Bositive Neuj Bakistan: The Glory of NSN

NSN has a mandate for tight and fair reporting of the positive happenings in the land of pure. NSN strives also to promote the pure language of Pingrezi. Pingrezi is the glorious pure angrezi (english to you phoreigners) spoken in Bakistan.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Bower Generashun!! part 2

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Kontinuing on the Prose by Jarnail Mahdi pesh in khidmat oph the Jirga Kehne ko Jashn-e-bahar hai Pacquis yeh dekhke hairaan hai Kehne ko Ja...
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Bower Generashun!!

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Eye kame akross a post by Jarnail Mahdi-e-Dera on one unmenshunable phorum, eye think eet eez wise to rebost here phor eternity, lest the ee...
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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Bakistan looks for new coach...

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....bliss to be sending applicashun jaldi jaldi Mr.Chappal. On this auspeeshias occashun, Mr Inzamam was heard saying, "Oye yaar, har s...
Friday, March 5, 2010

DJinn takneeki

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NSN(Isbecial report desk) There has been unkonfermed/rumers report oph LMU transport lab developing new takneeki, since 400 saal ago. A prav...
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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Ball-Jeehaard Is Not Cheating

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Guest bost By Rameej Raaja Phor the Bious. Hij column phor the Kuffars can be phound here Ball-tambering, or Ball-Jeehard ij not cheating. I...
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Common Pakijtani Beepuls Greatest Charity Organization In The World!!!

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Sourced Phrom Yawn Neuj : From 1971 to 2009, State Bank of Bakistan haj donated money to the tune of Rs256 billion. The figures are brejente...
Friday, January 22, 2010

Yai Pea Yell - 3

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AoA last few dins hape been very grat kirkitwise, TB(Team Bakistan not Tubercuolosis)had helped TI from reigning long yat numper one, yand d...
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Monday, January 18, 2010

Nashunal Bird

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By the Plyons of the Nashunal Bird tossed From the Wings where she fly under the Sun Flew the Mijjile To the kave where daylight is lost, So...
Sunday, January 10, 2010

OOOO! Bakistan

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Bakistan is a wonderful Place, where from moojahids get fame. Some nonWKKs watching are tense, When they see the moojahids hit the switch to...
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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Pakistan beats Central African Repblic and wins Boxing Trophy...

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Pakistan beats Central African Repblic and wins Boxing Trophy... Nine more additions to pakistan iyat. PAKISTAN, Karachi : Boxers from the C...
Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Benis Khapayy!!

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Diyar Mullaj and Mujahids, Rapid IED muparaks in Benistan annexxe haj caused many mujahids to become gayab. Bhat in the name of Allah haj t...
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Thursday, December 31, 2009

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Diyar Mullaj, Blij to issue Fatwas in your masjids. Thij ij haraam. There can be no Love petween countries. True love ij only bossiple pe...
Thursday, December 17, 2009

SooSai Vest

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before I left the house I told my son that evening I was going to the First Artillery Force Madarssa of Engineering to talk to a group of st...
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Monday, December 14, 2009

Bostcard from the Edge (of civilization)

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Diyar Mullahs, Blij to maaf karo laang absenj phrom Plog. I waj with Mullah Wahamullah in a Phata-phut tour of FATA. I have dekho some peau...
Thursday, November 19, 2009

Pindigenoujly Develobed Anti Miscreant Equipment

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In a bositive develobment, Pakistani dephenje scientists have 200,000 percent pindigenously develobed anti miscreant detection devijes. Thij...
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