Sunday, August 31, 2008

Bojitibe Neuj.

Da last phew dins have been very pissphull. Partikularly phor a pissphull
Gadhan rearer like me. phew eggjampools

Bakistan power eej to kost 500 times more

Since Bakistan hape ejaphaied deir GDP, dey hape plenty oph surplus daulat,
derephore to helep deir phellow bakese dey hape agreed to pay more.

Mijjile istrike

soo pissphul, noo?

another istrike

Doo Chini engneer dissown Chinni nationality

such piss, such mehman nawajee, making phoreners
dissowing nationality. Bakistan paindabad!!!!




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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Spot the foul!!!

A few posts neeche Wahmullah is extorting the momin wimen to cover up and play assllamic pootball. but look, look the blatant foul of the disbeliever pushing the momin in a sharam-sharam way! bhat is happening in the kantri-side!



Thursday, August 28, 2008

Har-aaaarm! Her-arm! Har-aaaarm

Ooh mullah, i cloj my aankh! The sacrrifij of the Lal Majid sistahs and biraders shall not go in vain! Blij t not klick on image

Jhamooriyat in Bakistan

Blij note, now the ayesha ki bakri is on top, Apter kuch mahina the mian manki will be on top, then after kuch mahina the bakri, then..., the madari changes as per mangoo season and the kaarnama must go on.

peeyes: if joo hab any doubt op this , blij klick on goat and read the name of the kaountri on hara tee-shirt!




But i humbly pooch to the wah miyan and the miyan All-ok and all the miyaans, bhy phor ij this place also turning gumnaam pee-tee-tee-tee chee-chee type. Bhat bill bade miyan cartoon wale think? Blij to introspect outside jour goats and anjer in the name of the holi fri-din. Salaams

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Bostively Haraam



Forearm and Thigh flashing
Sleeveless Mohtarma
Bismillah ! is thij the Bakistan the Al Quaid wanted?

Saturday, August 23, 2008

New Ad-Amin-ulli at PeeArf

Diyar Jinn-e-Musharraf,

Shukriya phor the pooch. Thij ij eajy. No need to dishturp Wahamullah.

Bhaat joo dekho in bicchar ij the new ad-amin-ulli oph Pee-Arf with kendostyx. (Bliss to note old ad-amin-ullah in packground wearing BR t-shirt.)

Al Okullah

b.s. -- py the way, Mullah Detroit Desi made a comepack phor a few bosts. Bhaat ij hij asli pataa phor hij plog?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Pareshaani over now for Jashn


A pooch for the Ghazi Al Okullah


Diyar Ghazee,

I am still admiring the jawaab nahin of the jawaab of my last pooch, my jinn mind has another pooch, what ij this CPP M houri doing? applying phor kanada visa of bhat? bliss to jawaab

Monday, August 18, 2008

Bakistan ka Matlab kyaa?

Brevious bost gave me a barq-e-tajalli moment ... jusht like Mojej on a Mountain.

Pooch: Bakistan ka Matlab kyaa?

Jawaab: MadarsaMatLab v7.2


thij ij ishara phor geek-e-mullah onlee.

Asli Matlab oph 72

Mullah Jinn-e-Musharraf,

Joo hab a deeb pooch. It took Wahamullah sebheral din to think apout it. Put now he haj a jawaab.

He sej that jawaab ij in kirkit. There are 6 din in a bheek becauj on FriDin a mullah should rest. Each din oph bheek a mullah needj a new kirkit team of houri.

Put, I sej to him that kirkit team ij only 11 houri. So 6 din, 11 houri = 66 onlee.

He laugh out loudly aj they say LOL. "Common mishtake", he sej, "joo phorgaat the twelwth houri." Oph courj!! Silly mullah me. Bhaat iph one houri gaat injured by mijjile, hain? hain?

And someone haj to carry zim zim cola in drinks preak, na?

So, there joo hab it -- 6 teams, 12 each == 72 houri. Wah!

Next time more apout mijjile paalishing in game of 1 abdul vs 11 houri. Wahamullah sej he ij bractijing phor Chambion Trophy in Jannat.

Al Okullah

khuda hafiz gola-e-musharraf

Pholks,

I hab bosted the phirst bart of this on maverick's dhaaga. Thij ij bart doh:

Tumheen guzar gayae daaman bachaakar varnaa yahan
wahi shabab wahi dil wahi zamaanaa tha


benis dhaaga gone ... gola gone ... bhat ij some boor mullah subbojed to do? ... bhere ij the merjy oph the all merjiphul?

hai gola hum na rahae ...

Allah Ho Akbarr


Bliss to Kamment onlee saar!!!

Bakistan Bolis showing love for common Abduls


Mango day anniversary celebrations break out ...

as Musharraf ( Plane be with him ) resolves to fight. Isnt todin the day after zia miya was delivered hij mangoes? Hi saij:"May Allah protect Pakistan"
Wah wah,bhat bious bol.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Musharaff has do din to evacuate


MULTAN, Aug 16: Foreign Minister Makhdoom Shah Mehmood Qureshi has said that Musharraf has only two days to evacuate and it fails to do so, the enema process will start.Speaking at a press conference at Multan Airport on Saturday, the minister said that a decision about the next president would be taken in consultation with coalition partners and if PML-N chief Nawaz Sharif expressed a desire to become president, his wish would be given “due weightage”.

He denied that his party had any ‘backdoor link’ with musharaff .Mr Qureshi said that there was no pressure from the Army or the United States over the enema because the process was in accordance with the Constitution, tha Sharia and all provincial assemblies had adopted resolutions calling for enema

.The minister said the coalition leadership knew that a shift from ‘dictatorship’ to democracy was very difficult, but people had given their mandate for democracy. “The ultimate achievement will be strengthening of democratic institutions.”Mr

.Mr Qureshi said he had sketchy information about the visit of the Saudi intelligence chief to Pakistan. “Only people who know about the visit could say something about it. know.” " Musharaff has been holding out against a very strong urge to evacuate, the pressure is getting unbearable, the sphinters are tense and there can be an evacuation any moment, the Saudi intelligence(what irony) chief was here to expedite the process and hoped that musharaff will hold on so that he can evacuate on Arab soil, something is going to get soiled, eitherway shit will hit the fan, good luck Pakistan."