Ousted CJP to be moved out of Islamabad
ISLAMABAD, Nov 9: The government has decided to shift the deposed chief justice, Iftikhar Mohammad Chaudhry, to Quetta or Murree to remove him from the picture because his presence is a constant headache for the administration, sources told Dawn. The decision was taken as his occasionally press statements boost the morale of lawyers and gave new life to their struggle against the imposition of emergency and targeting of judiciary. Besides he also succeeded in conveying his messages to lawyers’ community and citizens of Pakistan.
Friday, November 9, 2007
Train track improvement
We hear friends taller than mountains, and deeper than seas will soon be sharing djinn levitation technology with us. So, train tracks are being prepared in advance.
Vacuum testing improves Quetta rail link
QUETTA, Nov 9: Rail link of Quetta with the rest of the country was suspended two times time today as the main tracks were improved up in Dashat area of Mastung district on Friday.
Police escorted a man who was injured while creating vacuums for improvement. The traffic had been restored at noon but it was again suspended seven hours later pending further improvements. Railway officials said the tracks need to be improved during the night .
Infrastructure improvements are part of Jeneral Musharaff's development plan for Baluchistan.
Vacuum testing improves Quetta rail link
QUETTA, Nov 9: Rail link of Quetta with the rest of the country was suspended two times time today as the main tracks were improved up in Dashat area of Mastung district on Friday.
Police escorted a man who was injured while creating vacuums for improvement. The traffic had been restored at noon but it was again suspended seven hours later pending further improvements. Railway officials said the tracks need to be improved during the night .
Infrastructure improvements are part of Jeneral Musharaff's development plan for Baluchistan.
Some Gems from local newspapers...
Ah, the happy faces. And of course, men are not to be discounted. Some enlightened soul (Vamanullah) has called this
IED mubarak.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Legal Arguments....
A healthy argument promotes harmony,
which is appreciated by all,
especially, the ladies:
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Saturday, October 27, 2007
Dear Eid-Atar, For itz entire history according to Lalprafessar dept geografi, Baki fearless nashun fight only kufrs (lost east baki and 90,000 baki fauj hands up), now, birathers bwhyfor Baki nashun zays mullahs are threat, they only guide Baki nashun, na, but Main threat to nashuninal zecurity is internal, says Jarnail Mu'asharraf. I zay, err how do i day thiz, thoz kufr kall it GUBO with Amerikhans. Pliss send some goatz to Mullah Fazlullah they have to fight 400% against 4000 fauj.
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Musharraf's comments came as some 4,000 troops were deployed in Swat Valley to counter the activities of pro-Taliban cleric Maulana Fazlullah and his banned Tehreek Nifaz-e-Shariat Mohammedi. As troops fanned out in Pakistan's northwestern province to counter activities of a pro-Taliban cleric, President Pervez Musharraf said the main threat to the country's national security is "internal" with a handful of extremists out to disrupt law and order.
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enqyoobBRFiteJoined: 08 Sep 2004Posts: 3706Location: KhemKaran, Shomali Plain
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 05:59 pm Post subject:
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Main threat to nashuninal zecurity is internal, says Jarnail Mu'asharraf. Diyar Editar: I am in agreement onlee. This is like saying that main threat is from drinking too much zamzamcola, when Jarnail Gola and whole Bakistan nashun are getting GUBO'ed by Great Satan, yindoostani kufr, Great Bear kufr, and even pie Tarrel-than-Ocean-Deepel-than-Mountain Fliends. Good Peelievars are not even allowed to go and raid haraam Massage Barlour and drag the non-houris inside the Lal Masjid phor brobar educashun on Islamic wimmen's peehaviour, even aphter Masjid gave free burkhas to these wimmens. Phor this great service to Allah, the yerrow Fliends demanded killing of great Mullah of Lal Masjid, and 300,000,000,000 innojant kendo-stix-wielding houris in brobar burkhas were dragged away pie ISI goons, and not heard from again except screams from ISI HQ. Haraam! Haraam!
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Posted: 25 Oct 2007 06:14 pm Post subject:
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Main threat to nashuninal zecurity is internal, says Jarnail Mu'asharraf. Yit iz gud estat phor nau. eeff he skraatch his golas little toooo hard, he will reelize that tha reel nashunal zecuirity tret is yimselph. Hop he will skraatch his golas phor tha sake of allah and c tha light.
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balaBRFiteJoined: 02 Sep 1999Posts: 2179Location: Office Lounge
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 06:28 pm Post subject:
Dear Eid-Atar, Now Amerikahani is bleading by zaying US wants Jarnail Mu'asharraf to broaden engagement with moderates. Bhwyfor they not undersunding taht baki nashun is all about Jihad, extreme behavior like goatz petting, ashnah with boys, IED Mubarak, AK47, Kendo Stixx wielding Sistas and mullahs, thiz iz our USP. Aljo they bwanting Jezebel Beebee on couch of Larry King telling Baki nashun about demon-crazy ideas.
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with encouragement from Washington, both Bhutto and Musharraf are urging voters to support moderates who are willing to take on religious extremism. there will be an effort of all moderates to be prepared for fully democratic elections to take place in the parliament in December. Bhwyfor Baki nashun is ruled by mullahs, praise be to allah, Shariar and Holy book Quoran must be ballowed, bhwat iz thiz demon-crazy idea, profet (PBUH) bans such thinkingJarnail Mu-ashraf aur Isi Kiyani are not into elecshuns, birathers, they decide bwhat bwill happen to Baki nashun and like our ancestor pharoah zays, zo shall it be wrriten and zo shall it be done, amerikan not withstanding.
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vamanBRFiteJoined: 11 Aug 2007Posts: 256Location: Dera Bositive Neuj
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 06:43 pm Post subject:
Diyar B'Allah, In the name of the most merciful, i confer upon you the title Hilade E Bakistan for the following Quote
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balaBRFiteJoined: 02 Sep 1999Posts: 2179Location: Office Lounge
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 08:05 pm Post subject:
Dear Eid-Atar, Bhwy for are Kufrs making haraam Kufr money on Holy Book Quoran. Birst and Boremost, Bilayat ne chori kiya yeh Kitab, now zamelessly selling profit(pbuh) for profit. Bhwy no brotest, AK47, IED.
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A 13th century Koran has been sold for a world record price of USD 2,320,917, auction house Christie's said, art from the Islamic and Indian WorldMullah Vakil Aur Judge Aman Kodaki bin Piccar, Bahoot El Shukriya, bhat Mullah Na Yakuddin birst uzed thiz memorable quote, pliss donate Hilade E Bakistan to him, otherwise jou in broud tradashun of Baki Fauj would be conberring chest full o' medals to undeserving afsars of Baki only.
