Where to?
Rawalpindi or Kabul?
Hey Kufr, why does it matter
When Abdul climbs upon Abdul?
Let them ride
Abdul and his bulbul
Lets leave the Jeehaaard
To the great Hizbul
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Ya Allah Your magnificient Creation..Bakistan
Where to?
Rawalpindi or Kabul?
Hey Kufr, why does it matter
When Abdul climbs upon Abdul?
Let them ride
Abdul and his bulbul
Lets leave the Jeehaaard
To the great Hizbul
Bojitibe Kirket Nooje
Fast fowler Shoaib chucker's bid to play in the Anglistan County Championship has been given the blessing of the Pakistan Cricket Board.
"He (chucker) had requested for a No Objection Certificate, which we have ijjued to him, and we have no problems if he wants to play in county cricket," PCB chief operating officer Shafqat Naghmi told the NSN on Tuesday.
In 46 test matches, Akhtar has taken 1780 wickets at an average of 0.2 and 2190 wickets at 0.23 in 138 limited-overs internationals. In 2006, Akhtar and fellow Pakistan speedster Mohammad Asif tested positive for the haalaal steroid nandrolone just before the Champions Trophy in India. The PCB initially felicated the players, but it waj rejected by dem on da ground, that since ebery baki
kirketer takes de haalaal istuff, dey do not need any ispecial treatment.
NSN(T.N.T.)
"He (chucker) had requested for a No Objection Certificate, which we have ijjued to him, and we have no problems if he wants to play in county cricket," PCB chief operating officer Shafqat Naghmi told the NSN on Tuesday.
In 46 test matches, Akhtar has taken 1780 wickets at an average of 0.2 and 2190 wickets at 0.23 in 138 limited-overs internationals. In 2006, Akhtar and fellow Pakistan speedster Mohammad Asif tested positive for the haalaal steroid nandrolone just before the Champions Trophy in India. The PCB initially felicated the players, but it waj rejected by dem on da ground, that since ebery baki
kirketer takes de haalaal istuff, dey do not need any ispecial treatment.
NSN(T.N.T.)
Bakistan moves towards 100% ijlamic literacy....
Peshawar leads the way to establish non-kufr islamic education
Monday, September 8, 2008
Misinformation campaign by kufrs
Many such galat nooj is circulated by nooj agencies of bilayat.
Actually, thij is famous region of bakistan where ufos are sighted.
Actually, thij is famous region of bakistan where ufos are sighted.
Maula ke naam pe de de
Not what you bhramans are thinking! The vazir-e-alla is donating to other vatan needing economic relief.
NOOJE FELASH!
Since 0500 hr (Bangkokabad ishtandard taime)Pee Are Eef eej
unassailable. kalls to da Braytollas hape been unanswered.
as thij eej Felashing Nooje onlee, details will be sappalied later
as eej available.
NSN(Kourtsey B.N.B.--T.N.T.)
unassailable. kalls to da Braytollas hape been unanswered.
as thij eej Felashing Nooje onlee, details will be sappalied later
as eej available.
NSN(Kourtsey B.N.B.--T.N.T.)
