Bositive Neuj Bakistan: The Glory of NSN

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Mushy sings an ABBA song during ABBA Din Bakistan

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I don't wanna talk About the GUBO I've gone through Though it's hurting me Now it's history I've played all my cards And...
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Tootati Hui Khabar

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Nayakuddin haj returned from Jannat! Blij to send Chotu to coll-e-ct the 72 and depojit them in virginity r-e-storashun debartment. NSN -- ...

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Mullah Al-Okullah You are a genious bin unparalelledi Due to my close association with the learned Jirga, I am wakif with the "single-h...
Monday, April 20, 2009

Allama Single-Hair's Immortal words

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Mullah Mahdi, Jou hab bosted the finesht lines written by the Allama. I am pesh karo lines that come pefore your magical verse: Amritraj Kh...
Sunday, April 19, 2009

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Khud ko Kar Bend Itna Ki har Gubo se Pehle Amritraj Bande se Khud Pooche Batah mera size Kya Hain?

Pakiban to arrange e love marriages

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LAHORE: The Taliban of Swat have set up a bureau named ‘Shuba-e-Aroosat’ ( i.e Shop a Asura for you damn kaffirs )for arranging love marriag...
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Bojitive Exclamation

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Ya kuda!! Ya to mujhe zabbani lota de dey Nahi to mera ita lamba ker dey ki may apni GUBO khud kar saku.
Saturday, April 18, 2009

Diyar Marvi Memon

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Diyar Marvi! Swat ki dilpasand fizaoN mein, Woh khatoon thi unke paaoN mein, Talib ke haath mein tha koda, Par talib ruk gaya thoda, Yeh dek...
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Call phor Jirga: Haraam Cobycat Wepsite

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Mullah Pirathers, kuffar hab cobied our great conjebt ... http://www.pakpositive.com/ thij ij just not kirkit! We must queer the bitch (I ma...
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Al Okulla forced to Kha his own words

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Phrom our archives When Bakistani shakes, chawal eating Zabaan shivers in fiyar There are about 150 Pakistanis living in Toyama prefecture...
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Phrom our Archives

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On the aus-pee-cious occassion of the 2009 Bakshish conference Zabaan, we dig deep into our archives to bring you this bicchar celebrating ...
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Friday, April 17, 2009

Japan plans massive Rabies control programme

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Continuing with the stellar report by the Emir e Bakistan press box Al Okullah Concerned with the possibal implications of the balkanisation...

Salaam from Jabaan

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Greetingj piratherj, I am accombanying Wahamullah to Jabaan ... we are hiyar to collect Jizya tax from kuffar ... Ubon arriving, Wahamullah ...
Monday, April 13, 2009

Social ebils.

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There are two types of gandagi aka social ebils. One is friendship bith Qadiayani Ahmadiya Marzai Another is friendship wit zulmi Brahmins. ...
Sunday, April 12, 2009

Famous Nerurosurgeon visits Bajaur

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Famous Nerurosurgeons team visits Bajaur The beheaded body of a local traders’ organisation president and senior leader of the Awami Nationa...
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