Dard-e-benis

Well, the dard-e-benis continuej. Todin i come to this land of the prave who have saved this as the home for all whose dil have been partitioned and sent back bloodied only becauj they called a fawda, a fawda! So much dard, so much discomfort? I humply thank all the Mullaj and Mujahids for continuing thij effort. May alla, the merciphool continue to guide and blej our goats. Let the glory keep shining.

Vardi mein Kiya nahi, Coat mein Geela nahi, Peene ko Paani nahi, Bakistan teri anokhi kahaani

Raakit Mard Milking hij goat

Jungalee Jihadi Jumps the gun -- Jirga Justifies Jalebee

Diyar Jirga,

I pring you taaza khabar phrom land of kuffar. Moob obher Mard-e-Raakit, there ij new shareef in town.

Thij shareef prings hij tareef to gib jou takleef.

It ij naat maloom bhy thij Jaahil-ul-Joker-e-Jurrat ij growing so much muchhad on hij chehra. Somepody said it ij pecause it makes petter JayPeg.

I poocho Wahamullah apout what ij JayPeg?

Wahamullah waj shocked! "Haraam, Haraam", he said, "It ij haraam to drink thij. JayPeg ij pigger than BatialaPeg! "

MashAllah! Wahamullah ij so wije. I hab samajho my lesson.

It ij pest to shtick to ZamZam and abhoid JayPeg. In phact, abhoid all repherenj to thij shareef.

There will alwayj pe thoj who sell jou a Jaali Journey-e-Jannat.

Beace Pe Ubon Jou.

Al-Okullah

Weekly Khabar

Pritish Minister yearns phor Madressah Ejucation
The Pritish Minister seems to be potential kandidate for true student exchange brogram at LMU ejucation. Aljo it ij to be noted bhile at LMU the bromising kandidate may aljo exbloreor various vija exchange brograms including Kanadian vija brogram. Such deeper insights phrom the pritish minister are brofound and better than even any OxPhord or kamebridge students. To be noted true Madressah ejucation kan be obtained only in Bakistan. Beople trabelling phrom lang distanse in search of kwality ejucation to bakistan need to be recognized.
http://www.dawn.com/2008/07/30/nat16.htm

British Minister for Communities and Local Government Hazel Blears has said religious seminaries can play a pivotal role in curbing the menace of terrorism and extremism in Pakistan.
She said madressahs fostered love, peace and harmony among all religions through the prevailing mode of education. Interfaith harmony is inevitable, she stressed. She said religions spread the message of love and unity.

The Prave Security Bersonnel defy death
Death defying taktics exhibited by the prave in the land of bure.
http://www.dawn.com/2008/07/30/top7.htm
Two security personnel were killed and 30 Frontier Constabulary and police personnel were captured by militants in Kabal area of Swat on Tuesday.
“They were asked to surrender or face death and they gave up,” he said. Two Taliban were injured during the clashes, he added.

Bakistan preaches aj a nople act on how to win wars to the kuffar phorces
Skiing for the nashuns soul, always prings out the best. Down hill skiing experts, bakistanis, have testified if they cannot kontrol victory in the kompetition, kuffar phorces cannot stand a chance of winning, unless taktics are learnt phrom them.
http://www.dawn.com/2008/07/31/top3.htm

Brime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani has rebuffed demands for unilateral US action against suspected terrorist targets inside Fata, saying that such strikes further complicate an already difficult situation.
“We can do it ourselves,” Mr Gilani told a joint meeting of two Washington think-tanks,
He noted that despite having “all sophisticated weapons they need,” the US forces in Afghanistan also had failed to eradicate militancy from the areas under their control.
“If we are not able to control them, you are not able to control them (either),” he said.
Mr Gilani insisted that Pakistan was “no one’s surrogate” in the fight against extremists. “We are fighting to save the soul of our homeland.”

700 Bakis inbited as Guests in Turkey
The tradishun of bakis being accorded the guest of honor haj never abated. Turkey now extend the hosting serbice in specially earmarked chambers.
http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/01/nat3.htm

Clueless Global Peacenik learns few lessons of peace in Bakistan
After balking through Bakistan phor global peace, the enlightened lady did not probide klear answer as to who waj disturping the peace of globes. This ij kontrary to anybody who kame to bakistan will always be enlightened. It ij learnt that the enlightned global peacenik respecting the high office did not want to name high ranking Baki ophicial who waj responsible phor disturbing peace of globes on the streets. The NSN haj custody of the bideo capture of disturbing of globes in a buplic rally.

http://www.dawn.com/2008/08/02/nat6.htm

Britt Das, a Dutch lady on a global peace walk, on Friday termed Pakistan a safe as well as enchanting destination for tourists, as she arrived here after concluding her trip to the country’s Northern Areas.
She, however, did not give a clear answer when asked as to who was disturbing world peace.

Bakistan Suber hero

Bakistan haj a new suber herrow.

Sneak beek of the herrow in hij undies.

Can the jirga name this herrow and list down his subel bowels ?

Bositively Haraam imajes

Deeyar Jirga,

My abologies for the long abjenje from the weekly jirga meetings held in kaamplex 666.

I waj on a sekret ajjinement to bhotograbh the rijing kultural awareness in the nation of ijlam.

