Unknown to the Jirga, a hit squad of Mujahids is in training

Inquilabi Wimmans Action Committee

ROFLMAO

Goats fondly remember the green grass provider

Goats fondly remember the green grass provider

Bakistani Kalender for the yiyar 2009 Kufr has been released

Nayakuddin's revenge

The members of the jirga may remember that Kafirs in the form of Arundotis and Anjolies caused the temporary undergrounding of Nayakuddin. Last din, Nayakuddin got his revenge. See pelow video. Similarly all kafirs are warned! Burify yourself or enjoy the ispecial Nayakuddin vija !

Pooch e khaas

By the pubic hair of the royal camel, bhwy are both these Ghazis holiding on the mijjile area? Abdul Lamba Missile has a video cam in his left haath and hankie in right haath? Bhwat is going on? is it haraam?

Concerned Abdul

Nawaz constricts his sphincter for Pakistan's sake

Yeh Daulat bhi le lo
Yeh Shaurat bhi le lo
Bhale cheen lo mujhse meri Virginity
Magar lauta de mujhko woh
GUBO ka Saawan
Wo Kagaz ka Ho Ko
Woh ZamZam ka pani

Historical site of Khunjerab pass....

....as you see Nayakuddin before peing PBUH, the phamous last shot.





And on reaching Jannat following the procedure in the book and on a half horse just like BPUH, he felt aaraam.

So calm, so bissphul. So serene.

This caused Nayakuddin to exclaim:

Jannat-e-bulaye tujhe chalna hai,
Jannat-e-bulaye mujahid

Such Bliss with Ayesha and nanha mujahid, who needs phoonk sundari ?

Dedicated to jannat Mullahs.

Haj Chale Ham Fida, lene Jamjam -e - jaam Saathiyon,
Ab Tumhare Hawale, hai Aam Saathiyon,

Mango din is here, no kaafir to keel no pilane to mango :(

Alla hu Akbar, so many mangoes not a plane to parcel off.
Todin is April chaar, and Zulfiqar Ali Booto got his mangoes.
Seriously mujahiddin have got nothing much to do since disember 2007 when bibi was mangoed. And now the Brahmins are stealing the mangoes leaving the phaihphool to starve !!

In case you are wondering apout the date todin, then you are obviously kuffar, as as per Mahdi-e-dra , the wije one, Islumabad is do din ahead.

Haraam Haraam everywhere not a Kaffir to Keel

Pooch e Khaas

Bhwaat is going on hiyar?

Bakistanis both of the 2 legged and 4 legged variety were so pleased that they forgot mutual animosity and cel-e-brated togethar, hiyar we can also see a white tiger which took part in the attack e kufr on IPL Sri Lankan players

Emir Al Okullah

Many thanks for youvar jawaab, misfortunately my cranberry joos and zamzam vodka is on the keyboard onlee, meenwhile I present bicchar of Bakistani Chachas celebrating retarn of Demokracy

On the Nature of Pooch

Pirather Mullahs.

Thij ij a skaalurly bost apout "pooch". Blij to exblain to the faithfool on Fridin.

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Mirza Asadullah Baig Khan "Ghaalib" had said:

mat pooch ki kyaa haal hai meraa terae peechae
tu dekh ki kyaa rang hai teraa merae aagae

Then there ij all-time pasand phrom halaal phillum "Mirza Ghalib":

Dil-e-naadaan tujhe hua kya hai
Aakhir is dard ki dawaa kya hai

Main bhi muh mein zubaan rakhataa hoon
Kaash poochho ki mudda kya hai

It ij clear what ij bad pooch and what ij good pooch.

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Now Ghulaam Ali sang this ghazal which is an eggjample of eggcessive pooch:

baat nikalegi to bahaut door talak jaayegi
log bewazha udaasi ka sabab poochhenge
yeh bhi poochhenge ki tum itni pareshan kyun ho

It ij clear that pooch should not be be-hisaab too much pooch.

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Our peloved boet Allama Iqbal had said this:

kharadmandon seh kya poocho ke meri ibtada kya hai
ke mein is fiqr mein rehta hoon, meri intehaa kya hai

He continuej to boint out the most important pooch a mullah can make:

khudi ko kar buland itna ki har taqdeer sae pehlae
khuda bandae se khud poochae, bataa teri razaa kya hai

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Of courj, thij nacheez ij nothing, but here ij my contripution:

ai arzoo kae dhundhalae khwaabon jawaab do
phir kis ki yaad aaee thi Mullah-e-Blog ko

tujh ko khabar nahin magar Khushboo sae pooch lae
barbaad kar diyaa terae do din kae pyaar nae

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Blij issue Fatwa on haraam pooch and encouraj halaal pooch.

Adab arz hain, Mullah Pirathers.