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RyeBRFiteJoined: 05 Aug 2001Posts: 6239
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Two regiments of Al Qaeda destroyed in Swat Province Dera Ghazi Khan Oct 25: In another staggering victory for the Pakistani Army, 30 Al Qaeda terrorists were killed and twice as many injured when an explosion rocked a convoy of Army Vehicles that contained Al Qaeda sympathizers unknown to the central command at Rawalpindi. The Al Qaeda terrorists were taken by surprise when a booby trap laid by the pakistani forces hit a sudden pocket of air vaccum. The booby trap was laid by a section of the regiment to capture themselves in the act of committing terrorism. Senior Pakistani officials expressed satisfaction at the cunningness and accuracy with which the enemy was destroyed. "People think it is easy to bomb your own regiments, but it is not. word leaks out, and soon enough, everyone is demanding their share of raisins. Be that as it may, Al Qaeda was really cornered this time -- all these years of working undercover in the Pakistani Army could not save their sorry butts, pardon my arabic.", opined Brigadier Bakr Butt Chodomatyaar, the public media relations head for the ISPR. Early investigations into the incident has revealed a massive Jinn fault in the Swat area covering a few 1000 square miles, causing excessive vaccum bursts over most of the region. The Army has issued an ordinance prohibiting soldiers from turning on light bulbs or use flashlights. Matches and candles have been provided to all army regiments as a stop-gap measure until the islamo-scientific community of pakistan installs djinn-field jamming devices in the Swat regions. Dr. Pervez Hoodbhoy, international Djinn specialist and winner of the Nabeel Prize in Djinn Physics six years in a row, explained that the increasing islamic field in pakistan is raising the overall Djinn coefficient of Pakistan, making it almost an Arab country. "It is only a matter of time before Pakistan's Djinn coefficient surpasses that of all the arab states. We have tried to get there, we are getting there, and we will get there, but make no mistake, Djinn Physics is here to stay and Pakistan is in for more explosive developments in the coming months and years.", said Professor Hoodbhoy to a group of young bearded men and frolicking goats, during an impromptu press session organized by the Lal Masjid. Western observers have observed that Al Qaeda is operating in a highly weakened state, mostly because they have been staying in the Pakistani military garrisons as they gather the strength and courage to fight the Pakistani Army another day. (NSN)
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JaiSBRFiteJoined: 01 Mar 2003Posts: 2349Location: City of Ramblin' Wrecks
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 11:47 pm Post subject:
Diyaar Prafissar Lal-mullah, Lookie what I found !! I found the video of the celebration party which yout threw aphter getting a tenure track paujishun @ Lalmullah univ ! You are, as you probably know, dancing in a black coat ! Yours' Celebratistically and aljo youtube-istically, Jais-muhalla-gulla, PhD candidate, Kalmullah Research Labs ( KRL ), DJSM division Lalmullah injtityoot of fraud sciences.
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enqyoobBRFiteJoined: 08 Sep 2004Posts: 3706Location: KhemKaran, Shomali Plain
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 12:22 am Post subject:
The Baki Fauj rushes in like the Assyrian coming down like the wolf on the fold
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SWAT / PESHAWAR, Oct 24: In a massive show of strength, the NWFP government on Wednesday deployed thousands of paramilitary and police personnel in the troubled district of Swat as part of a phased plan to reassert its writ in 59 villages of the district and curb the growing militancy. Security forces set up checkposts and erected barricades to seal the once popular area from other districts and to take on a militant local cleric and his armed supporters. Fear gripped the Matta, Sangota and Khwazakhela sub-districts of Swat which have been badly affected by militancy. Combat helicopters flew over the area and troops took positions on hilltops. An official statement said the NWFP government had requisitioned troops, but they would be deployed when asked by the district administration. Maulana Fazlullah, the local cleric who has also mobilised more than 2,000 armed volunteers, told followers on his FM radio that troops had been deployed to kill innocent people. He denied that he had challenged the writ of the government and set up a parallel administration. Bazaars remained closed in Minorca, the district headquarters, and people feared that an operation was imminent. Sources said that security forces had sealed the entire district and taken positions on hills and government buildings. Educational institutions have been closed in certain parts of the district for an indefinite period. .... [b]He admitted that the government had lost its writ in 59 villages and supporters of the cleric had set up a parallel government. He said the cleric had over 4,500 armed volunteers, he had set up an armed wing called Shaheen Force and established courts.[/b] The home secretary said that foreign militants and members of the banned organisations were also hiding in the troubled area, adding that elders of Swat had requested the caretaker government to deploy troops in the district to re-establish the government writ. He said that army would be on standby and would not directly take part in any operation. [i]Witnesses said that army and paramilitary forces had set up an outpost on Fizagut’s hillock near the Mingora city to keep an eye on the village of Maulana Fazlullah where he had set up his radio station. Troops also took control of the Saidu Sharif airport and started patrolling the area. Four wings of the Frontier Corps comprising 3,000 personnel, 16 platoons of the Frontier Constabulary and six platoons of the Frontier Reserve Police have been sent to Swat, officials said. Security forces also established checkpoints on main roads. The Inter-Services Public Relations (ISPR) in a statement said that additional troops of Frontier Corps had been deployed in Mingora, Saidu Sharif and Matta areas of Swat district on the request of the NWFP government to maintain law and order and curb militant activities. FC personnel, it said, had started patrolling certain parts of the districts. AFP adds: Military spokesman Maj-Gen Waheed Arshad said: “We have deployed a little over 2,000 troops to assist police and civil administration in the district.” He said the deployment was to tackle threats to law and order by Tahreek Nifaz-e-Shariat Mohammadi gangs operating in the area. “It is not a military operation and the exercise is aimed at improving the law and order situation,” he added.AllahoAkbar! How many of these will pee retarning to Bakjab, I wondar? And in how many bisses?Last edited by enqyoob on 26 Oct 2007 12:31 am; edited 1 time in total
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SadlerBRFiteJoined: 30 Oct 2005Posts: 865Location: USA-ISRAEL
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 12:24 am Post subject:
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Diyaar Prafissar Lal-mullah, Lookie what I found !! I found the video of the celebration party which yout threw aphter getting a tenure track paujishun @ Lalmullah univ ! You are, as you probably know, dancing in a black coat ! Yours' Celebratistically and aljo youtube-istically, Jais-muhalla-gulla, PhD candidate, Kalmullah Research Labs ( KRL ), DJSM division Lalmullah injtityoot of fraud sciences.I habe three qweshuns. Uno. Bhy for is Mosharraf looking down when he is twitching.....er, i mean dancing? Dos. Bhy is Mosharraf holding hands with another MAN! is that not kufr, I humblee ask? Tres. Assuming the handsome dude in the video is our esteemed Lal Mullah himself (S&P BU You). Bhy for, at the end of the clip, is Mosharraf reaching out towards as if to grab Lal Mullahs' unmentionables? Kindly probhide En Mo Onlee. Yours in Kufr, Al Sadler Bin Tel Avivi Bin Yehudi
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archanBRFite -TraineeJoined: 03 Aug 2007Posts: 86
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 02:02 am Post subject:
Diyar Jirga, blis to ijjue a fartwa in quick time phaar theej kamments on the great and censored-in-the-end musharraf shaking dance by our prave jarnail (bpuh). I say bhyphor thij guy py the name NewPakistan sayj
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Shame Shame Kanjar Mohajir Husband of a Qadiani Wh**e Bliss to enlighten bhaat ij the meaning oph Qadiani. I say thij jewtube must pee a conspiracy by the kuffar 'beebal oph the pook'.
