Know your RAW

Who was the first RAW agint in Bakistan?

Bappa RAWal

Where is the RAW HQ situated in Bakistan?

RAWalpindi

Name the Epic written by Kaffir Leo Tolstoy

RAW and Peace

Name the RAW agent in Hindu ( Kaffir) Mythology

RAWan

Which Chanakian bania PM of India was also a RAW agent?

Narasimha RAW

Who is behind sectarian strife in Bakistan?

RAW

Which Australian fast bowler who performed exceedingly well against Bakistan, was also a RAW agent?

Glenn McGRAW

Which Rock N Roll band of the 80s was formed as part of a conspiracy to wean Bakistani youth away from the HoKo?

RAWling Stones

Name the RAW agent trying to wean Bakistani kids away from the HoKO by authoring the haraam Harry Potter series?

Jaswinder Kaur RAWling

Which famous Frenchman(RAW agent) predicted the break-up of India and the subsequent downward spiral of Bakistan ?

RAWstradamus

Who fathered neo Brophet(Pubic lice Be upon Him) Zaid Zaman Hamid?

RAW

What do you call a Pakistani muslim RAW agent?

Rat deserting a sinking ship

How many RAW agents does it take to change the light bulb correctly?

We will let the readers know after load -shedding

What did the African say to his Bakistani friend after reading about the 80% increase in retarded children being born in Bakistan?

RAWL down the rubber man

What is the Bakistani slang word for Fiscal deficit?

RAW conspiracy