NSN Rebort: Refuting Bakistan's claim that Indians were involved in the attack on GHQ, Shashi Tharoor, Indian minister of external and extra marital affairs cat-e-gorically refuted the claim that Akhil Kumar was an Indian citizen. There is no body with that name in the muncipal records of HD Devegowda Nagar, Bangalore, Kerala his statement read.
Earlier, Indian neuj channel NDTV had released transcripts of an interview with Akhil Kumar's father Srinivasa Myensinkai a vegetable vendor who confessed to have sold his son to the Hindu extremist Sangh Parivar, upon further questioning he turned abusive and started mouthing words like " nimma appan ****".
Readers are reminded that it is common practice in the villages in India for families to sell their sons to the Sangh Parivar whose main aim is the destruction of Islam.
Meanwhile Akhil Kumar alias Dr Usman's wakil Gunga Din has alleged third degree torture and stated that his client was innojant.
The case has taken an interesting and international turn after Akhil's confession in which he also owned up to being a part of the team that attacked the Lankan Cricketers in Lahore. On being asked for Lankan opinion, the Sri Lankan High commisioner to Bakistan chuckled and said that the only way the Lankans could assist the probe would be to provide methuvadai and Sambar so that the flow of information from Akhil Kumar would not be interuppted by the lack of vegetarian food
more later
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Deadly Terrorist group Abhinav Bharat pehind terrorist attack?
Abhinav Bharath behind attack on GHQ, Karsevak and ring leader -Akhil Kumar arrested
NSN Reborts: The military released photographs of the four karsevaks killed Saturday, all young men with shreds of saffron uniforms visible on the corpses, while a bargaidyar and a leftanant-karnail were among the army dead.
He said that two soldiers and four of the hindus were killed in the hours-long rescue operation. One hindu escaped and chanted a number of mantras before being injured and arrested, he was then taken to the dakktar khana for emergency plastic surgery.
After a hour long surgery doctors were able to re-attach ISI mark evidence before the news of Akhil Kumar alias Dr Usman's arrest was made public. He has also reportedly confessed to a number of high profile attacks including impersonating Hafeez Sayeed and Ajmal Kasab
Following this development Pakistan has demanded that India be declared as a terrorist state, a demand supported by Arundathi Roy and Kuldip Nayar
NSN Reborts: The military released photographs of the four karsevaks killed Saturday, all young men with shreds of saffron uniforms visible on the corpses, while a bargaidyar and a leftanant-karnail were among the army dead.
He said that two soldiers and four of the hindus were killed in the hours-long rescue operation. One hindu escaped and chanted a number of mantras before being injured and arrested, he was then taken to the dakktar khana for emergency plastic surgery.
After a hour long surgery doctors were able to re-attach ISI mark evidence before the news of Akhil Kumar alias Dr Usman's arrest was made public. He has also reportedly confessed to a number of high profile attacks including impersonating Hafeez Sayeed and Ajmal Kasab
Following this development Pakistan has demanded that India be declared as a terrorist state, a demand supported by Arundathi Roy and Kuldip Nayar
More Braking Neuj: India rejbonjible for GHQ Pindi attack?
Breaking News: Pakistan to brake off talks with India over Rawalpindi Attack
NSN: sources confirm that Pakistani ministers at the highest level have decided that there cannot be any further peace talks with India under the current climate of terror and the latest incident of terror attacks in Rawalpindi. Dossiers are on their way, together with video and other evidence to Indian counterparts.
More news as it is made up, on the hour, every hour. This is NSN!
NSN: sources confirm that Pakistani ministers at the highest level have decided that there cannot be any further peace talks with India under the current climate of terror and the latest incident of terror attacks in Rawalpindi. Dossiers are on their way, together with video and other evidence to Indian counterparts.
More news as it is made up, on the hour, every hour. This is NSN!
Breaking Neuj: Pindi Attack (bith updates)
GHQ attack to have wide ramifications
From the desk of NSN Analyeast: Todin's GHQ attack will have wide ramifications in the coming week. It may be recalled that among the six gunmen, 4 were killed in the checkpoint, 3 escaped, two were arrested by the bolis and five took 15 hostages. Out of the 15 hostages, an oberation by the SSG freed 25 with 3 of them shaheed.
The first impact of this incident will be on Yindo-Baki relationship. Interir minister Rehman Malik said "The involvement of foreign hands cannot be ruled out. Bakistan has prepared a dassier to hand over to Yindians". Unnamed guvrmand sources revealed that the evidenje includes the fact that no Yindoo and Yehudi embloyees were in the GHQ on the day of attack. Furthermore since ijlaaam is religion of biss and since it was conclujively estabilished that it was not a bissfool incident, the attackers should have been yindu and yehudi.
The second impact will be on the power balance in the country. The GHQ attack cemented the bakistani army as the leading institution of bakistan. Common abduls on the street said "Whenever Bakistani army attacks the parliament, the civilians flee and give up power and coup happens. Now when mujahids attacked GHQ, the prave bakistani army stood firm and it took only 24 hours for bakistani army to throw them out. The country will be better ruled by the army".