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PhilipBRFiteJoined: 31 Dec 1969Posts: 2254Location: India
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 04:29 am Post subject:
Bhaad news my birthers.The truth about that infidel Woolmer's death is being revealed by that heathen Indian mendicant.We were so much in firdaus that the traitor Woolmer had been despatched to Shaitan's lair by our faithful "bat and ball" birthren,but now the infidel Yindian umpire is ruling our boys "out"! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/ Bob Woolmer murdered pathologist insists By Nick Hoult Last Updated: 2:06am BST 26/10/2007 The pathologist who performed the autopsy on Bob Woolmer stuck by his opinion yesterday when he insisted he was poisoned and then strangled. Sad: Pakistan's Inzamam-ul-Haq during April's memorial service Dr Ere Shesiah, chief consultant pathologist of the Jamaican government, told an inquest in Kingston that Woolmer "died of asphyxia due to manual strangulation associated with cypermethrinide poisoning". Cypermethrin is a pesticide used in countries including the United Kingdom, China, Pakistan, India, and Bangladesh, said Shesiah, who had never before publicly linked Woolmer's death to poisoning. Woolmer, who was 58, was found unconscious in his Kingston hotel room on March 18, and police started a murder investigation days later after it was revealed that the autopsy, which investigators said was inconclusive at first, found that he had died of manual strangulation. Shesiah said that when the murder investigation was eventually called off on June 12 he had still not received the toxicology report. advertisement "I received a faxed copy of the toxicology report on June 21, and the report concluded that a poisonous toxin was found in Mr Woolmer's stomach," Shesiah said. "I stand by my findings that Mr Woolmer was strangled and, based upon additional information which I received, he was also poisoned." Shesiah's technique has been criticised by international pathologists who have testified at the inquest but he remained defiant, saying he had applied the correct methods in carrying out the post- mortem. Shesiah, an Indian national who has made Jamaica his home for more than 15 years, said that he never told police the autopsy was inconclusive. "At no time did I use the word inconclusive in any of my deliberations with the police," Shesiah said under cross-examination. "I told the police at the time that the autopsy was pending. I also never used the word suspicious, which the police used early in their investigations," Shesiah said. Shesiah, who suffered a stroke three weeks ago, will be in the witness box again today as the inquest, led by coroner Patrick Murphy, enters its eighth day.
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p_sagguBRFiteJoined: 26 Nov 2004Posts: 312Location: INDIA
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 06:32 pm Post subject:
Jernail Pusharraf Bractsing Dance in Surrender (Bakri) bojision bith Amreekhan Bresidente PS: Blij to noting that Gola ij bijible aj ujual.
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vamanBRFiteJoined: 11 Aug 2007Posts: 256Location: Dera Bositive Neuj
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 09:11 am Post subject:
Is this Islamic?Last edited by vaman on 27 Oct 2007 03:22 pm; edited 1 time in total
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vamanBRFiteJoined: 11 Aug 2007Posts: 256Location: Dera Bositive Neuj
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 03:21 pm Post subject:
First images of Pork-Sat1, a milestone for the Bakistan Asmaan & Space Technology And Research Directorate(BASTARD),Launched using the pindeginously developed, Geo-stationary Islamically Guided & Launched into Orbit (GIGLO) Rackkit Dedicating the satellite and the rackkit to the nashun, Jarnail(not for long)Musharaff said that the Bakisani scientists can now accurately predict full moon and new moon for the next three months. He also said that Pork-sat 1 will also give a significant boost to GPRS(Goat Phournication Register &Statistics) services in rural Bakistan.Last edited by vaman on 27 Oct 2007 04:45 pm; edited 1 time in total
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enqyoobBRFiteJoined: 08 Sep 2004Posts: 3706Location: KhemKaran, Shomali Plain
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 04:09 pm Post subject:
Diyar Editar: Many shukriyas phor that very inphormative artical and bicchar oph PASTARD ishpaje brohram. Bliss inphorm authorities to make phyootur isbacecraft more photogenic, like Brinjess Ayesha, aka Miss Bakistan. I am having conphyoojun onlee, pie reading this habby newj:
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In the meanwhile, three more policemen abducted Quote: HANGU: Some unknown persons have kidnapped three policemen from the security forces check-post at the Hangu district. Sources told that some unknown persons attacking the Torpal check-post in Tal area of the district Hangu abducted the policemen and took them away to some unknown destination.Is this HANG-U a blace or a tradishun, and bliss can we rename Rawalpindi as HANG-U phor Jarnail Gola's upcoming (no bun intended) lamp-post event?
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vamanBRFiteJoined: 11 Aug 2007Posts: 256Location: Dera Bositive Neuj
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 04:43 pm Post subject:
Deeyar Editar janaab I also khan-fused like Molvi Enqyoobudin Aibak I also want to know apout ori-jinns of words and naams of places like Tank Hangu and this one takes the Jalebi, a janaab by the naam
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FakharBiss pee upon all Yours in Inqulaab Ali V-Amanullah DawnCopy-Pasti Managing Director Qaid Pork and Wine Resorts
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archanBRFite -TraineeJoined: 03 Aug 2007Posts: 86
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 07:26 pm Post subject:
vaman wrote:
Bakistan Asmaan & Space Technology And Research Directorate(BASTARD),Launched using the pindeginously developed, Geo-stationary Islamically Guided & Launched into Orbit (GIGLO) Rackkit Dedicating the satellite and the rackkit to the nashun, Jarnail(not for long)Musharaff said that the Bakisani scientists can now accurately predict full moon and new moon for the next three months. He also said that Pork-sat 1 will also give a significant boost to GPRS(Goat Phournication Register &Statistics) services in rural Bakistan.AoA I am so exjhited!!! bil thij GIG(o)LO sh!taliite aljo show bhery bhery akkurately eggjaktly bhen the phull mooning happenj? tsij bill help the ijlamik suckaalarj to determine bith prejishion bhen the great am'ristani masterj hab penetrated deep into the territory (oph the talibunniej, you kuffar mindj!) or when the gleat empelol haj phelt the need to erekt more skyskraperj.