I prejent my poolitjer rejeckted bhotos of how the sword of ijlam ij phaaliwing the hadiths laid down by the holy pook

Bositibely Kachafique Neuj

The Hallal Link

Pooch phor da learned Jirga.
What a mujaheed without hij mijjile is supposed to do in Jannat?
Bliss to answer with multiple joices.
(a).......
(b).......
(c).......
Salam

Bakistan continues to excel in the Engineering field

BPRP (baluchistan Punjab rest of Pakistan) pipeline improvement

QUETTA, July 29: A main pipeline supplying gas to the Pir Koh plant from the Loti gas field was blown up on Tuesday.According to police, armed men placed an explosive device under the pipeline which destroyed a big portion of the pipeline, disrupting supply.OGDC engineers started repairing the pipeline after security clearance.Meanwhile, police defused two landmines in Dara Murad Jamali. The Baloch Republican Army has claimed responsibility for blowing up the pipeline.—Staff Correspondent

And now Law Makers bhi Pareshaan

irkab - b, ahseya - a

Allah hoo Akbarr!! Narrow minded Hindoos

Lettar phrom Yawn


We can still be good neighboursTHIS is apropos of Tahira Mazhar Ali’s letter and a Pakistani’s response (July 24).Most people who have nostalgia about the ‘good old days’ of undivided India belong to a privileged class.They did not have to suffer discrimination by Hindus like the common man.The above group of people forget that the Quaid did work with Hindu leaders for many years before the parting of the ways, because of Hindu narrow-minded attitude.It is said humorously that the real architects of Pakistan were Ghandi and Patel who could not accept Muslims as equals.The word ‘partition’ is a misnomer in the case of subcontinent. The subcontinent was a melting pot in 1947. It included numerous provinces and hundreds of princely states.Independence from the Empire meant birth of two states and not a partition. One was called Pakistan and the other was called ‘Indian Union’ because the latter was not a federation yet and the fate of hundreds of princely states was undecided.New borders on independence from an empire are quite common all over the world. For example, a whole province of British Cameroon was given to Nigeria in the 1960s because people in Sardauna province had ethnic/religious affiliations with Nigerians. Demise of the Ottoman Empire led to similar situations.Undivided India in 1947 was just an administrative unit in the British Empire.Historically, this unit was not having the same boundaries in previous centuries.For example, MacMohan line and Durand line were recent innovations.The British treated Sri Lanka and Burma (Myanmar) as part of India. Punjab and the NWFP once formed a Sikh empire.For Tahira Mazhar Ali those may be fond memories but for most of us those were unforgettably terrible days, when our dear ones were slaughtered and the survivors expelled from homes in a ghastly wave of ethnic cleansing.She was lucky to be a resident of Lahore. I lived only 30 miles away in Amritsar and witnessed the unimaginable horror of bloodshed.We should be ever grateful to our founding fathers who achieved for us not just a state but a nationhood.Of course, we are now two nations who should become good neighbours. Good neighbours live in their own separate houses. They do not try to demolish walls to try to convert two houses into a single dwelling.
KHALID A

Eat youd dils out PeeAref Narrow minded Hindu Jirga, Curse pee upon Ghandi( never heard of him,) the humourous architect of Bakistan
London UK

Jinn strikes halal 6 in Waziristan

Phrom Yawn

PESHAWAR, July 28: A missile apparently fired from a Predator drone killed at least six people on Monday in a compound in South Waziristan, near the Afghan border.A security official said the strike might have killed a senior Al Qaeda trainer known for his expertise in chemicals. The official put the death toll at 12.“Our report suggests that the missile strike might have killed Abu Khabab Al Misri. But it remains unconfirmed,” the official cautioned.The 55-year-old Midhat Mursi As-Sayid Umar alias Abu Khabab was earlier reported to have been killed in a US missile strike in Bajaur’s Damadola area in Jan 2006. However, later reports showed that he was not among those killed.He was a trainer at an Al Qaeda facility in Darunta, near Jalalabad, in the late 1990s.A graduate in science from an Egyptian university, Abu Khabab was considered to be an expert in conventional explosives and some western media reports said he headed a project named Al Zabadi, or ‘curdled milk’, for making chemical and biological weapons.The US had offered a $5 million reward on information leading to his capture.A military spokesman declined to comment. “There is a problem at the local level. We have not received a detailed report. No one has been able to reach there and get details of the information. Therefore, I cannot really make a comment,” Maj-Gen Athar Abbas told Dawn.A resident of Wana said two missiles struck a seminary and an adjoining compound in the Zyara Leetha area of Azam Warsak early in the morning, killing six people and wounding a woman and her two children.He said tribal militants immediately encircled the scene of the attack and kept locals at bay. “We are not being allowed to go near the site.”A local militant commander, Maulvi Nazir, said the strike had left seven people dead. Among them were the head of a seminary and students, he said.Sources said the woman and two children wounded in the missile strike were the wife and children of Abu Khabab. They said others killed in the strike included Mohammad Hudaifa, Khalid Al Misri and two Saudi citizens. The information could not be verified by independent sources, it never will be, shucks we dont even care

Vakkum pulp in mango krates

Bolitical Mango


The interior parts of Sindh and southern Bunjap broduce 110 kinds of mangoes, known as king of fruits. Unlike the boor weak mangoes across south asia, these glorious mangoes have a suberior quality of vaccum pulp.


Tradishunal backing of mangoes in kammandu fashion. mangoes are loaded into airkraft right pefore take-off.