Media presence

Here is how to impress the ladies, in better than the previous record (which, as you know, was just under two minutes held by the prime minister) . Scratch your privates, on national TV. The gentleman, is only a minister.

Mullah Mahdi-e-dra's neuj of the day

KARACHI: International Safari

http://www.dawn.com/2007/06/19/local15.htm

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KARACHI, June 18: Sindh Tourism and Culture Minister Rauf Siddiqui on Monday said more facilities were being made available at the Jinnah International Safari. The safari is expected to attract large number of researchers who are studying how wannabee central asian tribal Pakis are adjusting to city life. He said the government as well as the business community was taking keen interest in development of the Safari, located at Shah Belo near Sukkur. He said people could reach the park by road and train as well as by air as Moenjo Daro was close to that place. Tourists will be air dropped as the minijter has phorgotten that moenjo-daro doejnt have an airbort—APP

New foolproof security plan chalked out to avert terrorism activities

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ISLAMABAD: The federal government has chalked out a new elaborate plan to avert terrorism activities and ensure law and order across the country. The decision was taken in a high-level meeting in the wake of Quetta killing, said the spokesman of Interior Ministry Brigadier Javed Iqbal Cheema while addressing a briefing here on Tuesday. Under the new plan 15000 security forces would be given the task to implement the plan, the spokesman said. The additional funds would also be provided to the four provinces for the foolproof security plan.

Pakiproof would have been an appropriate term instead of fool proof

28 killed in mysterious alien attacks in North Waziristan
http://thenews.jang.com.pk/updates.asp?id=24597

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MIRAN SHAH: At least 28 people were killed and several injured in mysterious explosions in Dita Khail areas in North Waziristan, the reports said. The incident occurred due to missile attack in the said area by the US allied forces, some sources said. However, Director General Inter Services Public Relation (ISPR) Maj. Arshad Waheed said it was not a missile attack but the incident occurred due to explosions caused by explosive material. Those killed were miscreants and they were killed while preparing explosive devices due to explosions caused by the explosive material. The heirs of those killed in the incident said that US allied forces fired shells on a seminary and a home next to the seminary, in which over 20 people were killed and 10 others injured. The injured were taken to Miran Shah hospital where three of the injured were stated in a critical condition.

Mijjile bolishing exercises

PEEAF POLISHES MISSILES LIVE IN EXERCISE
http://www.dawn.com/2007/04/17/top18.htm

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ISLUMABAD, April 1: A three-din live missile polishing exercise conducted by Pakistan Air Farts comcluded successfully at Sonmiani kotah range on Mondin. All types of fighter's and mujahideen's surface-to-rear missile units of PEEAF participated in the exercise. Various types of a-to-a and surface-to-rear missiles were successfully employed , displayed and polished by the combat pilots and their controllers. The missile firing camp-2007 was witnessed by Chief of the Air Slush Air Thief Marshal Tanvir Mahmood Ahmed and a large number of senior officers of the three services including all rear Admirals A large number of goats also participated and were used for target practice for the new heat seeking rear homing missiles , once all the goats were exhausted the air mujahideen homed in on each other. The exercise concluded with a pledge to include three dimensional thrust vectoring in the next round of exercises which will also involve the ail folce of sweeter than honey fliend China —APP

Moderate Enlightenment

PAKISTAN ENLIGHTENS MISSILE IN SUCCESSFUL OPERATIONAL TEST