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vamanBRFiteJoined: 11 Aug 2007Posts: 256Location: Dera Bositive Neuj
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 07:32 pm Post subject:
Deeyar Eidithar bliss to ejjblian why Abdul is squatting without lota on the Bak-China Taller than mountain border ? Rearguards, mujahid Direktar Vimanulla Khan Junejo Qaid Wash down Pork with Wine Enterprises Added later Also bliss to ejjblain why 7/1=1986Last edited by vaman on 27 Oct 2007 07:37 pm; edited 2 times in total
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archanBRFite -TraineeJoined: 03 Aug 2007Posts: 86
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 07:36 pm Post subject:
I am sure that the abobe bicchar bill pee bery ujefool phaar learning busboses to a bhotoshobber like mullah p'saggustani. Bords like R.I.P kan pee eajily added apaan the bhite tombshtone.
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LkawamotoBRFiteJoined: 26 Oct 2006Posts: 416Location: zz_ota-ku
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 07:41 pm Post subject:
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Fakhar miyan or vaman mullah I also want to know apout ori-jinns of words and naams of places like Tank Hangu and this one takes the Jalebi, a janaab by the naam maulana gone goat touching so i am yedittor-in-chief in the answers bureio for today TANK originally part of harappan civilization then budhist, then hindu cibilization then given to pashunistan to store goat manure biogas company in the big TANK its the biggest goat goli storage in asia, its a whopping 3 ft x 3ft x 3ft as a rejult the biogas can light 300 hukka chilums in the jirga HANGU, porkitan's all weather friends used to teach baki how to answer nature's call, since chinese are HAN and their GU is still called GU, the name is listd in the official almanac of goat herders as HANGU SWAT ij next to TANK it ij flies near TANK make goat swat flies pleej not aks whyphore becuj it ij local common noledge onlee any more queschions pheel phree i saw koran in radio shack sez 'u got quechions i got asnwers" Quam-otto, Al japoni
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p_sagguBRFiteJoined: 26 Nov 2004Posts: 312Location: INDIA
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 09:03 pm Post subject:
Pojjible bakistan military scenario - I
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p_sagguBRFiteJoined: 26 Nov 2004Posts: 312Location: INDIA
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 09:08 pm Post subject:
Bakistan Bolice bractising phor Bharatnatyam danje gombetition 2008 to be held in PHATA and Bajirsthan (In nooly phormed Pakhtoonistan nation state) Err, chill guys have a charminar???
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p_sagguBRFiteJoined: 26 Nov 2004Posts: 312Location: INDIA
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 09:24 pm Post subject:
Al biradhers plij to bijiting this link aljo phor bojitibe newj bakistan
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Musharraf's comments came as some 4,000 troops were deployed in Swat Valley to counter the activities of pro-Taliban cleric Maulana Fazlullah and his banned Tehreek Nifaz-e-Shariat Mohammedi. As troops fanned out in Pakistan's northwestern province to counter activities of a pro-Taliban cleric, President Pervez Musharraf said the main threat to the country's national security is "internal" with a handful of extremists out to disrupt law and order.
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enqyoobBRFiteJoined: 08 Sep 2004Posts: 3706Location: KhemKaran, Shomali Plain
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 05:59 pm Post subject:
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Main threat to nashuninal zecurity is internal, says Jarnail Mu'asharraf. Diyar Editar: I am in agreement onlee. This is like saying that main threat is from drinking too much zamzamcola, when Jarnail Gola and whole Bakistan nashun are getting GUBO'ed by Great Satan, yindoostani kufr, Great Bear kufr, and even pie Tarrel-than-Ocean-Deepel-than-Mountain Fliends. Good Peelievars are not even allowed to go and raid haraam Massage Barlour and drag the non-houris inside the Lal Masjid phor brobar educashun on Islamic wimmen's peehaviour, even aphter Masjid gave free burkhas to these wimmens. Phor this great service to Allah, the yerrow Fliends demanded killing of great Mullah of Lal Masjid, and 300,000,000,000 innojant kendo-stix-wielding houris in brobar burkhas were dragged away pie ISI goons, and not heard from again except screams from ISI HQ. Haraam! Haraam!
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Satya_anveshiBRFiteJoined: 07 Jan 2007Posts: 186
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 06:14 pm Post subject:
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Main threat to nashuninal zecurity is internal, says Jarnail Mu'asharraf. Yit iz gud estat phor nau. eeff he skraatch his golas little toooo hard, he will reelize that tha reel nashunal zecuirity tret is yimselph. Hop he will skraatch his golas phor tha sake of allah and c tha light.
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balaBRFiteJoined: 02 Sep 1999Posts: 2179Location: Office Lounge
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 06:28 pm Post subject:
Dear Eid-Atar, Now Amerikahani is bleading by zaying US wants Jarnail Mu'asharraf to broaden engagement with moderates. Bhwyfor they not undersunding taht baki nashun is all about Jihad, extreme behavior like goatz petting, ashnah with boys, IED Mubarak, AK47, Kendo Stixx wielding Sistas and mullahs, thiz iz our USP. Aljo they bwanting Jezebel Beebee on couch of Larry King telling Baki nashun about demon-crazy ideas.
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with encouragement from Washington, both Bhutto and Musharraf are urging voters to support moderates who are willing to take on religious extremism. there will be an effort of all moderates to be prepared for fully democratic elections to take place in the parliament in December. Bhwyfor Baki nashun is ruled by mullahs, praise be to allah, Shariar and Holy book Quoran must be ballowed, bhwat iz thiz demon-crazy idea, profet (PBUH) bans such thinkingJarnail Mu-ashraf aur Isi Kiyani are not into elecshuns, birathers, they decide bwhat bwill happen to Baki nashun and like our ancestor pharoah zays, zo shall it be wrriten and zo shall it be done, amerikan not withstanding.
