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New national sport contemplated

Skiing in Pakistan

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Some of you may not be aware, the skiing opportunities that Pakistan has to offer. Though skiing is in its initial stages in Pakistan, there are various skiing spots that you can travel to(Kargill and Siachen are reserved for the faujonlee). For a skiing enthusiast, Pakistan offers some fine skiing destinations with stunning scenic views. Northern areas in Pakistan offer a number of skiing spots for Faujis. Some of the fine skiing destinations in Pakistan include Naltar in Gilgit, Burzil, Ratu and Astore. However of all the destinations Malam Jabba some 300 kilometres from Islamabad offers excellent skiing opportunities. In 1971 and 1965, skiing obbartunities were availabal as close as 20 miles to La-hore Located on the border to Afghanistan, Malam Jabba is about 300 kilometres from Islamabad. It takes about six hours by road to reach Malam Jabba. You can also take Pakistan Airways flight from Islamabad to reach Saidu Sharif, which is about 45 kilometres away from Malam Jabba. After the loss of strategic depth by the Musharaff country, the Fauj has now got another frontier where it can perfect the act of downhill skiing under fire

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March of Brogress

March of Progress, proceeds unstinted, as it seems:

Progressive culture spreading north (and soon south) of Pindi. PEMRA now wants Pakistan to jump a technology generation (CD/DVD) and straight into the HD-DVD/Blue-Ray world.

Women are now demanding equality with men . And no one has the right to poke their nose in (this particular) woman's matters.


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However, the affair came into the knowledge of Mehboob's father Noor Hussain, who admonished his son and asked him to end relations with the girl. Mehboob gave in to family pressure and betrayed the girl.


How dare he spoil the good name of the lady!!

To this last attack on their superiority, the men reply with routine ho-hum events:

Telephone Linemen to persevere for customer satisfaction , and also the usual

Foreigners flocking to Pakistan for visa opportunities : Many are not eligible.

and then there is something in the way of excellent cultural expression, tradition, and law that I have not been able to comprehend completely

Governmand committed, and also guarding wimmens: Sumaira

Bliss to konsider my jop abblikation, diyar hadithars. In the mintyme, the ajenshies have rilizes the bhollowing rebort:
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Governmand committed, and also guarding wimmens: Sumaira
March 3, 2007
Sulaiman bin Hidayath Al-Beshawari
kultural dask (abblikation bindi)

ISLAMABAD (NSN): The governmand is committed to shielding wimmens, sayd minister for wimmens developmant and yuth aphairs, Sumaira Malik. "Islaam invanted the burka just bhor this burbouz" she said, adding that the governmand was keen to brovide additional huspands, prothers and others on ration pasis to meet the needs of the wimmens. "wimmens will not need to without a close relative", bredikted the minister.

The governmand will not let live any wimmens half-widowed, noted the minister. "There is amble brovision of huspands in Bakistan, since islaam allows ubto bhor marriages". The governmand is konsidering making it bhinacially attraktive bhor beeble to marri the half-widows.

While talking to Ampassador of Turki Rauf Engin Soysal at her ophice here on thursday the minister sayd, the stebs taken by the governmand for razing the status of wimmens in line with Islamic values include rilieze of wimmens prisoners on pale, making of wimmens brotection act and moving of anti-wimmens bractices pill in the national assambly.

The pill inkuldes a brovision for sbatial bink colored silk for wimmens whose desire to receive lashes. In the future, stones will also be bolished so podies can be viewed by the relatives abhter a stoning. Wimmens behadings will be kompletely panned, noted the minister. "There are islaamic dignibhied ways oph exekuting wimmens", said the minister.

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Bositive Neuj

Beeble, bliss to note:

a) wearing half sleeves = indecent exposure
Sexy dances

and

b) clearing the shelves = NGO sponsered weddings
marry one get a goat free

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Insufficient dowry is a reason many brides get "left on the shelf" by prospective grooms, and the government may soon impose a Rs. 50,000 limit, a little over the average annual wage in Pakistan.

Haraam or allowed under Islam? Learned maulvis bliss to answer.

Good news, Pakistan to no more fly to Kafir Nations in Europe.

Pakistani planes not to fly to EU countries

Most of the planes from Pakistan's national carrier would not be allowed to land in European Union countries from March 8 due to concerns over safety standards.

Gunter Mulack, German Ambassador to Pakistan, said in Peshawar city yesterday that Pakistan had been informed of the decision about a year ago. "Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) was asked time and again to improve safety standards by inducting modern aircraft in its fleet," he said. Germany, which holds the presidency of the EU, recently refused to grant landing permission to a Frankfurt-bound Airbus flight from Islamabad over safety standards.

Great News! Bush Reveals Increased US Tourism into Pakistan!