pakistan to terrorize the population of a neighbouring country by randomly killing innocent civilians.
Going back to the list, look at the size of the Internashunal community that can help themselves by helping Pakistan help themselves to Cashmere!! Ofcourse, this will not solve *all* terrorijam and will leave a few countries behind. Like Denmark (Stop drawing cartoons you Kuffars!!), Switzerland (Build more Minarets!!), Norway (Stop giving out Nobel brizes to Chinese dissidents!!), US (FREE DAUGHTER OPH PAKISTAN AAFIA!!). But that is for a later analysis on how remaining terrorism can be tackled. Right now let us stay with supporting the low standards of conduct the State has set for itself
_______________________________________________
PS> Several beepuls have pointed out inconsistencies and addishuns to this blog post and I am listing them here.
A reader feels left out that Pakistan’s accomplishment in Thailand has been ignored. 400% abologies! Pakistan trained moojahids have spread Pakistan’s name far and wide in Thailand as well.
A reader points out that Dagestan is a Russian province. Another reader says that Dagestan is not a country at all, but is probably a Joo kanspeerajy to defame Pakistan’s image and RAA, CIA and Mossad are probably partners in this kanspeerajy. I agree with both.
Another reader points out that Pakistani moojahids going to Dagestan is 400% proof of the wholesome madrassa educashun preparing people with real world skills. Who said real-world subjects like Geography are not taught in madrassas hain?
Another reader says that the internashunal community is obligated to help Pakistan and quotes one of my tweets
“Pakistan is doing the whole world a favour by being Pakistan. Would you rather have your country be Pakistan hain?”
By LM
breeteesh like to eat "toad in the hole" whereas
amreekis like to go in the poak hole (phor gooobow)
on the other haath...
cheenis like to eat poaks whole with steamed toad
by Maulana Mahi
What is the difference between MMS and Yusaf Raza Gilani?
MMS supports freedom of press
Gilani supports freedom to press( ask Sherry)
to which maulana LM replies
MMS pressures the G20
Gilani pressures the 36B
MMS focuses on booms
Gilani focuses on boobs
MMS...
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