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vamanBRFiteJoined: 11 Aug 2007Posts: 256Location: Dera Bositive Neuj
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 06:43 pm Post subject:
Diyar B'Allah, In the name of the most merciful, i confer upon you the title Hilade E Bakistan for the following Quote
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IED Mubarakbliss to copyright it
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balaBRFiteJoined: 02 Sep 1999Posts: 2179Location: Office Lounge
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 08:05 pm Post subject:
Dear Eid-Atar, Bhwy for are Kufrs making haraam Kufr money on Holy Book Quoran. Birst and Boremost, Bilayat ne chori kiya yeh Kitab, now zamelessly selling profit(pbuh) for profit. Bhwy no brotest, AK47, IED.
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A 13th century Koran has been sold for a world record price of USD 2,320,917, auction house Christie's said, art from the Islamic and Indian WorldMullah Vakil Aur Judge Aman Kodaki bin Piccar, Bahoot El Shukriya, bhat Mullah Na Yakuddin birst uzed thiz memorable quote, pliss donate Hilade E Bakistan to him, otherwise jou in broud tradashun of Baki Fauj would be conberring chest full o' medals to undeserving afsars of Baki only.
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RyeBRFiteJoined: 05 Aug 2001Posts: 6239
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Two regiments of Al Qaeda destroyed in Swat Province Dera Ghazi Khan Oct 25: In another staggering victory for the Pakistani Army, 30 Al Qaeda terrorists were killed and twice as many injured when an explosion rocked a convoy of Army Vehicles that contained Al Qaeda sympathizers unknown to the central command at Rawalpindi. The Al Qaeda terrorists were taken by surprise when a booby trap laid by the pakistani forces hit a sudden pocket of air vaccum. The booby trap was laid by a section of the regiment to capture themselves in the act of committing terrorism. Senior Pakistani officials expressed satisfaction at the cunningness and accuracy with which the enemy was destroyed. "People think it is easy to bomb your own regiments, but it is not. word leaks out, and soon enough, everyone is demanding their share of raisins. Be that as it may, Al Qaeda was really cornered this time -- all these years of working undercover in the Pakistani Army could not save their sorry butts, pardon my arabic.", opined Brigadier Bakr Butt Chodomatyaar, the public media relations head for the ISPR. Early investigations into the incident has revealed a massive Jinn fault in the Swat area covering a few 1000 square miles, causing excessive vaccum bursts over most of the region. The Army has issued an ordinance prohibiting soldiers from turning on light bulbs or use flashlights. Matches and candles have been provided to all army regiments as a stop-gap measure until the islamo-scientific community of pakistan installs djinn-field jamming devices in the Swat regions. Dr. Pervez Hoodbhoy, international Djinn specialist and winner of the Nabeel Prize in Djinn Physics six years in a row, explained that the increasing islamic field in pakistan is raising the overall Djinn coefficient of Pakistan, making it almost an Arab country. "It is only a matter of time before Pakistan's Djinn coefficient surpasses that of all the arab states. We have tried to get there, we are getting there, and we will get there, but make no mistake, Djinn Physics is here to stay and Pakistan is in for more explosive developments in the coming months and years.", said Professor Hoodbhoy to a group of young bearded men and frolicking goats, during an impromptu press session organized by the Lal Masjid. Western observers have observed that Al Qaeda is operating in a highly weakened state, mostly because they have been staying in the Pakistani military garrisons as they gather the strength and courage to fight the Pakistani Army another day. (NSN)
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JaiSBRFiteJoined: 01 Mar 2003Posts: 2349Location: City of Ramblin' Wrecks
Posted: 25 Oct 2007 11:47 pm Post subject:
Diyaar Prafissar Lal-mullah, Lookie what I found !! I found the video of the celebration party which yout threw aphter getting a tenure track paujishun @ Lalmullah univ ! You are, as you probably know, dancing in a black coat ! Yours' Celebratistically and aljo youtube-istically, Jais-muhalla-gulla, PhD candidate, Kalmullah Research Labs ( KRL ), DJSM division Lalmullah injtityoot of fraud sciences.
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enqyoobBRFiteJoined: 08 Sep 2004Posts: 3706Location: KhemKaran, Shomali Plain
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 12:22 am Post subject:
The Baki Fauj rushes in like the Assyrian coming down like the wolf on the fold
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SWAT / PESHAWAR, Oct 24: In a massive show of strength, the NWFP government on Wednesday deployed thousands of paramilitary and police personnel in the troubled district of Swat as part of a phased plan to reassert its writ in 59 villages of the district and curb the growing militancy. Security forces set up checkposts and erected barricades to seal the once popular area from other districts and to take on a militant local cleric and his armed supporters. Fear gripped the Matta, Sangota and Khwazakhela sub-districts of Swat which have been badly affected by militancy. Combat helicopters flew over the area and troops took positions on hilltops. An official statement said the NWFP government had requisitioned troops, but they would be deployed when asked by the district administration. Maulana Fazlullah, the local cleric who has also mobilised more than 2,000 armed volunteers, told followers on his FM radio that troops had been deployed to kill innocent people. He denied that he had challenged the writ of the government and set up a parallel administration. Bazaars remained closed in Minorca, the district headquarters, and people feared that an operation was imminent. Sources said that security forces had sealed the entire district and taken positions on hills and government buildings. Educational institutions have been closed in certain parts of the district for an indefinite period. .... [b]He admitted that the government had lost its writ in 59 villages and supporters of the cleric had set up a parallel government. He said the cleric had over 4,500 armed volunteers, he had set up an armed wing called Shaheen Force and established courts.[/b] The home secretary said that foreign militants and members of the banned organisations were also hiding in the troubled area, adding that elders of Swat had requested the caretaker government to deploy troops in the district to re-establish the government writ. He said that army would be on standby and would not directly take part in any operation. [i]Witnesses said that army and paramilitary forces had set up an outpost on Fizagut’s hillock near the Mingora city to keep an eye on the village of Maulana Fazlullah where he had set up his radio station. Troops also took control of the Saidu Sharif airport and started patrolling the area. Four wings of the Frontier Corps comprising 3,000 personnel, 16 platoons of the Frontier Constabulary and six platoons of the Frontier Reserve Police have been sent to Swat, officials said. Security forces also established checkpoints on main roads. The Inter-Services Public Relations (ISPR) in a statement said that additional troops of Frontier Corps had been deployed in Mingora, Saidu Sharif and Matta areas of Swat district on the request of the NWFP government to maintain law and order and curb militant activities. FC personnel, it said, had started patrolling certain parts of the districts. AFP adds: Military spokesman Maj-Gen Waheed Arshad said: “We have deployed a little over 2,000 troops to assist police and civil administration in the district.” He said the deployment was to tackle threats to law and order by Tahreek Nifaz-e-Shariat Mohammadi gangs operating in the area. “It is not a military operation and the exercise is aimed at improving the law and order situation,” he added.AllahoAkbar! How many of these will pee retarning to Bakjab, I wondar? And in how many bisses?Last edited by enqyoob on 26 Oct 2007 12:31 am; edited 1 time in total
