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Sunday, March 29, 2009
Yoga was invented in Bakistan
Challenging the western notion that yoga as something that came out of India, eminent historian Irfan Has-Boobs bin Redagenti has released the findings of his research into ancient Pakaryan practices which conclusively proves that Yoga was practiced by Pak Aryans even before the white aryans from caspian sea came to learn Arabic geometry from them.
In his thesis titled Critical Research and Analysis of Pakaryans CRAP, he points out at practices like the one pictured above which the local Pakaryan Abduls call " motion aasana" were being practiced since time immemorial, motion aasana is known to have life saving benefits and the Pak Army routinely practices this aasana regardless of whom they surrender to, squatting on the ground with hands raised closely mimicing the burr hole position( minus the lota) in known to save lives and provide livelyhood to neybourhood dhobis, in one such display 93313 Pakistani soldiers led by motion aasana guru Jarnail Niazi performed this aasana in Dhaka in 1971 which prompted Bangladesh to declare Independence from Kaffir India.
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