UQAB

 
Diyar Mullas grand Mullas, Ayotollahs, Grand Ayotollahs
pliss to be beholding da one yand onlee "UQAB"
Dhiss haj been developed isbecially to provide
moohtood jawab for perdater djinns. Dhiss hawai
Uqab can shoot down kaffir hawai jahaj,hawaikopter,
Satellite, can sink ships, ispot yemrekee sepahi, bomb dem,
all in one go. Diss bicchor eej oph "Peeholding ceremony"
before Uqab going into Green Paint Shop.
Jarnail KiyaNahi haj retriated TFTA kommitment to
protect Bakeistan Soverginity while taking part in Peeholding Ceremony.
NSN (always ahead oph perdater djinns)

Bojitibe Sher.

arj kiya hai for Gazi e adhee sher.

Jali ko aag kehte hain
bujhi ko raakh kehte hain
jab adhee sher padhane pare
tab oose jehad ki shuruwat kehte hain.

Aao Bacchon Tumhein Dikhain Jhaanki Isloo-baad Ki

Post removed -- a bit too halaal.

NSN Exclujive: E-Fatwa service launched in FATA

(NSN, to be followed in rear by agencies): Maulana Al-haj bin harvardi Equtubbuddin haj todin launch hij shiny new mijjile delivered e-fatwa service with much fanfare. At the jirga in Swat, may beebles were brejent to see raakitmard deliver Al-haj's first fatwaj in his tradishunal attractive mard voice. For a small annual donation that can be dedukted towards jakat in the tax year in which it was donated, ujers can request upto 7 fatwas of their choices. Fatwaj can be personally pronounced by raakitmard, or even by maulana al-haj for a premium donation. Fatwaj can be delivered electronikally by e-mail, or by air using al-haj brand mijjiles, raaketmard brand granades, and satan brand bredator drones aj a last rejort. The service is drawing quite an interest among the momeen. NFWP government is said to be excited by this new ekonomic development. A minister without name and bortfolio said the new economic activity has the botential of single-handedly doubling the GDB of the brovince.
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NSN. This is NSN, pack from vakashun.
Now exclujively embloying raakitmard for your demonstrashun and marriaje celebrashun needs.