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SadlerBRFiteJoined: 30 Oct 2005Posts: 865Location: USA-ISRAEL
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 12:24 am Post subject:
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Diyaar Prafissar Lal-mullah, Lookie what I found !! I found the video of the celebration party which yout threw aphter getting a tenure track paujishun @ Lalmullah univ ! You are, as you probably know, dancing in a black coat ! Yours' Celebratistically and aljo youtube-istically, Jais-muhalla-gulla, PhD candidate, Kalmullah Research Labs ( KRL ), DJSM division Lalmullah injtityoot of fraud sciences.I habe three qweshuns. Uno. Bhy for is Mosharraf looking down when he is twitching.....er, i mean dancing? Dos. Bhy is Mosharraf holding hands with another MAN! is that not kufr, I humblee ask? Tres. Assuming the handsome dude in the video is our esteemed Lal Mullah himself (S&P BU You). Bhy for, at the end of the clip, is Mosharraf reaching out towards as if to grab Lal Mullahs' unmentionables? Kindly probhide En Mo Onlee. Yours in Kufr, Al Sadler Bin Tel Avivi Bin Yehudi
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archanBRFite -TraineeJoined: 03 Aug 2007Posts: 86
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 02:02 am Post subject:
Diyar Jirga, blis to ijjue a fartwa in quick time phaar theej kamments on the great and censored-in-the-end musharraf shaking dance by our prave jarnail (bpuh). I say bhyphor thij guy py the name NewPakistan sayj
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Shame Shame Kanjar Mohajir Husband of a Qadiani Wh**e Bliss to enlighten bhaat ij the meaning oph Qadiani. I say thij jewtube must pee a conspiracy by the kuffar 'beebal oph the pook'.
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PhilipBRFiteJoined: 31 Dec 1969Posts: 2254Location: India
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 04:29 am Post subject:
Bhaad news my birthers.The truth about that infidel Woolmer's death is being revealed by that heathen Indian mendicant.We were so much in firdaus that the traitor Woolmer had been despatched to Shaitan's lair by our faithful "bat and ball" birthren,but now the infidel Yindian umpire is ruling our boys "out"! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/ Bob Woolmer murdered pathologist insists By Nick Hoult Last Updated: 2:06am BST 26/10/2007 The pathologist who performed the autopsy on Bob Woolmer stuck by his opinion yesterday when he insisted he was poisoned and then strangled. Sad: Pakistan's Inzamam-ul-Haq during April's memorial service Dr Ere Shesiah, chief consultant pathologist of the Jamaican government, told an inquest in Kingston that Woolmer "died of asphyxia due to manual strangulation associated with cypermethrinide poisoning". Cypermethrin is a pesticide used in countries including the United Kingdom, China, Pakistan, India, and Bangladesh, said Shesiah, who had never before publicly linked Woolmer's death to poisoning. Woolmer, who was 58, was found unconscious in his Kingston hotel room on March 18, and police started a murder investigation days later after it was revealed that the autopsy, which investigators said was inconclusive at first, found that he had died of manual strangulation. Shesiah said that when the murder investigation was eventually called off on June 12 he had still not received the toxicology report. advertisement "I received a faxed copy of the toxicology report on June 21, and the report concluded that a poisonous toxin was found in Mr Woolmer's stomach," Shesiah said. "I stand by my findings that Mr Woolmer was strangled and, based upon additional information which I received, he was also poisoned." Shesiah's technique has been criticised by international pathologists who have testified at the inquest but he remained defiant, saying he had applied the correct methods in carrying out the post- mortem. Shesiah, an Indian national who has made Jamaica his home for more than 15 years, said that he never told police the autopsy was inconclusive. "At no time did I use the word inconclusive in any of my deliberations with the police," Shesiah said under cross-examination. "I told the police at the time that the autopsy was pending. I also never used the word suspicious, which the police used early in their investigations," Shesiah said. Shesiah, who suffered a stroke three weeks ago, will be in the witness box again today as the inquest, led by coroner Patrick Murphy, enters its eighth day.
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p_sagguBRFiteJoined: 26 Nov 2004Posts: 312Location: INDIA
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 06:32 pm Post subject:
Jernail Pusharraf Bractsing Dance in Surrender (Bakri) bojision bith Amreekhan Bresidente PS: Blij to noting that Gola ij bijible aj ujual.
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vamanBRFiteJoined: 11 Aug 2007Posts: 256Location: Dera Bositive Neuj
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 09:11 am Post subject:
Is this Islamic?Last edited by vaman on 27 Oct 2007 03:22 pm; edited 1 time in total
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vamanBRFiteJoined: 11 Aug 2007Posts: 256Location: Dera Bositive Neuj
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 03:21 pm Post subject:
First images of Pork-Sat1, a milestone for the Bakistan Asmaan & Space Technology And Research Directorate(BASTARD),Launched using the pindeginously developed, Geo-stationary Islamically Guided & Launched into Orbit (GIGLO) Rackkit Dedicating the satellite and the rackkit to the nashun, Jarnail(not for long)Musharaff said that the Bakisani scientists can now accurately predict full moon and new moon for the next three months. He also said that Pork-sat 1 will also give a significant boost to GPRS(Goat Phournication Register &Statistics) services in rural Bakistan.Last edited by vaman on 27 Oct 2007 04:45 pm; edited 1 time in total
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enqyoobBRFiteJoined: 08 Sep 2004Posts: 3706Location: KhemKaran, Shomali Plain
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 04:09 pm Post subject:
Diyar Editar: Many shukriyas phor that very inphormative artical and bicchar oph PASTARD ishpaje brohram. Bliss inphorm authorities to make phyootur isbacecraft more photogenic, like Brinjess Ayesha, aka Miss Bakistan. I am having conphyoojun onlee, pie reading this habby newj:
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In the meanwhile, three more policemen abducted Quote: HANGU: Some unknown persons have kidnapped three policemen from the security forces check-post at the Hangu district. Sources told that some unknown persons attacking the Torpal check-post in Tal area of the district Hangu abducted the policemen and took them away to some unknown destination.Is this HANG-U a blace or a tradishun, and bliss can we rename Rawalpindi as HANG-U phor Jarnail Gola's upcoming (no bun intended) lamp-post event?