Bakistani Scientists discover Innovative X ray techniques
http://www.dawn.com/2008/09/08/top8.htm
WASHINGTON, Sept 7: The United States has formally informed Pakistan that it is holding six Pakistanis at Guantanamo Bay prison, including a businessman, accused of exporting nuclear weapons to other countries.The list includes a so-called “high value” detainee, a nephew of the alleged 9-11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and two brothers who initiated a series of hunger strikes against their continued detention without charge.In a notification to the Pakistan Embassy in Washington, the US administration identified the prisoners as Qari Mohammed Saad Iqbal Madni, Ammar Al-Balochi, Majid Khan, Abdul Rabbani, Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani and Saifullah Paracha.US authorities informed the Pakistan Embassy that a military commission is already trying Ammar Al-Balochi while charges are being framed against the remaining four and they may soon be presented before a military commission at Guantanamo.The embassy, however, is urging the US administration to release all of them into Pakistan’s custody for trial.“We are pursuing this vigorously,” said Ambassador Husain Haqqani. “We are trying to persuade US authorities to hand them over to us along with the evidence they have against them.”One of them -- Qari Mohammed Saad Iqbal Madni -- was flown to Chaklala last week for trial in a Pakistani court after the completion of his review process.Mr Madni is accused of being an Al Qaeda operative who allegedly participated in a plan to kill a US official in Pakistan.Since 2002, more than 500 Guantanamo detainees have been sent to the countries of their origin. An internal review has determined that 60 detainees still at Guantanamo are eligible for transfer or release.The United States is still holding 255 prisoners at Guantanamo Bay prison camp in Cuba.Among the six Pakistanis, the most publicised case is that of a 61-year old businessman, Saifullah Paracha, who is listed in Guantanamo as prisoner # 1093.On July 5, 2003, Saifullah Paracha received a call from his American business partner Charles Antenby to meet him in Thailand for a business meeting but was arrested by US authorities when he arrived there.Although Mr Paracha has many charges against him, the most significant charge is that he used his textile import and export business to export nuclear weapons to other countries. He has denied all charges.Mr Paracha’s arrest followed that of his son Uzair Paracha who was held in New York on March 28, 2003. In 2005, Uzair Paracha, now 28, was convicted and is now serving his sentence in a New York prison.He was accused of obtaining documents for the so-called “high value” detainee Majid Khan to help him blow up gas stations in the United States.Majid Khan is a Pakistan-born man and legal resident of the United States who immigrated to the US in 1996. On a trip to Pakistan to visit his wife, Mr Khan was detained by Pakistani officials and transferred to one of the CIA’s secret prisons. He is represented by the Centre for Constitutional Rights, a US-based legal rights group, and is the only so-called “high value” detainee to have legal representation.US officials claim that Mr Khan, under Khalid Shaikh Mohammed’s tutelage, was being trained to blow up gas stations, poison water reservoirs and plotted to assassinate former president General Pervez Musharraf.US intelligence officials also claim that Mr Khan’s job at the family gas station qualified him to participate in an alleged Al Qaeda plot to blow up parts of the US petroleum infrastructure.Another Pakistani prisoner in Guantanamo, Ammar Al-Balochi is the nephew of the alleged 9-11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Ammar was arrested on April 29, 2003, in Karachi.US officials claimed that he acted as an intermediary between Arab and Pakistani fighters of Al Qaeda. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed also used him as a messenger. Information retrieved from him enabled the FBI and the ISI to make several more arrests in Pakistan.Abdul Al-Rahim Ghulam Rabbani, 39, is a citizen of Pakistan, held in extrajudicial detention at Guantanamo. Mr Rabbani and his brother, Mohammed Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani, were held at a CIA black site known as the “salt pit” before they were transferred to Guantanamo.Listed in Guantanamo as prisoner # 1460, Mr Rabbani and his brother were held in Karachi in September 2002.US authorities claimed that Mr Rabbani was a well known Karachi-based Al Qaeda facilitator who had transported many Al Qaeda members from safe houses to a Karachi apartment and would bring money for them to purchase food and would bring clothes, suitcases and other travel gear for Al Qaeda members preparing to leave.His brother, Mohammed Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani, 38, was born in 1970 in Madina, Saudi Arabia.The two brothers participated in a hunger strike that started on August 8, 2005 and forced US officials to improve prison conditions at Guantanamo.