A Marshall law may be imbosed becauj of the new popularity of the army.
From the desk of NSN Analyeast: Todin's GHQ attack will have wide ramifications in the coming week. It may be recalled that among the six gunmen, 4 were killed in the checkpoint, 3 escaped, two were arrested by the bolis and five took 15 hostages. Out of the 15 hostages, an oberation by the SSG freed 25 with 3 of them shaheed.
The first impact of this incident will be on Yindo-Baki relationship. Interir minister Rehman Malik said "The involvement of foreign hands cannot be ruled out. Bakistan has prepared a dassier to hand over to Yindians". Unnamed guvrmand sources revealed that the evidenje includes the fact that no Yindoo and Yehudi embloyees were in the GHQ on the day of attack. Furthermore since ijlaaam is religion of biss and since it was conclujively estabilished that it was not a bissfool incident, the attackers should have been yindu and yehudi.
The second impact will be on the power balance in the country. The GHQ attack cemented the bakistani army as the leading institution of bakistan. Common abduls on the street said "Whenever Bakistani army attacks the parliament, the civilians flee and give up power and coup happens. Now when mujahids attacked GHQ, the prave bakistani army stood firm and it took only 24 hours for bakistani army to throw them out. The country will be better ruled by the army".
A Marshall law may be imbosed becauj of the new popularity of the army.
Breaking Neuj: Pindi Attack
NSN Reborter Anjanullah waj there:
Attack on Pak-Army GHQ: A Case of Mistaken Identitiy ?
NSN Reports: Today the pakistani army GHQ came under massive attack from miscreants. Reliable reports indicate that a battered toyota pickup, of the type used by the Pak army, approached the GHQ checkpoint. The pickup had 6 bearded men, firing the AKs into the air shouting "Jeeeehaaaarrrd". Fooled by their appearance and assuming that they were Pak army regulars under deputation, they were let through. The army got an inkling of their deadly agenda only at the second checkpoint. When the bearded men did not surrender, but fired back when challenged. The guards manning the gates immediately realized that they were not typical Pak army regulars. Since the guards were outnumbered 30 to 6, they abandoned their posts and let the miscreants through. The news broke in Rawalpindi at a press conference called by interior minister Rehman Malik, who amidst the sound of gunfire and bomb explosions revealed details of the attack and claimed that the situation had ended.
However, the attack was still progressing. An early respite came to the Pakistani army when two of the miscreants, mistaking their own bearded collegues crying out "Jeeehaaard" to be top generals of the army, shot at four of their colleagues killing them. They then proceeded to take over 50 hostages. The army top brass is intensely worried about the situation, since the 50 hostages were armed to the teeth and these arms might now be used by the two miscreant hostage takers.
NSN reporters are on the scene, posting updates as the situation develops.
Attack on Pak-Army GHQ: A Case of Mistaken Identitiy ?
NSN Reports: Today the pakistani army GHQ came under massive attack from miscreants. Reliable reports indicate that a battered toyota pickup, of the type used by the Pak army, approached the GHQ checkpoint. The pickup had 6 bearded men, firing the AKs into the air shouting "Jeeeehaaaarrrd". Fooled by their appearance and assuming that they were Pak army regulars under deputation, they were let through. The army got an inkling of their deadly agenda only at the second checkpoint. When the bearded men did not surrender, but fired back when challenged. The guards manning the gates immediately realized that they were not typical Pak army regulars. Since the guards were outnumbered 30 to 6, they abandoned their posts and let the miscreants through. The news broke in Rawalpindi at a press conference called by interior minister Rehman Malik, who amidst the sound of gunfire and bomb explosions revealed details of the attack and claimed that the situation had ended.
However, the attack was still progressing. An early respite came to the Pakistani army when two of the miscreants, mistaking their own bearded collegues crying out "Jeeehaaard" to be top generals of the army, shot at four of their colleagues killing them. They then proceeded to take over 50 hostages. The army top brass is intensely worried about the situation, since the 50 hostages were armed to the teeth and these arms might now be used by the two miscreant hostage takers.
NSN reporters are on the scene, posting updates as the situation develops.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Bojitibe Kirket Neuj
AoA yand asssalamalaykum, last raat Bakistan lost to Kuffar Noozeeland, in a very Bojitibe manner. Since Bakistan kirkit eej
onlee to beat Yindia,yand eet has akomplished eet mission, derephore
to preserve Baki Dollah so dat Bakese kan kontinue to import ghass da team management decided to give da match to da kuffars.
Da public roona-dhoona seen eej just deekhawa, to preserve da yeh & Dee oph da kuffar Keewee.
Salam
Friday, September 11, 2009
LMU Brofessors are recognijed bhorld ober in Bakistan
Diyar Biraders, AoA!
Bhe have bojitive newj on Fridin today
LMU mein sabka jhanda (and danda) oopar rahe!
Bhe have bojitive newj on Fridin today
LMU mein sabka jhanda (and danda) oopar rahe!