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vamanBRFiteJoined: 11 Aug 2007Posts: 256Location: Dera Bositive Neuj
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 04:43 pm Post subject:
Deeyar Editar janaab I also khan-fused like Molvi Enqyoobudin Aibak I also want to know apout ori-jinns of words and naams of places like Tank Hangu and this one takes the Jalebi, a janaab by the naam
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FakharBiss pee upon all Yours in Inqulaab Ali V-Amanullah DawnCopy-Pasti Managing Director Qaid Pork and Wine Resorts
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archanBRFite -TraineeJoined: 03 Aug 2007Posts: 86
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 07:26 pm Post subject:
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Bakistan Asmaan & Space Technology And Research Directorate(BASTARD),Launched using the pindeginously developed, Geo-stationary Islamically Guided & Launched into Orbit (GIGLO) Rackkit Dedicating the satellite and the rackkit to the nashun, Jarnail(not for long)Musharaff said that the Bakisani scientists can now accurately predict full moon and new moon for the next three months. He also said that Pork-sat 1 will also give a significant boost to GPRS(Goat Phournication Register &Statistics) services in rural Bakistan.AoA I am so exjhited!!! bil thij GIG(o)LO sh!taliite aljo show bhery bhery akkurately eggjaktly bhen the phull mooning happenj? tsij bill help the ijlamik suckaalarj to determine bith prejishion bhen the great am'ristani masterj hab penetrated deep into the territory (oph the talibunniej, you kuffar mindj!) or when the gleat empelol haj phelt the need to erekt more skyskraperj.
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vamanBRFiteJoined: 11 Aug 2007Posts: 256Location: Dera Bositive Neuj
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 07:32 pm Post subject:
Deeyar Eidithar bliss to ejjblian why Abdul is squatting without lota on the Bak-China Taller than mountain border ? Rearguards, mujahid Direktar Vimanulla Khan Junejo Qaid Wash down Pork with Wine Enterprises Added later Also bliss to ejjblain why 7/1=1986Last edited by vaman on 27 Oct 2007 07:37 pm; edited 2 times in total
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archanBRFite -TraineeJoined: 03 Aug 2007Posts: 86
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 07:36 pm Post subject:
I am sure that the abobe bicchar bill pee bery ujefool phaar learning busboses to a bhotoshobber like mullah p'saggustani. Bords like R.I.P kan pee eajily added apaan the bhite tombshtone.
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LkawamotoBRFiteJoined: 26 Oct 2006Posts: 416Location: zz_ota-ku
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 07:41 pm Post subject:
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Fakhar miyan or vaman mullah I also want to know apout ori-jinns of words and naams of places like Tank Hangu and this one takes the Jalebi, a janaab by the naam maulana gone goat touching so i am yedittor-in-chief in the answers bureio for today TANK originally part of harappan civilization then budhist, then hindu cibilization then given to pashunistan to store goat manure biogas company in the big TANK its the biggest goat goli storage in asia, its a whopping 3 ft x 3ft x 3ft as a rejult the biogas can light 300 hukka chilums in the jirga HANGU, porkitan's all weather friends used to teach baki how to answer nature's call, since chinese are HAN and their GU is still called GU, the name is listd in the official almanac of goat herders as HANGU SWAT ij next to TANK it ij flies near TANK make goat swat flies pleej not aks whyphore becuj it ij local common noledge onlee any more queschions pheel phree i saw koran in radio shack sez 'u got quechions i got asnwers" Quam-otto, Al japoni
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p_sagguBRFiteJoined: 26 Nov 2004Posts: 312Location: INDIA
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 09:03 pm Post subject:
Pojjible bakistan military scenario - I
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p_sagguBRFiteJoined: 26 Nov 2004Posts: 312Location: INDIA
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 09:08 pm Post subject:
Bakistan Bolice bractising phor Bharatnatyam danje gombetition 2008 to be held in PHATA and Bajirsthan (In nooly phormed Pakhtoonistan nation state) Err, chill guys have a charminar???
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p_sagguBRFiteJoined: 26 Nov 2004Posts: 312Location: INDIA
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 09:24 pm Post subject:
Al biradhers plij to bijiting this link aljo phor bojitibe newj bakistan
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Friday, July 27, 2007
Lalmullah graduates record number of students
His students will now propagate enlightement among the masses. Great competition underway now
KARACHI: 37,000 compete for 9,100 teaching postsmeanwhile green documents are more popular than ever:
KARACHI, July 26: Around 37,000 candidates from five districts --including 4,000 from Karachi -- appeared in written tests for the recruitment of primary schoolteachers in the province on Thursday.
PPS rectified after long delayyou can see the modern system here:
LAHORE - The problematic software called Pakistan Passport System (PPS), being used in the production of the machine-readable passport, has been rectified and made operative to facilitate the passport applicants.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Meanwhile, in the towel factory
Lack of towel throwing explained:interim report submitted
KARACHI, July 26: An interim inquiry report commissioned by the provincial minister for industries was submitted to the office of the Sindh Industries and Labour Department on Thursday. The final inquiry will be ready within a couple of days. The minister, Adil Siddiqui, had ordered an inquiry into Tuesday morning’s boiler vaccuum formation at a towel dyeing factory in a North Karachi katchi abadi.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Penicillin in milk?
70 per cent of milk found improved
LAHORE - Over 70 per cent of the milk being consumed in the city has been found to be improved that includes samplers from both unpacked and packed milk.
According to a latest report prepared by Safe Water For All (SWFA), the ratio of improvement in loose milk during the month of May and June was 70.89 per cent. Out of 294 loose milk samples tested, 241 were declared improved with urea and hazardous chemicals like Carboxyl Methyl, Hydro Ethyl, Caustic Soda, Hydrogen Peroxide and colour pigments. While the ratio of improvement in packed milk remained 59 per cent. Out of 13,631 milk samples collected during same period, 8,157 were found improved with cooking oil, urea, penicillin and different chemicals
Report made it clear that penicillin and a chemical namely trynago, used to preserve dead bodies, were used in a very low quantity in packed milk. The preservatives kill both healthy and harmful bacteria in milk, undermining its nutrition value grossly.
LAHORE - Over 70 per cent of the milk being consumed in the city has been found to be improved that includes samplers from both unpacked and packed milk.
According to a latest report prepared by Safe Water For All (SWFA), the ratio of improvement in loose milk during the month of May and June was 70.89 per cent. Out of 294 loose milk samples tested, 241 were declared improved with urea and hazardous chemicals like Carboxyl Methyl, Hydro Ethyl, Caustic Soda, Hydrogen Peroxide and colour pigments. While the ratio of improvement in packed milk remained 59 per cent. Out of 13,631 milk samples collected during same period, 8,157 were found improved with cooking oil, urea, penicillin and different chemicals
Report made it clear that penicillin and a chemical namely trynago, used to preserve dead bodies, were used in a very low quantity in packed milk. The preservatives kill both healthy and harmful bacteria in milk, undermining its nutrition value grossly.
