Xeroxing become national pass time...

2m Rs500 fake notes circulating in country
LAHORE - The Lahore is extensively flooded with counterfeit currency notes with impunity. While circulation of Rs. 500 fake note is reported highest than other notes According to the Federal Investigation Authority (FIA) more than 2 million counterfeit currency notes is reportedly circulating in various parts of the country.

Of Xeroxing and its consequences...

Relatives not being allowed to meet Dr Qadeer: Javed
ISLAMABAD - Barrister Syed Javed Iqbal Jafree has said that Dr Abdul Qadeer Khan has been in illegal confinement and his relatives are not being allowed to meet with him.
Addressing a news conference on Saturday Jafree said that he filed a writ petition in Lahore High Court against the illegal detention of Dr Qadeer but was rejected on the grounds that Dr Qadeer lives in Rawalpindi and Rawalpindi bench of LHC can hear the petition.

Disbatch from a field reborter

Pealoveds, thank you bhor your kind attenshun. Aj you know so well I waj quickly vakashuned in the last resort of the sheikhs due to konsbiracies of sertain nefarious alements. I have successbhully dephanded the honor of the bhatherland and returned viktorious abhter being bronounced innocant. Not even satan himsalbh could lay a bhinger on the salbh of the chojen beebles.

I am therebhore reborting back to my bost in Beshawar since the Pindi bost haj been already alloted to other corrasbondant.

Here is some internashunal newj bhrom my travels:

1. Pakistan improves its defenses with new alliance: Agency report.

2. New gateways to Europe open, air services proposed: Agency report.

3. Additional awards sought for Dr. AQ Khan for making defenses impregnable: Agency report