A medley of neuj

Of late, we have been seeing a lot of interesting images in the neuj. Here are a few worth a quiz for you, dear reader.

1. Which of the following is good behavior?

A. Throwing stones at ....

or

B. Throwing tear gas cannisters at..

or

C. Throwing stones (theje are halal stones, not the same aj thoje thrown earlier) at...

or

D. Taking stuff and throwing stones at..

D. Only B, C, D (ed. note: can't you just tell the difference?).
E. None of the above. (ed note: What are you, crazy or something? Just so you know, stone throwing is an inalienable right protected by several UN resolutions.)

2. Which of the following better represents the aspirations of a wonderful people?

A. The people themselves.

or

B. The ulema

or

C. The dear fearless leader and the government

or

D. The law and the order, ps.
i.) The law:

ii) and the order:

or

D. The lady and the leader.

or

E. The rebel that lives in the mud hut and his chick


ed.note: choices, choice,choices. Didn't we warn you nothing will come of this democracy thing? And no, you don't get to choose multiples.

3. Which is a better show of celebration?

A. Opening you mouth as wide as possible and raising your arms wide.

B. Hugging (ps. we are gender neutral)



C. Making signs of victory with your friends.


D. All of the above.

Please leave your respectful choices in our comments.

Of KFC and McDonalds

You know we like our food not just fast, but hot and fast. Some people were just tired of the bland fare served here.



Normally, a KFC bucket a day is enough. But this time, they went on to the local McDonalds too.

Meanwhile, on the other side

Some fireworks have been reported.

Frontier Corps celebrate victory
QUETTA, July 26: Local residents on Thursday held revelries with FC men. They fired rockets at a Frontier Corps check post in the Dera Bugti area. Officials said the FC men also fired rockets at the positions of militants. No casualty or damage to property was reported. The match was considered a draw. Another fixture is planned soon.

Meanwhile, security forces were put on high alert in Balochistan in view of recent terrorist attacks in various parts of the country.

A meeting was held here under the Balochistan Chief Secretary, K.B. Rind, which decided to provide maximum security to foreigners.