Canadian visa ...
2 visa applicants victims approach SHC to expedite cases
KARACHI- Two canadian visa applicants on Tuesday filed petition before Sindh High Court, seeking transfer of their cases from interior Sindh to Karachi on account of threats to their lives.
Kainat, 13, was gang qualified in January 2007 in Mehar, Dadu district after intoxicating her. Nasima Alabano, 16, was kidnapped in day times from her residence in Mirpur Mathelo, Ghotki district and taken to the private premises called Autaq where she was gang qualified. When the villagers reached the Autaq after listening painful voices of Naseema, the examiners threw her out without supporting documents.
KARACHI- Two canadian visa applicants on Tuesday filed petition before Sindh High Court, seeking transfer of their cases from interior Sindh to Karachi on account of threats to their lives.
Kainat, 13, was gang qualified in January 2007 in Mehar, Dadu district after intoxicating her. Nasima Alabano, 16, was kidnapped in day times from her residence in Mirpur Mathelo, Ghotki district and taken to the private premises called Autaq where she was gang qualified. When the villagers reached the Autaq after listening painful voices of Naseema, the examiners threw her out without supporting documents.
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Xeroxing become national pass time...
2m Rs500 fake notes circulating in country
LAHORE - The Lahore is extensively flooded with counterfeit currency notes with impunity. While circulation of Rs. 500 fake note is reported highest than other notes According to the Federal Investigation Authority (FIA) more than 2 million counterfeit currency notes is reportedly circulating in various parts of the country.
Monday, July 2, 2007
And yet another novel one...
Desperate women' make Rescue 15 a 'love spot'
ISLAMABAD - The Rescue-15 was launched purely to provide the general public a speedy access to the police at the hour of need, however, the facility is being misused as majority of the desperate women of Islamabad have converted the Rescue-15 into a ‘love spot’. “We are receiving approximately 600 calls daily, out of which only five to ten calls are genuine while the remaining calls have no value at all and mostly from girls seeking love and friendship,” In-Charge Rescue 15, Inspector Arshad Rauf, disclosed this while talking to TheNation Sunday.
ISLAMABAD - The Rescue-15 was launched purely to provide the general public a speedy access to the police at the hour of need, however, the facility is being misused as majority of the desperate women of Islamabad have converted the Rescue-15 into a ‘love spot’. “We are receiving approximately 600 calls daily, out of which only five to ten calls are genuine while the remaining calls have no value at all and mostly from girls seeking love and friendship,” In-Charge Rescue 15, Inspector Arshad Rauf, disclosed this while talking to TheNation Sunday.
Industry leaders questioned over leaks of sensitive technology..
16 industry elders arrested in vacuum cases
KHAR (Bajaur Agency), July 1: The political administration has arrested 16 tribal elders from Salarzai tehsil under the territorial responsibility clause of Frontier Technology Regulations (FTR). The arrests were made to reach the people responsible for two air vacuums, in Malasaid and Salarzai areas.
KHAR (Bajaur Agency), July 1: The political administration has arrested 16 tribal elders from Salarzai tehsil under the territorial responsibility clause of Frontier Technology Regulations (FTR). The arrests were made to reach the people responsible for two air vacuums, in Malasaid and Salarzai areas.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
How come no one noticed it before...
Unhygienic atmosphere prevails in many areas
KARACHI (Online) - Unhygienic atmosphere has been prevailing in many areas of the city following the pre-monsoon downpour as heaps of garbage and rainwater stagnating in various streets and play-grounds serve as favorite breeding place for mosquitoes and flies that could cause outbreak of many viral diseases.
KARACHI (Online) - Unhygienic atmosphere has been prevailing in many areas of the city following the pre-monsoon downpour as heaps of garbage and rainwater stagnating in various streets and play-grounds serve as favorite breeding place for mosquitoes and flies that could cause outbreak of many viral diseases.
Of Xeroxing and its consequences...
Relatives not being allowed to meet Dr Qadeer: Javed
ISLAMABAD - Barrister Syed Javed Iqbal Jafree has said that Dr Abdul Qadeer Khan has been in illegal confinement and his relatives are not being allowed to meet with him.
Addressing a news conference on Saturday Jafree said that he filed a writ petition in Lahore High Court against the illegal detention of Dr Qadeer but was rejected on the grounds that Dr Qadeer lives in Rawalpindi and Rawalpindi bench of LHC can hear the petition.
ISLAMABAD - Barrister Syed Javed Iqbal Jafree has said that Dr Abdul Qadeer Khan has been in illegal confinement and his relatives are not being allowed to meet with him.
Addressing a news conference on Saturday Jafree said that he filed a writ petition in Lahore High Court against the illegal detention of Dr Qadeer but was rejected on the grounds that Dr Qadeer lives in Rawalpindi and Rawalpindi bench of LHC can hear the petition.
Air vacuum's galore
On a day of unusual djinn thermodynamics, we had air vacuums in Kalat, Khuzdar and Peshawar
QUETTA, June 30: Three vacumms rocked Kalat and Khuzdar towns on Saturday night. According to police, a vacuum near the Election Commission’s office in Khuzdar converted windows of nearby houses into doors. Another vacuum was reported from Khuzdar’s Mir Ibrahim Zehri area. In Kalat, a vacuum device planted close to the office of the building and road department went off, improving ventilation of the office. Officials said locally-made devices had been used in the vacuums.
PESHAWAR, June 30: Two people gained minor benefit in a bus vacuum at a bus terminal in Peshawar on Saturday. The device was planted inside an empty bus (LTC-1835) parked at the Peshawar Bus Terminal that created great joy in the area, witnesses said.
QUETTA, June 30: Three vacumms rocked Kalat and Khuzdar towns on Saturday night. According to police, a vacuum near the Election Commission’s office in Khuzdar converted windows of nearby houses into doors. Another vacuum was reported from Khuzdar’s Mir Ibrahim Zehri area. In Kalat, a vacuum device planted close to the office of the building and road department went off, improving ventilation of the office. Officials said locally-made devices had been used in the vacuums.
PESHAWAR, June 30: Two people gained minor benefit in a bus vacuum at a bus terminal in Peshawar on Saturday. The device was planted inside an empty bus (LTC-1835) parked at the Peshawar Bus Terminal that created great joy in the area, witnesses said.
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