WASHINGTON, Sept 7: The United States has formally informed Pakistan that it is holding six Pakistanis at Guantanamo Bay prison, including a businessman, accused of exporting nuclear weapons to other countries.The list includes a so-called “high value” detainee, a nephew of the alleged 9-11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and two brothers who initiated a series of hunger strikes against their continued detention without charge.In a notification to the Pakistan Embassy in Washington, the US administration identified the prisoners as Qari Mohammed Saad Iqbal Madni, Ammar Al-Balochi, Majid Khan, Abdul Rabbani, Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani and Saifullah Paracha.US authorities informed the Pakistan Embassy that a military commission is already trying Ammar Al-Balochi while charges are being framed against the remaining four and they may soon be presented before a military commission at Guantanamo.The embassy, however, is urging the US administration to release all of them into Pakistan’s custody for trial.“We are pursuing this vigorously,” said Ambassador Husain Haqqani. “We are trying to persuade US authorities to hand them over to us along with the evidence they have against them.”One of them -- Qari Mohammed Saad Iqbal Madni -- was flown to Chaklala last week for trial in a Pakistani court after the completion of his review process.Mr Madni is accused of being an Al Qaeda operative who allegedly participated in a plan to kill a US official in Pakistan.Since 2002, more than 500 Guantanamo detainees have been sent to the countries of their origin. An internal review has determined that 60 detainees still at Guantanamo are eligible for transfer or release.The United States is still holding 255 prisoners at Guantanamo Bay prison camp in Cuba.Among the six Pakistanis, the most publicised case is that of a 61-year old businessman, Saifullah Paracha, who is listed in Guantanamo as prisoner # 1093.On July 5, 2003, Saifullah Paracha received a call from his American business partner Charles Antenby to meet him in Thailand for a business meeting but was arrested by US authorities when he arrived there.Although Mr Paracha has many charges against him, the most significant charge is that he used his textile import and export business to export nuclear weapons to other countries. He has denied all charges.Mr Paracha’s arrest followed that of his son Uzair Paracha who was held in New York on March 28, 2003. In 2005, Uzair Paracha, now 28, was convicted and is now serving his sentence in a New York prison.He was accused of obtaining documents for the so-called “high value” detainee Majid Khan to help him blow up gas stations in the United States.Majid Khan is a Pakistan-born man and legal resident of the United States who immigrated to the US in 1996. On a trip to Pakistan to visit his wife, Mr Khan was detained by Pakistani officials and transferred to one of the CIA’s secret prisons. He is represented by the Centre for Constitutional Rights, a US-based legal rights group, and is the only so-called “high value” detainee to have legal representation.US officials claim that Mr Khan, under Khalid Shaikh Mohammed’s tutelage, was being trained to blow up gas stations, poison water reservoirs and plotted to assassinate former president General Pervez Musharraf.US intelligence officials also claim that Mr Khan’s job at the family gas station qualified him to participate in an alleged Al Qaeda plot to blow up parts of the US petroleum infrastructure.Another Pakistani prisoner in Guantanamo, Ammar Al-Balochi is the nephew of the alleged 9-11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Ammar was arrested on April 29, 2003, in Karachi.US officials claimed that he acted as an intermediary between Arab and Pakistani fighters of Al Qaeda. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed also used him as a messenger. Information retrieved from him enabled the FBI and the ISI to make several more arrests in Pakistan.Abdul Al-Rahim Ghulam Rabbani, 39, is a citizen of Pakistan, held in extrajudicial detention at Guantanamo. Mr Rabbani and his brother, Mohammed Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani, were held at a CIA black site known as the “salt pit” before they were transferred to Guantanamo.Listed in Guantanamo as prisoner # 1460, Mr Rabbani and his brother were held in Karachi in September 2002.US authorities claimed that Mr Rabbani was a well known Karachi-based Al Qaeda facilitator who had transported many Al Qaeda members from safe houses to a Karachi apartment and would bring money for them to purchase food and would bring clothes, suitcases and other travel gear for Al Qaeda members preparing to leave.His brother, Mohammed Ahmad Ghulam Rabbani, 38, was born in 1970 in Madina, Saudi Arabia.The two brothers participated in a hunger strike that started on August 8, 2005 and forced US officials to improve prison conditions at Guantanamo.
Haaraam!Haaraamier!Haaraamiest!
Laahole willa kuwat! what haaraam aktivity, da land oph Bure hape kome to.
all thoje wrist,forearms, yand elbows. yand dat too danjing in da istreets.
400000000 stribes to dese wimmens yand mard onlookers.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Neuj Phlash Phrom Bhienna
Diyar Mullahs,
Bliss excuje my absenj. I waj in Bhienna with Wahamullah attending Nukular Supplierj Jirga. Wahamullah sahab had peen inbhited to brobhide correct anserj to all the Nukular Pooch in accordenj to the holy pook.
Oph courj Wahamullah did not dijabboint. Many timej the Jirga waj conphujed and scratching musharraf. Some eggjambles of Wahamullah Wijdom:
1. Mullah phrom New Jeeland asked what to do iph India made pig pomp ujing Sheep Pu eggjborted phrom New Jeeland?
Wahamullah laughed lol. He eggjblain that "only Bakri Pu ij Phissile. Sheep Pu needj eggjtra Neutron in Phast Preeder." Pirathers, I am only telling what I heard. Don't poocho what it meanj. Mullah phrom Norway then said something apout denying Sheep Pu Enrichment teknawlij.
