Thursday, November 19, 2009

Pindigenoujly Develobed Anti Miscreant Equipment

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In a bositive develobment, Pakistani dephenje scientists have 200,000 percent pindigenously develobed anti miscreant detection devijes. Thij...
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Boetry

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O sweet spontaneous Khuspoo how often have the doting fingers of prurient Mullahs pinched and poked thee has the naughty thumb of Fauji Aphs...
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Pakistan takes prinjibled ishtand on Kerry-Lugar bill

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NSN Reports: In a dramatic and unexpected develobment Pakistan has taken a prinjibled ishtand on the Kerry-Lugar legislation which tribled ...
Monday, November 16, 2009

Motion Passed on Wimmens in Barliament

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In a revolutionary develobment, members of bakistani NA todin passed motion in the parl-e-ment. The motion panned all domestic violenje. Wim...
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Mushtalgia

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Kopyrite-e-NSN 2009
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Allah aapka bhalu kare... (moojical edishan)

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Rejently, in the LMU mushy-aria rooms, the following strain baj heard by LMU Skolar Roh Ul Shukl Al Gebri, adapted phrom haraam gana of Mull...
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Breaking Neuj: Diplomacy sought as a solution

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NSN Islamabad (lede): LMU, Isloo, the nations premier institution on theology and AK phyrring, has condemmed today's terrorist attack on...
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Two moojahids embrace shahadat

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LMU Bojitive Neuj Desk, Indian Held Cashmere: Peace loving, bious freedom fighters of charity organisation Lashkur-e-Taiba, Bashir and Moham...
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

A Lament

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When eye was a nanha moojahid looking at me khuspoo eye asked what will eye be what will eye be will eye be a Rakitmard, will eye be...
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Monday, October 26, 2009

Ode to the Land of Pure

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O give me a home, where the Predators roam Where the goats and the moo-jahids play Where ebery man, ij a raakit mard, And wimmens are in a b...
Sunday, October 25, 2009

Decadence of the west, Morality and Jeehaard

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Everyday when I switch on the tv, a constant stream of half clad bollywood danjers assault my senjes. If I change chanels to UK, Amreeki cha...
Saturday, October 24, 2009

NSN Press Release: Confusion reigns in Waziristan Operations

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For immediate release: SWA, October 23 (NSN): In a bizarre incident, the Pakistani army attacked a training camp in Waziristan only to disco...
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Rahe-na-Ijjat oberation reveals Shocking inphormation-- Mujlims are minority in Bakistan, Majority of Bakistan is Joos and Yindoos !

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A phoren agency monitoring newjbaper reborts in bakistan haj calculated that 99.5% of Bakistanis are Joos and Yindoos. This ij expected to b...
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Jundullah is not Bakistani - Inphormation Minister Rehman Malik

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Aphter the IED mubarak in Iran, the Iranian guvrmand is having a three day meeting to decide on responje and to assess who was responjible f...
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We demand Nople Brije for Frontline Al-lie Bakistan !! (without carry-loocar conditions)

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Todin is a dark din (due to load shedding). Coming to practical matters, Amreeki jernail Hussain Ombaba has been given noble piss prije. Wha...
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