Bositive Neuj Bakistan: The Glory of NSN

NSN has a mandate for tight and fair reporting of the positive happenings in the land of pure. NSN strives also to promote the pure language of Pingrezi. Pingrezi is the glorious pure angrezi (english to you phoreigners) spoken in Bakistan.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

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In our travelj, Wahamullah and I dekho this bhery halaal staircase. Bliss to explain: Can a mullah go to jannat like thij?
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Diyar Jirga, It haj peen a lumbaa while sinj I lasht bosted. I hab peen traveling with Wahamullah in phoren countreej. Hiyar ij a bicchar of...
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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Madam marvi reducing the gap : NSN exclujib

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..while kufrs rebojt orijinal NSN exclujibs, here is another one of Madam marvi reducing sovirgnity gaps. BTW, the wise mullah tells me that...

Karchi Stock exchange zooms.....

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Protest against kufar ''juice''

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...while peelievers are abundantly killling peelievers in Bakistan? Waise, right abdul is rejembling kufr sAif ali khan. op course, klick to...

Bakistan Round tabil Confrens

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..... Some more Hilala Awards to be given....while kuffars do lots of Sherry ke peeche kaun? Klick to find out.
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Bakis day out..

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...on the lines op the movie Babiej day out? Thij Blagger.kaum ij haraam ? Only displaying half image. Blij to kilck to see in phool glory.

Bakistan ka matlab kya....

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...sir per uge hamaara kya ? Sad to see, eben the grass haj dried. Alwej felt Mard-e-momin (second) Zulfi Bhutta waj lying. There waj and ij...

Fata kirket team.....

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....Blij to spot Umbreyer Hair. Phirst person to point him out gets a birgin goat.

Zardari miya gets thumbed....

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....or ij it third pinger. I say , make bakistan ka sher Zaid Khali-Peeli Hamid the advijor to wajir e Bak. An exbert at pingering everyth...
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Calling all mullhs and mujahids.....

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Phirst of all, maafi from Shreemanullah and some thanku also.. I realije that kuffars everybhere including Peereff Prahmans are praying (er....
Tuesday, October 28, 2008

UQAB

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  Diyar Mullas grand Mullas, Ayotollahs, Grand Ayotollahs pliss to be beholding da one yand onlee "UQAB" Dhiss haj been deve...
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Bojitibe Sher.

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arj kiya hai for Gazi e adhee sher. Jali ko aag kehte hain bujhi ko raakh kehte hain jab adhee sher padhane pare tab oose jehad ki shuruwat ...
Saturday, October 18, 2008

Aao Bacchon Tumhein Dikhain Jhaanki Isloo-baad Ki

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Post removed -- a bit too halaal.
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Sunday, October 5, 2008

NSN Exclujive: E-Fatwa service launched in FATA

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(NSN, to be followed in rear by agencies): Maulana Al-haj bin harvardi Equtubbuddin haj todin launch hij shiny new mijjile delivered e-fatwa...
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