James Baithulla 007

Cousin e Royale

Bredator-e-Drone-a-Charya are coming

Mullah Gadhan,

Joo pring some deadly neuj. Ij the houri in this neuj ahter our id-e-ntity:

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=8359356

Theej are bhery khatarnaak timej phor Mullahs. Blij to convene phor Shura in Cave Numper 420.

Appeal.

Diyar all,
AoA
Asslamalaykum,

Todin i got a daak-e-bijjli asking apout
residents maulanas yand Amirs yand Ayotollahs.

Now iph eet was apout ayeshas, eet would hape been
narmal. Eet asksj sekrets, which eye say eej
blasphemous!!!!
pliss to issue broper fatwa.

List-e-twittur!

Aao tweet karein:

http://twitter.com/Al_Okullah
http://twitter.com/inekuddin
http://twitter.com/nayakuddin
http://twitter.com/apdul
http://twitter.com/Gubomaster <-- Armitaraj? Breadtor? http://twitter.com/napaki
http://twitter.com/Abdulsaleemgad
http://twitter.com/lalbrofessor

Aljo phollow:

motorhams:

http://twitter.com/naveenaqvi (Babe-e-neuj)
http://twitter.com/marvi_memon (hubba hubba)

Technalajee-e-tweet

Salaams Piratherj,

A little chidiya sat on my shoulder and bolo tweet tweet.

Ujing thij new techn-e-lajee ij the fatwa-e-LMU.

Subhanallah! Blij to tweet Al_Okullah aljo. Mullah Wahamullah ij imprejjed.

LMU moves to social media

NSN: Unconfirmed reports are coming in that with enlightened moderation and lightbulb insertion being practiced at the LMU campus, the LMU faculty, including the dean himself have decided to try out the latest in social revolutionary technlogies: Twitter. Being great twits themselves, this is but a natural extension of their talent. LMU faculty hope to spread their knowledge, personal thoughts and fatwas far and wide using this mechanism.

One may find the dean's twitter stream at:

http://twitter.com/lalbrofessor

His other streams and emissions are captured by his devoted students.

NSN, Tall, Fair and Upright reporting, bring you only the best, if only in 140 characters.