In our travelj, Wahamullah and I dekho this bhery halaal staircase. Bliss to explain:



Can a mullah go to jannat like thij?

Diyar Jirga,

It haj peen a lumbaa while sinj I lasht bosted. I hab peen traveling with Wahamullah in phoren countreej.

Hiyar ij a bicchar of Wahamullah taking photoo of hij haram. Bliss to enjoy:

Madam marvi reducing the gap : NSN exclujib

..while kufrs rebojt orijinal NSN exclujibs, here is another one of Madam marvi reducing sovirgnity gaps.

BTW, the wise mullah tells me that whenever Shahid Masood (on left) returns to Geo tv, PeePeePee guveermand is in danger !! Over to you mullas.

Karchi Stock exchange zooms.....

Protest against kufar ''juice''

...while peelievers are abundantly killling peelievers in Bakistan?
Waise, right abdul is rejembling kufr sAif ali khan.
op course, klick to see him, he ij invisible in bicchar beloww


"i mijj it so much, it hurts" ?

Bakistan Round tabil Confrens

..... Some more Hilala Awards to be given....while kuffars do lots of

Sherry ke peeche kaun? Klick to find out.

Bakis day out..

...on the lines op the movie Babiej day out?
Thij Blagger.kaum ij haraam ?
Only displaying half image.
Blij to kilck to see in phool glory.

Bakistan ka matlab kya....

...sir per uge hamaara kya ?

Sad to see, eben the grass haj dried.
Alwej felt Mard-e-momin (second) Zulfi Bhutta waj lying.
There waj and ij no grass in Bakistan. Only gas. Vrooom..........

Fata kirket team.....

....Blij to spot Umbreyer Hair.

Phirst person to point him out gets a birgin goat.

Zardari miya gets thumbed....

....or ij it third pinger.

I say , make bakistan ka sher Zaid Khali-Peeli Hamid the advijor to wajir e Bak.

An exbert at pingering everything

Blij to click to see in full glory

Calling all mullhs and mujahids.....

Phirst of all, maafi from Shreemanullah and some thanku also..

I realije that kuffars everybhere including Peereff Prahmans are praying (er. shoud it be braying in pinglish). i aljo notice the wise Shreemanullah has tactically withdrawn from all dhaagas of rona dhona and ij confined to tempraray cave.

In the meantime, i see two of ex-mullaj hab successphully crassed over and are raining phriendly dronas on mullas. bhat haj come to the land op pure, huh?

Anywej , each to his own mijjile and neighbours wife.
Blij consider thij as calls to arms all joo mullas Nayakuddin, Abdul Khan, Al-Krate, Laluddin (bhere?) and all mullas whoj naam i phorget after vijiting kufr places

neeche you see image op mullah being rained by phriendly lathis after full throated criej of ALLAHUAKBAR. Some intelligent mullah (gotas be to him ) also told me that kufr prahmins want to de-link the greatest religion from Bakistan and write messages like :

Underishtand one thing. kiyanahi and Gaddari are trr-rists. Thij ij becauj the Land op Bakistan is a land op terrists! Eben if kiyanahi and Gaddari were buddhists n jens they would be trr-rists becauj land op Bakistan can only breed trr-rists.

Now bhy would kufr Buddhists and Jens blow themselves up? Phor 72 IJJLAMIC goats?
Sad dins indeed. Glory op IJJLAM being given to kufr religions. Ip above blaspemours ishtatment is sach, then i say humbly such de-linking betwen greatest religion and its great philosophy ij phoolish. Such dlushional prahmins. As wise Lalmullah and hij companion Mahdi mahendra would say "Das saal barbaad kiya LMU mein, par kuch sikhya nahin!!"

Over to you. ALLAHUAKBAR. Blij to click to see in phool glory

UQAB

 
Diyar Mullas grand Mullas, Ayotollahs, Grand Ayotollahs
pliss to be beholding da one yand onlee "UQAB"
Dhiss haj been developed isbecially to provide
moohtood jawab for perdater djinns. Dhiss hawai
Uqab can shoot down kaffir hawai jahaj,hawaikopter,
Satellite, can sink ships, ispot yemrekee sepahi, bomb dem,
all in one go. Diss bicchor eej oph "Peeholding ceremony"
before Uqab going into Green Paint Shop.
Jarnail KiyaNahi haj retriated TFTA kommitment to
protect Bakeistan Soverginity while taking part in Peeholding Ceremony.
NSN (always ahead oph perdater djinns)

Bojitibe Sher.

arj kiya hai for Gazi e adhee sher.

Jali ko aag kehte hain
bujhi ko raakh kehte hain
jab adhee sher padhane pare
tab oose jehad ki shuruwat kehte hain.

Aao Bacchon Tumhein Dikhain Jhaanki Isloo-baad Ki

Post removed -- a bit too halaal.

NSN Exclujive: E-Fatwa service launched in FATA

(NSN, to be followed in rear by agencies): Maulana Al-haj bin harvardi Equtubbuddin haj todin launch hij shiny new mijjile delivered e-fatwa service with much fanfare. At the jirga in Swat, may beebles were brejent to see raakitmard deliver Al-haj's first fatwaj in his tradishunal attractive mard voice. For a small annual donation that can be dedukted towards jakat in the tax year in which it was donated, ujers can request upto 7 fatwas of their choices. Fatwaj can be personally pronounced by raakitmard, or even by maulana al-haj for a premium donation. Fatwaj can be delivered electronikally by e-mail, or by air using al-haj brand mijjiles, raaketmard brand granades, and satan brand bredator drones aj a last rejort. The service is drawing quite an interest among the momeen. NFWP government is said to be excited by this new ekonomic development. A minister without name and bortfolio said the new economic activity has the botential of single-handedly doubling the GDB of the brovince.
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NSN. This is NSN, pack from vakashun.
Now exclujively embloying raakitmard for your demonstrashun and marriaje celebrashun needs.