2. Mullah phrom Austria asked apout injbecting phuel rejerbh.
Wahamullah said, "Austria should injbect all Pu in musharraph oph all Bakri in Cibhilian List." [Py the way, don't worry pirathers, your Bakris are saphely in Military list.]
3. Mullah phrom Ireland wanted Comblete Pan on Tashting.
Wahamullah said that tashting ij haraam, put goes on anyway. He asked in return iph tashting guinness should be panned, hain? Mullahs phrom Germanistan and Inglistan were seen smiling.
Theej are jusht eggjambles. Wahamullah waj giving non-shtop adbhije phor teen din. Pirathers I tell joo, Wahamullah ij the wijest one. Nukular Halo Pe Ubon Him.
Al-Okullah
Bliss excuje my absenj. I waj in Bhienna with Wahamullah attending Nukular Supplierj Jirga. Wahamullah sahab had peen inbhited to brobhide correct anserj to all the Nukular Pooch in accordenj to the holy pook.
Oph courj Wahamullah did not dijabboint. Many timej the Jirga waj conphujed and scratching musharraf. Some eggjambles of Wahamullah Wijdom:
1. Mullah phrom New Jeeland asked what to do iph India made pig pomp ujing Sheep Pu eggjborted phrom New Jeeland?
Wahamullah laughed lol. He eggjblain that "only Bakri Pu ij Phissile. Sheep Pu needj eggjtra Neutron in Phast Preeder." Pirathers, I am only telling what I heard. Don't poocho what it meanj. Mullah phrom Norway then said something apout denying Sheep Pu Enrichment teknawlij.
2. Mullah phrom Austria asked apout injbecting phuel rejerbh.
Wahamullah said, "Austria should injbect all Pu in musharraph oph all Bakri in Cibhilian List." [Py the way, don't worry pirathers, your Bakris are saphely in Military list.]
3. Mullah phrom Ireland wanted Comblete Pan on Tashting.
Wahamullah said that tashting ij haraam, put goes on anyway. He asked in return iph tashting guinness should be panned, hain? Mullahs phrom Germanistan and Inglistan were seen smiling.
Theej are jusht eggjambles. Wahamullah waj giving non-shtop adbhije phor teen din. Pirathers I tell joo, Wahamullah ij the wijest one. Nukular Halo Pe Ubon Him.
Al-Okullah
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Bositibe Whine
Phirst oph all eye want to komplain. Eye hape been trying to bost
NEUJ since Sundin, but thij haaraam kufir software did not ellow me.
Eye demand a proper Haalaal software which eej harder dan thij
haaraam software.
Whine numper doo:
In da above bichor(haaraam) eet eej very kelear dat de kamera(haaraam equipment)
haj been placed on right yand below de level oph de personal mijjiles oph mullas.
translation: hidden kamera.(absolutely yand totaly haaraam).next taime Mullas
are advised to do proper checking oph de room(eet kould hape been IED poobaraak).
Whine numper three:
halla link
why phor an enkwewary eej needed? dhese people are possessed by ebel djinns,
eye demand stoning of "Enkwewary kommity"
Whine numper four:
Hallal link
Eye pooch what eej da need phor probe.de mujaheeds hape
got deir 78+28, since haddith numper1243534335676 says
"Ye shall not probe or prod a dead Mussarraf"
eet eej haaraam to probe. eye demand yanother stoning session.
Salams.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Yand no wonder power prices are being hiked by 30%
Such sophisticated tekhnalagee doejnt come cheap, the leaning power pole of Pindi has been attracting the attention of mujahideen phrom all over the ummah
Ghulami din
Every now and then , miya Wahmullah comments on the Ghulami din and the humorous architects of Bakistan (Piss be on them), hence i share this photo .
truly bhat is left to say! can i request miya All-ok to post a shayari on the juggle-bundi!
truly bhat is left to say! can i request miya All-ok to post a shayari on the juggle-bundi!
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