Thursday, December 31, 2009

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Diyar Mullaj, Blij to issue Fatwas in your masjids. Thij ij haraam. There can be no Love petween countries. True love ij only bossiple pe...
Thursday, December 17, 2009

SooSai Vest

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before I left the house I told my son that evening I was going to the First Artillery Force Madarssa of Engineering to talk to a group of st...
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Monday, December 14, 2009

Bostcard from the Edge (of civilization)

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Diyar Mullahs, Blij to maaf karo laang absenj phrom Plog. I waj with Mullah Wahamullah in a Phata-phut tour of FATA. I have dekho some peau...
Thursday, November 19, 2009

Pindigenoujly Develobed Anti Miscreant Equipment

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In a bositive develobment, Pakistani dephenje scientists have 200,000 percent pindigenously develobed anti miscreant detection devijes. Thij...
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Boetry

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O sweet spontaneous Khuspoo how often have the doting fingers of prurient Mullahs pinched and poked thee has the naughty thumb of Fauji Aphs...
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Pakistan takes prinjibled ishtand on Kerry-Lugar bill

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NSN Reports: In a dramatic and unexpected develobment Pakistan has taken a prinjibled ishtand on the Kerry-Lugar legislation which tribled ...
Monday, November 16, 2009

Motion Passed on Wimmens in Barliament

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In a revolutionary develobment, members of bakistani NA todin passed motion in the parl-e-ment. The motion panned all domestic violenje. Wim...
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Mushtalgia

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Kopyrite-e-NSN 2009
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Allah aapka bhalu kare... (moojical edishan)

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Rejently, in the LMU mushy-aria rooms, the following strain baj heard by LMU Skolar Roh Ul Shukl Al Gebri, adapted phrom haraam gana of Mull...
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Breaking Neuj: Diplomacy sought as a solution

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NSN Islamabad (lede): LMU, Isloo, the nations premier institution on theology and AK phyrring, has condemmed today's terrorist attack on...
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Two moojahids embrace shahadat

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LMU Bojitive Neuj Desk, Indian Held Cashmere: Peace loving, bious freedom fighters of charity organisation Lashkur-e-Taiba, Bashir and Moham...
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

A Lament

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When eye was a nanha moojahid looking at me khuspoo eye asked what will eye be what will eye be will eye be a Rakitmard, will eye be...
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Monday, October 26, 2009

Ode to the Land of Pure

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O give me a home, where the Predators roam Where the goats and the moo-jahids play Where ebery man, ij a raakit mard, And wimmens are in a b...
Sunday, October 25, 2009

Decadence of the west, Morality and Jeehaard

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Everyday when I switch on the tv, a constant stream of half clad bollywood danjers assault my senjes. If I change chanels to UK, Amreeki cha...
Saturday, October 24, 2009

NSN Press Release: Confusion reigns in Waziristan Operations

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For immediate release: SWA, October 23 (NSN): In a bizarre incident, the Pakistani army attacked a training camp in Waziristan only to disco...
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