AeroIndia 2007 fails to excite Pakistan

AeroIndia 2007 fails to excite Pakistan
NSN Bangalore, Feb 9.: In an event that is considered by pakistanis as the pinnacle of India's military excitement, delegates from Pakistan remained less than impressed with what they consider India's stageshow to impress western countries.

"Pakistan, as you know, is set to manufacture the JF-17 aircraft that was developed with assistance from some other countries. In fact, if you note the comparison between the IAF and PAF planes, you would note that the exhaust vents are much more cleaner and smaller than the Indian vents. Besides, the Indian aircraft lacks the kind of dignity one expects in a Pakistani Plane.", explained Brigadier Bakr Butt Chodomatyaar, who lead the Pakistani delegation that came prepared to pour scorn on India's aircraft.

Other Pakistani experts were not so kind to India's achievements and were dismissive of India's achievements. Colonel Mehboob Bakr Butt opined: "We have noted all these items on display in the show, and we are not impressed. Has anyone here seen the Sitara Mark V? It is a marvel of Islamic Engineering, and soon, we will be fitting a light jet engine. The introduction of Pakistan's new light Aircraft, the Aero-Sitara (Codenamed: ChickennHawk) will make its debut in the upcoming AeroPakistan 2007 exhibition." (Editorial note: Pakistan's Annual Kiteflying Festival was renamed AeroPakistan by General Musharraf last year in an attempt to reel in more Pakistani talent in Aeronautics)


NSN was unable to get the Pakistani delegation to commit to their recent achievements in Pakistani Aeronautics, though rumours abound that Pakistan has been training warrior pigeons that strap themselves with explosives and throw themselves at the enemy. The Pakistani delegation was a disciplined bunch except for the minor incident involving an innocent goat from a nearby village and its irate owner, local cattle farmer Mr. Dodde Krishnakumar. In keeping with local hospitality traditions, Mr. Krishnakumar decided to not press charges to avoid an international incident.

--NSN Staff Report

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