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
The Ishtory oph a Gola
There once was a Mushy with an ash very tight
He could simply bend over and win every fight
Came visiting to Lahore, was an old Bania kafir
Extended his hand, but the General didn't stir
In the shadows of snow, He climbed up Kargil
When his ash got whupped, He skied Downhill
Amritraj barked orders in an Amreekan accent
Dictator got greased up four hundred percent
He suspended a Judge and became the President
Installed a Short-cut PM, banker non-resident
Came election season and the Bibi got blown
CJ came calling with some balls he had grown
Kiyani sent him packing to his home in exile
He now sits in London, a-stewing in his bile
Monday, September 7, 2009
Bredator Bosing aj Reborter?
Diyar Jirga,
Blij pe advijed that a bredator ij coming with das pooch.
Wahamullah haj learned that the bredator ij a wimmens, yani ki janaanaa. Blij make sure to check under burqa phor id-e-ntity.
Hij salaah phor all mullaj ij to pe habby with khushboo. No bredator will imbersonate khushboo.
Salaams,
Al-Okullah
Blij pe advijed that a bredator ij coming with das pooch.
Wahamullah haj learned that the bredator ij a wimmens, yani ki janaanaa. Blij make sure to check under burqa phor id-e-ntity.
Hij salaah phor all mullaj ij to pe habby with khushboo. No bredator will imbersonate khushboo.
Salaams,
Al-Okullah
Monday, August 31, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Bredator-e-Drone-a-Charya are coming
Mullah Gadhan,
Joo pring some deadly neuj. Ij the houri in this neuj ahter our id-e-ntity:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=8359356
Theej are bhery khatarnaak timej phor Mullahs. Blij to convene phor Shura in Cave Numper 420.
Joo pring some deadly neuj. Ij the houri in this neuj ahter our id-e-ntity:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=8359356
Theej are bhery khatarnaak timej phor Mullahs. Blij to convene phor Shura in Cave Numper 420.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Appeal.
Diyar all,
AoA
Asslamalaykum,
Todin i got a daak-e-bijjli asking apout
residents maulanas yand Amirs yand Ayotollahs.
Now iph eet was apout ayeshas, eet would hape been
narmal. Eet asksj sekrets, which eye say eej
blasphemous!!!!
pliss to issue broper fatwa.
AoA
Asslamalaykum,
Todin i got a daak-e-bijjli asking apout
residents maulanas yand Amirs yand Ayotollahs.
Now iph eet was apout ayeshas, eet would hape been
narmal. Eet asksj sekrets, which eye say eej
blasphemous!!!!
pliss to issue broper fatwa.
Friday, August 7, 2009
List-e-twittur!
Aao tweet karein:
http://twitter.com/Al_Okullah
http://twitter.com/inekuddin
http://twitter.com/nayakuddin
http://twitter.com/apdul
http://twitter.com/Gubomaster <-- Armitaraj? Breadtor? http://twitter.com/napaki
http://twitter.com/Abdulsaleemgad
http://twitter.com/lalbrofessor
Aljo phollow:
motorhams:
http://twitter.com/naveenaqvi (Babe-e-neuj)
http://twitter.com/marvi_memon (hubba hubba)
http://twitter.com/Al_Okullah
http://twitter.com/inekuddin
http://twitter.com/nayakuddin
http://twitter.com/apdul
http://twitter.com/Gubomaster <-- Armitaraj? Breadtor? http://twitter.com/napaki
http://twitter.com/Abdulsaleemgad
http://twitter.com/lalbrofessor
Aljo phollow:
motorhams:
http://twitter.com/naveenaqvi (Babe-e-neuj)
http://twitter.com/marvi_memon (hubba hubba)
Technalajee-e-tweet
Salaams Piratherj,
A little chidiya sat on my shoulder and bolo tweet tweet.
Ujing thij new techn-e-lajee ij the fatwa-e-LMU.
Subhanallah! Blij to tweet Al_Okullah aljo. Mullah Wahamullah ij imprejjed.
A little chidiya sat on my shoulder and bolo tweet tweet.
Ujing thij new techn-e-lajee ij the fatwa-e-LMU.
Subhanallah! Blij to tweet Al_Okullah aljo. Mullah Wahamullah ij imprejjed.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
LMU moves to social media
NSN: Unconfirmed reports are coming in that with enlightened moderation and lightbulb insertion being practiced at the LMU campus, the LMU faculty, including the dean himself have decided to try out the latest in social revolutionary technlogies: Twitter. Being great twits themselves, this is but a natural extension of their talent. LMU faculty hope to spread their knowledge, personal thoughts and fatwas far and wide using this mechanism.
One may find the dean's twitter stream at:
http://twitter.com/lalbrofessor
His other streams and emissions are captured by his devoted students.
NSN, Tall, Fair and Upright reporting, bring you only the best, if only in 140 characters.
One may find the dean's twitter stream at:
http://twitter.com/lalbrofessor
His other streams and emissions are captured by his devoted students.
NSN, Tall, Fair and Upright reporting, bring you only the best, if only in 140 characters.
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