Bositive Neuj Bakistan: The Glory of NSN

NSN has a mandate for tight and fair reporting of the positive happenings in the land of pure. NSN strives also to promote the pure language of Pingrezi. Pingrezi is the glorious pure angrezi (english to you phoreigners) spoken in Bakistan.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Yai Pea Yell - 3

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AoA last few dins hape been very grat kirkitwise, TB(Team Bakistan not Tubercuolosis)had helped TI from reigning long yat numper one, yand d...
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Monday, January 18, 2010

Nashunal Bird

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By the Plyons of the Nashunal Bird tossed From the Wings where she fly under the Sun Flew the Mijjile To the kave where daylight is lost, So...
Sunday, January 10, 2010

OOOO! Bakistan

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Bakistan is a wonderful Place, where from moojahids get fame. Some nonWKKs watching are tense, When they see the moojahids hit the switch to...
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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Pakistan beats Central African Repblic and wins Boxing Trophy...

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Pakistan beats Central African Repblic and wins Boxing Trophy... Nine more additions to pakistan iyat. PAKISTAN, Karachi : Boxers from the C...
Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Benis Khapayy!!

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Diyar Mullaj and Mujahids, Rapid IED muparaks in Benistan annexxe haj caused many mujahids to become gayab. Bhat in the name of Allah haj t...
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Thursday, December 31, 2009

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Diyar Mullaj, Blij to issue Fatwas in your masjids. Thij ij haraam. There can be no Love petween countries. True love ij only bossiple pe...
Thursday, December 17, 2009

SooSai Vest

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before I left the house I told my son that evening I was going to the First Artillery Force Madarssa of Engineering to talk to a group of st...
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Monday, December 14, 2009

Bostcard from the Edge (of civilization)

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Diyar Mullahs, Blij to maaf karo laang absenj phrom Plog. I waj with Mullah Wahamullah in a Phata-phut tour of FATA. I have dekho some peau...
Thursday, November 19, 2009

Pindigenoujly Develobed Anti Miscreant Equipment

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In a bositive develobment, Pakistani dephenje scientists have 200,000 percent pindigenously develobed anti miscreant detection devijes. Thij...
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Boetry

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O sweet spontaneous Khuspoo how often have the doting fingers of prurient Mullahs pinched and poked thee has the naughty thumb of Fauji Aphs...
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Pakistan takes prinjibled ishtand on Kerry-Lugar bill

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NSN Reports: In a dramatic and unexpected develobment Pakistan has taken a prinjibled ishtand on the Kerry-Lugar legislation which tribled ...
Monday, November 16, 2009

Motion Passed on Wimmens in Barliament

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In a revolutionary develobment, members of bakistani NA todin passed motion in the parl-e-ment. The motion panned all domestic violenje. Wim...
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Mushtalgia

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Kopyrite-e-NSN 2009
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Allah aapka bhalu kare... (moojical edishan)

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Rejently, in the LMU mushy-aria rooms, the following strain baj heard by LMU Skolar Roh Ul Shukl Al Gebri, adapted phrom haraam gana of Mull...
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Breaking Neuj: Diplomacy sought as a solution

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NSN Islamabad (lede): LMU, Isloo, the nations premier institution on theology and AK phyrring, has condemmed today's terrorist attack on...
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