NSN Islamabad (lede): LMU, Isloo, the nations premier institution on theology and AK phyrring, has condemmed today's terrorist attack on peace loving Kashmiris. LMU has also given a fatwa calling for all bears (and hirsute animals like Rehman Malik and Shrileen Mazari) as Raw, Mossad and CIA operatives. They claim that there is a Yankee-Yehudi-Yindoo (YYY Axis) conspiracyafoot. Major Jarnail Otter Abass says that there is now "concrete" proof of Indian involvement in terrorist attacks
Update 1: Reports are coming in that the Pakistan Army is trying to sign a peace teaty with all bears. Like Nobel LauratePresident Obama of USA, Pakistan President Zardari had also decided to host a bear summit. More as it breaks...
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1 comment:
hey dear nice language, it fun as well as news. hahahah, nice way to say what u want to say, a slap on these ass holes.
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