Tuesday, October 27, 2009

A Lament

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When eye was a nanha moojahid looking at me khuspoo eye asked what will eye be what will eye be will eye be a Rakitmard, will eye be...
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Monday, October 26, 2009

Ode to the Land of Pure

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O give me a home, where the Predators roam Where the goats and the moo-jahids play Where ebery man, ij a raakit mard, And wimmens are in a b...
Sunday, October 25, 2009

Decadence of the west, Morality and Jeehaard

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Everyday when I switch on the tv, a constant stream of half clad bollywood danjers assault my senjes. If I change chanels to UK, Amreeki cha...
Saturday, October 24, 2009

NSN Press Release: Confusion reigns in Waziristan Operations

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For immediate release: SWA, October 23 (NSN): In a bizarre incident, the Pakistani army attacked a training camp in Waziristan only to disco...
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Rahe-na-Ijjat oberation reveals Shocking inphormation-- Mujlims are minority in Bakistan, Majority of Bakistan is Joos and Yindoos !

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A phoren agency monitoring newjbaper reborts in bakistan haj calculated that 99.5% of Bakistanis are Joos and Yindoos. This ij expected to b...
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Jundullah is not Bakistani - Inphormation Minister Rehman Malik

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Aphter the IED mubarak in Iran, the Iranian guvrmand is having a three day meeting to decide on responje and to assess who was responjible f...
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We demand Nople Brije for Frontline Al-lie Bakistan !! (without carry-loocar conditions)

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Todin is a dark din (due to load shedding). Coming to practical matters, Amreeki jernail Hussain Ombaba has been given noble piss prije. Wha...
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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Akhil Kumar not Indian : Shashi Tharoor

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NSN Rebort: Refuting Bakistan's claim that Indians were involved in the attack on GHQ, Shashi Tharoor, Indian minister of external and e...

Deadly Terrorist group Abhinav Bharat pehind terrorist attack?

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Abhinav Bharath behind attack on GHQ, Karsevak and ring leader -Akhil Kumar arrested NSN Reborts: The military released photographs of the ...

More Braking Neuj: India rejbonjible for GHQ Pindi attack?

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Breaking News: Pakistan to brake off talks with India over Rawalpindi Attack NSN: sources confirm that Pakistani ministers at the highest le...

Breaking Neuj: Pindi Attack (bith updates)

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GHQ attack to have wide ramifications From the desk of NSN Analyeast: Todin's GHQ attack will have wide ramifications in the coming week...

Breaking Neuj: Pindi Attack

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NSN Reborter Anjanullah waj there: Attack on Pak-Army GHQ: A Case of Mistaken Identitiy ? NSN Reports: Today the pakistani army GHQ came und...
Sunday, October 4, 2009

Bojitibe Kirket Neuj

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AoA yand asssalamalaykum, last raat Bakistan lost to Kuffar Noozeeland, in a very Bojitibe manner. Since Bakistan kirkit eej onlee to beat...
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Friday, September 11, 2009

LMU Brofessors are recognijed bhorld ober in Bakistan

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Diyar Biraders, AoA! Bhe have bojitive newj on Fridin today LMU mein sabka jhanda (and danda) oopar rahe!
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Ishtory oph a Gola

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There once was a Mushy with an ash very tight He could simply bend over and win every fight Came visiting to Lahore, was an old Bania kafir ...
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