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Bicchar kurtesy NSN: Brand Ambassador of Heera Mandi Janab Yousaf Raza Gilani soliciting customers at Heera Mandi Naya Maal investment seminar..Lawhore
He said that a number of foreign investors were putting their money into Pakistan's energy sector. He said the government has plans to produce about 30,000 megawatts of electricity through coal-based power projects. Thirty three different teams have been set up so that they can travel around the world begging for free coal to run the power plants
After Gilani, the Minister for Water and Power Raja Pervez Ashraf's briefed the media about the summit in Islamabad. The minister said that the government would lead by example and reduce the usage of electricity in its own offices, Ashraf said that among the various measures to conserve power was the closure of all shops and other commercial entities by 8:00 pm. Only pharmacies and other medical stores would remain open after that time. He added that the use of decorative lights for commercial activities would be restricted as well.
Rakkit mards would be used as street lights instead of supermen fighting hindoo villans
Farting in public will be banned, instead there will be designated farting areas where Pakistanis can release their flatulence and the resultant gas can be used to generate electricity to light up Minar e Bakistan, the odour will be an added bonus and perhaps a fitting tribute to the idea of Bakistan.