Friday, January 22, 2010

Yai Pea Yell - 3

AoA
last few dins hape been very grat kirkitwise,
TB(Team Bakistan not Tubercuolosis)had helped
TI from reigning long yat numper one, yand donated
a Test series to Gora clones, then absolutely
refused playing in Yai Pea Yell-3, much to the
discomphart oph ebil Bhartiyas and great mirth
oph pious Bakistan. Since a poetry is norm when
happy, pesh hai

The embers of anger,
Of ruthless exploitation,
The impotent anger arising
Of perennial nashunal bird dropping
Of crimes and commissions
Of the political masters
Is simmering slow
As the mussarraf is aglow
With Cricket's IPL-3 Show

The burns really hurt
After the last bid was over,
When the pangs of hunger
Returns with as vengeance,
And the moojahids surrenders
To the silence of terror
And life limps on
Without even the leftovers
Of the bountiful IPL-3 oppressors.

Salam.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Nashunal Bird

By the Plyons of the Nashunal Bird tossed
From the Wings where she fly under the Sun
Flew the Mijjile
To the kave where daylight is lost,
So it flew from the light of the Sun
And alone!

Oh Thou Who hast builded the Natshunal Bird,
Oh Thou Who hast lighted its Injin,
Oh Thou Who hast darkened the Kave,
Judge Thou
The sin of the Mijjile that was hurled
By the Natshunal Bird from the Plyons on the Wings,
As Moojahids sinks in the mire of the darkened Kave,
Even now--even now--even now!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

OOOO! Bakistan

Bakistan is a wonderful Place,
where from moojahids get fame.
Some nonWKKs watching are tense,
When they see the moojahids hit the switch to Vakum plast.
Some WKKs buy tickets,
To embrace the Moojahids getting their raisns.
There is a AdM who works hard to concentrate,
Then there are Maulanas who tries to make him frustrate.
There was an Amir who always made the right decision,
To help Moojahids who are out to accomplish a mission.
But these days there is a lot of chaos in Bakistan,
Because the Moojahids deliberately tread on the toes.
I hope Amir is returned sincerely,
So that everyone can live it happily.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Pakistan beats Central African Repblic and wins Boxing Trophy...

Pakistan beats Central African Repblic and wins Boxing Trophy...
Nine more additions to pakistan iyat.




PAKISTAN, Karachi : Boxers from the Central African Republic and Cameroon pray during a conversion ceremony from Christianity to Islam in Karachi on January 5, 2010. Nine African boxers converted to Islam on the sidelines of an international boxing tournament in Pakistan on January 5, saying they were impressed by the humanity and righteous ways of the religion. The boxers flew to Karachi to compete in the contest named after Pakistan's assassinated former prime minister Benazir Bhutto and drawing participants from 20 countries around the world. AFP PHOTO/ ASIF HASSAN

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Benis Khapayy!!



Diyar Mullaj and Mujahids,
Rapid IED muparaks in Benistan annexxe haj caused many mujahids to become gayab.
Bhat in the name of Allah haj the situashun come to? Boor state of Bakistan now mirrors boor state of Benistan.

Grand mullahs Shreeman and Amir E hab been long lapata. They must have gone to FATA.
No neuj of many biraders. They must have gone to Gwadar.
Aj a rejult, Benistan has become like Liaqat Ali gate displayed oopar tasvir.
In Bakistan, everydin Zardari das perceni says "Bakistan khapay", "Cash amir khappay" this khapay , that khapay. Bhy for mujahids with valid vija have deserted Benis and plog?