Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Two moojahids embrace shahadat

LMU Bojitive Neuj Desk, Indian Held Cashmere: Peace loving, bious freedom fighters of charity organisation Lashkur-e-Taiba, Bashir and Mohammad, who had gone phor jeehard against the koopher in kashmir, went up a hill to a cave caamplex to promate biraderly love. Before they could dijplay their superior downhill skiing skiilj, they were captured py a short, dark rice eating bear in the cave aj they went. The bear told them that they would pe punished phor coming into hij cave camplex. But pecauje they were tall, fair and tight musharaffed moojahids, they were allowed to chooj their bunishment.

The choices were GUBO or Shahadat.

Bashir waj the phirst to go, and in true brave bakistani istyle he choje GUBO. Misphortunately, the GUBO was so severe that he attained Shahadat.

Now it waj Mohammad's turn. Very mindphul oph what had happened to Bashir he decided to chooj direct Shahadat instead oph GUBO so that he would go to djannat with pride.
The pear aggreed and pronounced hij punishment

"GUBO till Shahadat"

Daan neuj also haj story

(Bith inpoots fram NSN Reborter n LMU grajooate Saguddin Peshawari)

2 comments:

Mullah Khullam Khulla said...

Thij ij tiragic! For khaalij of all non_Pakistanis, GUBO = Grease Up and Bend Over. It is a special kind of loving..

Anonymous said...

Woow, that was a horny bear!
Altough their asses might be hurting a lot, but that pain is far lesser than the pleasure of having an orgy with the 72 wHOOReS they are gonna get at The Jannat Motel.
AoA